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<title>{SUBCULTURES &gt; NEWS AND MEDIA} - Gallery: Japan's Hottest Celebrity Bloggers</title>
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If you go to Japan and tell people you're a blogger, they might assume you're a celebrity. While blogs are making incredible headway as a source of credible information in the United States, in Japan they are mostly thought of as high-profile diaries.



"It's an evolution of Japan's diary culture," which dates back to the 8th century, says Ichiro Kiyota, an editor at Gizmodo Japan. "Celebrities say things on blogs that they can't tell the mainstream media, and we all read it so we can get to know them better."



Japan's celebrity bloggers run the gamut in terms of popularity and topics they write about, but they have several things in common: They're good-looking, they're geeky and they love to blog. Here are our 10 faves.




Name: Shoko Nakagawa



Age: 23



Blog: Shokotan blog



Claim to fame: Japan's new Queen of Blogging makes geeks go wild with her impressive otaku cred. 



Traffic: By some estimates 100 million pageviews per month.*



Day job: Actress, singer, etc.



Favorite topics: Nails, cake, cats, cosplayers, cellphone bling, sexy figurines. Most recently, she created worldwide buzz when she put a cat in her mouth.


*Traffic is self-reported unless otherwise specified.


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Name: Kaori Manabe



Age: 27



Blog: Kaori Manabe's Between You and Me



Claim to fame: The original Queen of Blogging was one of the first celebrities to exploit the influencing power of the web.



Traffic: N/A



Day job: Actress, book author, former swimsuit model.



Favorite topics: Food she cooks; getting drunk.


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Name: Chiaki Kyan



Blog: Kyanchi Everyday



Location: Tokyo



Traffic: 25,000 pageviews per day.



Day job: Bikini idol



Favorite topics: Gundam; her cat; web video sites like Nico Nico Douga and YouTube.


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Name: Noriko Saito



Blog: DropB



Location: Tokyo



Age: 25



Traffic: 250,000 pageviews per month.



Day job: Web director of a media company.



Favorite topics: Programming languages, iPhones, 12 reasons why she'd make a good wife (she can program; she's funny; she knows everything about 2channel).

: Name: Asami Shinohara



Blog: iGirl



Age: 26



Location: Osaka



Traffic: 120,000 pageviews per month.



Day job: TV show host, manager of AuPair Japan.



Favorite topics: Her blinged-out cellphone; her snack addiction; books she's reading (The Age of Turbulence by Alan Greenspan, Speed Reading Skills for Kings); her desire to be as beloved as a Mac product.

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Name: Yumi Fukuda



Age: 25



Blog: Yumiking Diary



Location: Tokyo



Traffic: 13,000 pageviews per month.



Day job: Journalist



Favorite topics: Her new FOMA F906i mobile phone; pictures of her breakfast. 


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Name: Johnny Kusakabe



Age: 27



Blog: Johnny Kusakabe's Case File



Location: Osaka



Traffic: 3,000 pageviews per day



Day job: Salaryman



Favorite topics: Videogames; outrageous 2channel threads about eating cockroaches. He also has a parody blog called the Shoutan blog.

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Name: Yuko Matsumaru



Age: 29



Blog: Matsu-You's Eye



Location: Tokyo



Traffic: N/A



Day job: TV MC, designer, model



Favorite topics: Lacy, romantic pink things (a pink Care Bears pouch, a shiny pink Zima).

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Name: Benijo



Blog: Do You Like Geeky Women?



Traffic: N/A



Day job: R&D at a social media consulting firm. 



Favorite topics: PHP and MySQL, debugging, making Japan's No. 1 geek databases.

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Name: Shuho Saito



Age: 32



Blog: Shuiro Note



Location: Tokyo



Traffic: 5,000 pageviews per day



Day job: Homemaker who used to work at Six Apart.



Favorite topics: Fancy homemade lunch boxes; affiliate links to household items like pots, pans and mixers. 

:  Name: Kamiji Yusuke 



Blog: Kamiji Yusuke's Official Blog



Claim to fame: He holds the Guinness World Record for "most unique users on a personal blog in 24 hours."



Traffic: 6 million pageviews per day. 


Favorite topics: Posts titled "Um," "Ah" or "Last Night" trigger an instant wave of thousands of comments by fawning fans.

  


   
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If you go to Japan and tell people you're a blogger, they might assume you're a celebrity. While blogs are making incredible headway as a source of credible information in the United States, in Japan they are mostly thought of as high-profile diaries.



"It's an evolution of Japan's diary culture," which dates back to the 8th century, says Ichiro Kiyota, an editor at Gizmodo Japan. "Celebrities say things on blogs that they can't tell the mainstream media, and we all read it so we can get to know them better."



Japan's celebrity bloggers run the gamut in terms of popularity and topics they write about, but they have several things in common: They're good-looking, they're geeky and they love to blog. Here are our 10 faves.




Name: Shoko Nakagawa



Age: 23



Blog: Shokotan blog



Claim to fame: Japan's new Queen of Blogging makes geeks go wild with her impressive otaku cred. 



Traffic: By some estimates 100 million pageviews per month.*



Day job: Actress, singer, etc.



Favorite topics: Nails, cake, cats, cosplayers, cellphone bling, sexy figurines. Most recently, she created worldwide buzz when she put a cat in her mouth.


*Traffic is self-reported unless otherwise specified.


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Name: Kaori Manabe



Age: 27



Blog: Kaori Manabe's Between You and Me



Claim to fame: The original Queen of Blogging was one of the first celebrities to exploit the influencing power of the web.



Traffic: N/A



Day job: Actress, book author, former swimsuit model.



Favorite topics: Food she cooks; getting drunk.


: 

Name: Chiaki Kyan



Blog: Kyanchi Everyday



Location: Tokyo



Traffic: 25,000 pageviews per day.



Day job: Bikini idol



Favorite topics: Gundam; her cat; web video sites like Nico Nico Douga and YouTube.


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Name: Noriko Saito



Blog: DropB



Location: Tokyo



Age: 25



Traffic: 250,000 pageviews per month.



Day job: Web director of a media company.



Favorite topics: Programming languages, iPhones, 12 reasons why she'd make a good wife (she can program; she's funny; she knows everything about 2channel).

: Name: Asami Shinohara



Blog: iGirl



Age: 26



Location: Osaka



Traffic: 120,000 pageviews per month.



Day job: TV show host, manager of AuPair Japan.



Favorite topics: Her blinged-out cellphone; her snack addiction; books she's reading (The Age of Turbulence by Alan Greenspan, Speed Reading Skills for Kings); her desire to be as beloved as a Mac product.

: 
Name: Yumi Fukuda



Age: 25



Blog: Yumiking Diary



Location: Tokyo



Traffic: 13,000 pageviews per month.



Day job: Journalist



Favorite topics: Her new FOMA F906i mobile phone; pictures of her breakfast. 


: 
Name: Johnny Kusakabe



Age: 27



Blog: Johnny Kusakabe's Case File



Location: Osaka



Traffic: 3,000 pageviews per day



Day job: Salaryman



Favorite topics: Videogames; outrageous 2channel threads about eating cockroaches. He also has a parody blog called the Shoutan blog.

: 

Name: Yuko Matsumaru



Age: 29



Blog: Matsu-You's Eye



Location: Tokyo



Traffic: N/A



Day job: TV MC, designer, model



Favorite topics: Lacy, romantic pink things (a pink Care Bears pouch, a shiny pink Zima).

: 

Name: Benijo



Blog: Do You Like Geeky Women?



Traffic: N/A



Day job: R&D at a social media consulting firm. 



Favorite topics: PHP and MySQL, debugging, making Japan's No. 1 geek databases.

: 

Name: Shuho Saito



Age: 32



Blog: Shuiro Note



Location: Tokyo



Traffic: 5,000 pageviews per day



Day job: Homemaker who used to work at Six Apart.



Favorite topics: Fancy homemade lunch boxes; affiliate links to household items like pots, pans and mixers. 

:  Name: Kamiji Yusuke 



Blog: Kamiji Yusuke's Official Blog



Claim to fame: He holds the Guinness World Record for "most unique users on a personal blog in 24 hours."



Traffic: 6 million pageviews per day. 


Favorite topics: Posts titled "Um," "Ah" or "Last Night" trigger an instant wave of thousands of comments by fawning fans.

  


   
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<title>{ENTERTAINMENT &gt; PUBLICATIONS AND MEDIA} - Hollywood Has Finally Figured Out How to Make Web Video Pay</title>
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It's a quintessential Hollywood moment: a star on a soundstage, the focal point of every person and every piece of equipment in the room. The star on this particular January day is Rosario Dawson, the 29-year-old actress who earned her cred as an Uzi-wielding prostitute in Sin City. She's being filmed against a greenscreen in extreme close-up, highlighting her sculpted cheekbones and olive skin. "We've got this joke in vice," she murmurs in a voice that's uncommonly sultry for a police detective. "Love costs 10 bucks. True love costs 20."

In her studded black tunic and high-heeled boots, Dawson is apparently Tinseltown's idea of how to clean up the streets. "She looks like she can kick some ass," observes Brent Friedman, the chief screenwriter, who's watching on a nearby monitor. But even though we're in a Hollywood zip code, this is no film or television shoot. The rented space looks more like an oversize garage than a studio soundstage. Instead of the usual army of grips and gaffers, the production is staffed by a skeleton crew. And the parking lot outside? Barely big enough for 20 cars.






All of which can mean only one thing: another Web production. Two years after the success of Lonelygirl15 &mdash; the groundbreaking YouTube serial that turned out to be not the DIY diary of a 16-year-old girl but the work of three wannabe auteurs in Beverly Hills &mdash; Web video has finally captured Hollywood's imagination. Last year, former Disney chief Michael Eisner launched Prom Queen, a daily 90-second teen drama; Judd Apatow has joined Will Ferrell on Funny or Die, a sort of YouTube for comedy; producers Ed Zwick and Marshall Herskovitz had a modest success with Quarterlife, a Web show about self-obsessed twentysomethings, only to see it flop on TV. But Gemini Division, the sci-fi serial Dawson is shooting today, will be the first Web series to feature a bona fide Hollywood star.

Sure, the YouTube explosion was fueled by amateurs, but it will be showbiz professionals who cash in on Web video. That's because most big corporate advertisers want a safe, predictable environment &mdash; not the latest YouTube one-off, no matter how viral. Once the major brands get on board, millions of ad dollars will follow. Which is why when the writers' strike idled most of Hollywood last winter, talent agents fielded calls from clients eager to try their hand. At the same time, the fact that a three-minute clip can be shot for as little as $2,000 means Web video will be more open to ambitious neophytes than television ever was &mdash; witness the guys behind Lonelygirl15, who now have a second hit Web series called KateModern and a deal to develop more for CBS.

So far, however, this is a gold rush without any gold. Nobody knows how the business is supposed to work &mdash; what kind of stories to tell, whether to tell them in 90 seconds or 20 minutes, whether to build a destination site or distribute episodes across the Net, how to generate revenue, how to do it all on a shoestring. The Gemini team is betting they can figure it out. "People ask, 'What's your business model?'" says the director, Stan Rogow, during a lull in the shoot. "And I say, 'This morning's or this afternoon's?' It's only partly a joke."

A wiry figure who wears his long silver hair brushed straight back, Rogow is dressed in softly faded jeans and an extravagantly collared white shirt open halfway to the waist, a set of aviator glasses tucked neatly into the V. In an earlier life he was "the king of tweens," the producer who made Lizzie McGuire for Disney and turned Hilary Duff into a star. Gemini Division is the first of eight Web serials he has in the works at Electric Farm Entertainment, the production company he's formed with Friedman, the writer, and Jeff Sagansky, a former copresident of Sony Pictures Entertainment and head of CBS Entertainment before that.

Right now they need a distributor, and they've been talking with everyone from NBC Universal to MySpace about putting Gemini Division on their sites. Whoever they partner with would sell advertising and maybe even help fund the production. MySpace isn't offering money up front, but it does sell ads and split the revenue with producers. Eisner partnered with MySpace on Prom Queen, as did Herskovitz with Quarterlife, but Rogow is hoping for a more lucrative arrangement &mdash; which is why he has spent half the afternoon squiring around a pair of suits from NBC. The deal he's discussing would put Electric Farm well on its way to recouping the $1.75 million or so it will cost to make the 50 three-minute episodes Rogow plans to shoot. But the deal's not done yet.

Meanwhile, Rogow has been talking with Cisco and a handful of other companies about another way to make money: product placement. As a Buck Rogers-style serial set "five minutes in the future," the show presents many possibilities for tech companies. Dawson's smartphone, for instance, is the aperture through which we see the entire series. She talks urgently into the device throughout each episode, sending the feed to someone &mdash; we don't know whom &mdash; and occasionally holding it up to capture what's going on around her. It's a prominent branding opportunity for any handset maker willing to plunk down the money.

Like Prom Queen and Lonelygirl15, Gemini Division is essentially a female first-person confessional &mdash; in this case, a confessional about biotech run wild. Dawson plays Anna Diaz, a New York City detective having a crazy fling with a guy who's tall, blond, and ripped. By episode 4, the one they're shooting now, he has spirited her off to Paris for a romantic getaway, but she realizes something isn't right. Like, what's with the orange ring he left around the bathtub? "I really do love Nick," Dawson confides to the camera. "But being a cop, you get cynical. And you learn to trust your gut."

For the next scene, two crew members wheel a queen-size bed into place. Justin Hartley, the 6'3" Smallville actor who plays Nick, is lolling on the bed in his boxer shorts, sporting six-pack abs and a bright orange belly button. The script calls for Anna to come out in a sexy black negligee and climb into bed with him. The sound man cues up Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On." Everybody laughs.




	
		
		Dawson as detective Anna Diaz Screenshot: Courtesy Electric Farm
	


For Anna, romance has given way to suspicion: first the orange tub ring and now, as she settles reluctantly into Nick's arms, his orange navel. If the camera were to pan a little wider, it would also catch two grips crouching behind the headboard to keep the bed from sliding across the set. Rogow smiles ruefully at the amateurishness of it all. "I think we should keep those guys in the background," he quips. "It's a nice touch."

Two years ago,when Lonelygirl15 first showed that a scripted Web-only serial could attract a sizable audience, most people in show business thought of the Web as a promotional vehicle &mdash; if they thought of it at all. Then a couple of major players caught the bug. Michael Eisner was one; another was Jeff Sagansky, who was investing in small production companies like the one that makes The Tudors for Showtime. Web video was uncharted territory: no rules, limitless potential. "We're at the vanguard of something that can explode," Sagansky declares a few weeks after the January shoot. A trim 56-year-old, he's seated in his elegantly appointed town house on Manhattan's Upper East Side. "You know TV; it's been around in its present form since Hill Street Blues," the '80s ensemble show that's still the template for most drama series. "But this is all new."

Fans of Mad Men, Weeds, and Battlestar Galactica may think television has entered a new golden age, but many in the business see a medium in decline. TV programs used to be made by independent production companies. Now, with few exceptions, a handful of giant media conglomerates own the networks that air the shows, the film studios that make the shows, and the shows themselves. Network suits tell the producers what to do, and when it doesn't work &mdash; which is most of the time &mdash; they cancel the show. The Web puts power back in the hands of the creators: Producers own their shows and answer only to themselves. If they develop spinoffs for television, videogames, or the movies, they're well positioned to retain control when a property migrates to other media. That's why everyone took note of the deal NBC made last year to air Quarterlife in prime time. For the first time in memory, the producers of a TV show got full ownership and creative control.

There's a downside, of course. Top writer-producers in television live like pampered pets, the kind that get caviar for breakfast. To succeed online, they'll have to be as entrepreneurial as anyone in Silicon Valley. Instead of pulling in millions a year, they'll be scrambling for nickels and dimes. No surprise, then, that some of them think of Web video as a sort of farm club for TV: Why spend $2 million to make a half-hour pilot when you can shoot some high-quality Web episodes at $10,000 to $30,000 a pop, post them online to build buzz, string them together to make a series, and then port the whole thing back to television, where the real money is?

Quarterlife looked like the perfect prototype. Its episodes even happened to be seven to 10 minutes long, the typical interval between commercial breaks on TV. But while it did OK online, garnering some 6 million views after its November launch, its premiere on NBC drew only 3.9 million viewers &mdash; an all-time low for the network in that slot. When it was summarily canceled, Herskovitz was stunned. Not Sagansky. "This is a whole new medium," he says. "To think it's going to fix the old medium is a warped way of looking at things."

Not that anyone yet has a recipe for success online. "We know that the Internet is about short-form entertainment," Sagansky says. "And most of it is personally narrated," as Lonelygirl15 was. Other people, Eisner among them, will tell you that Web video isn't about Hollywood stars like Dawson, that this medium is for regular people. But the truth is that nobody really knows what form Web video will eventually take. The technology that has made it possible &mdash; broadband Internet connections, more-efficient data compression, ever-cheaper storage and servers, hi-res computer and smartphone screens &mdash; could seem ludicrously primitive before long. In 1908, movies were 10 minutes long because that's all you could get on a reel of film, and the actors who appeared in them were anonymous. Movies as we know them were still years away.


	
		
		Screenshot: Courtesy Electric Farm
	


Sometimes even Rosario Dawson wonders if people want to see a Hollywood star in a Web serial. "The thing that's succeeded on the Web &mdash; besides, obviously, porn &mdash; is people themselves," she says over lunch. She's on a break from shooting the DreamWorks thriller Eagle Eye with Shia LaBeouf; soon she'll start rehearsals for Seven Pounds, a Sony film in which she plays a desperately ill heart patient Will Smith falls in love with. "They're putting up their own stuff &mdash; really off the cuff, no money involved. So we're taking a huge risk. But it's exciting to be part of something new. Even if we mess it up, we were the first, you know? That's kind of awesome in itself."

But if casting Dawson was a break from the nascent conventions of Web video, the format of Gemini Division is not. It isn't just that this is short-attention-span entertainment. It's that, like Lonelygirl15 and Prom Queen and even such TV shows as Lost and Heroes, Gemini Division is designed to involve the audience in ways that more closely resemble videogames than conventional narrative drama.




	
	Dawson and director Stan Rogow (far right) on the Gemini Division set.Photo: Roger Deckker



That's no coincidence. A seasoned film and television writer, Friedman left Hollywood three years ago for Electronic Arts, where he wrote the best-selling Command &amp; Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars and the soon-to-be-released Tiberium. At EA, he had to relearn scriptwriting, because the conventions of TV don't work in interactive media. In a one-hour drama, he explains, "you put the characters together over some beers and let them bring out the plot. It's exposition disguised as dialog." But games dispense with the entire first act, the part that sets the plot in motion. "When the story begins, you're in-world &mdash; you have a gun, all hell is breaking loose, and your job as a player is to stay alive and figure out where you are." Web video gets subjected to that same compression algorithm. "We're starting every episode with Anna on the run," Friedman says. "She's already in the second act &mdash; the part where everything goes wrong."

But Friedman's ambition is to merge television with videogames in a form of storytelling that engages audience members on multiple levels &mdash; and not just with the narrative but with each other. So while Anna dodges "sims" (simulated life-forms, with their telltale orange stigmata) and agents from the mysterioso outfit known as Gemini Division, fans will be able to log on to the show's Web site and get transmissions from Anna's partner in the police department. Users will be recruited as Gemini agents themselves, at which point they can talk with other agents &mdash; er, users &mdash; by webcam. "I think this is where entertainment is heading," he says. "It's where I want entertainment to head, because that's what I want to experience."

Rogow and Friedman first tried this approach to storytelling in an earlier Web effort, an animated serial called Afterworld. Developed just after Lonelygirl15 made such a splash, Afterworld was where they met Rosario Dawson. Dawson is a comics geek, and as a favor to a comics writer she knew who was working on Afterworld, she agreed to do a voice-over for one of the characters. Rogow asked her about doing a video series based on Occult Crimes Taskforce, a comic she had helped create. That didn't happen because a film deal was already in the works. But a couple of months later, Rogow called to say they were developing Gemini Division. It had been written for a male lead, but they were thinking of reworking it for her. They would make her a partner in the production and give her a cut of any profits.

Dawson had already signed on to play a military investigations officer in Eagle Eye, and her character in Occult Crimes Taskforce is also a detective. "When Stan told me I'd be playing an officer in Gemini Division, I was like, you know, this is going to seem weird." Even so, she liked the idea. She'd been acting for a dozen years, ever since she was discovered on the stoop of her parents' squat on Manhattan's Lower East Side and cast in Larry Clark's Kids. "Normally at this point it starts to get stagnant," she says. "You're worrying about looking older, are they going to like you anymore. But I'm more going, what new can I do? I'd rather put myself into the fray than sit back and go, well, I played it safe."


On a sunny afternoon in March, Rogow pulls his black Porsche SUV to the curb, collects a ticket from the valet, and walks briskly into the Creative Artists Agency building on LA's Avenue of the Stars. Perfectly framed in an enormous glass wall is the Hollywood sign, 8 miles away. Rogow is here to meet with Anita Lawhon, the Cisco executive in charge of entertainment partnerships. This is crunch time for Gemini Division, the weeks when everything &mdash; advertising, distribution, financing, production &mdash; must come together. On a table in the vast marble reception zone sits this morning's Daily Variety. "Changes to Biz Give Town the Jitters," reads the front-page headline.

Today, Rogow is focused on how to get that business model working. It's going well &mdash; so well that Herskovitz recently met with his CAA agents to learn how Electric Farm is doing it. Cisco is key. Those Gemini Division agents are going to wield some pretty cool tech, much of it &mdash; thanks to a deal brokered by CAA &mdash; actual products from Cisco: a video surveillance system that sends an alert when someone penetrates the wrong sector; digital billboards that can be reprogrammed on the fly; TelePresence, a teleconferencing system with life-size video so hi-def it makes virtual meetings seem almost real. In the past few weeks, similar deals have been cut with Acura, Intel, Microsoft, and UPS. "In a cold business sense," Rogow confides, "this show is a self-financing marketing vehicle."

Settling into an all-white conference room, Rogow tells Lawhon they think it would be cool to show TelePresence on a private jet. "You think Rosario's at a table on the plane talking to people," he explains, "and we pull back and reveal they're not there."

Lawhon isn't sure &mdash; after all, TelePresence isn't being marketed for private jets, and the goal here is to show Cisco's products as they're actually used. She'll check. "But if you could look at other insertion opportunities ..."

"Like putting it in an office? Absolutely."

Rogow is thrilled with Cisco's digital signs, which can be remotely programmed to display anything you want &mdash; like a coded message for Anna. "Which is, I think, why you really invented it: for superspies to get secret messages in malls," he quips. "We think that's real cool." He's equally happy with the surveillance system, which can send Anna a digital alert on her smartphone. "But we want to make sure we've got the Cisco logo in a prominent position," Lawhon points out. The days when product placement meant going full frontal on a Coke can are supposed to be over, but the client still has to get something in exchange for its six-figure fee. "That's why I love being able to see the script," she says.

"That's great," Rogow replies. "I'll have script material for you next week."






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The next day, Friedman is at Electric Farm, in a Santa Monica office park, reworking scripts to integrate the products they've done deals for. There's the Acura TSX, the superspeedy UPS delivery, the search and mapping functions from Microsoft. He's not sure yet what to do with Intel. Maybe slap a powered by intel badge on Dawson's smartphone? "It has to pass the creative smell test," he says, "so we feel we're enhancing the story rather than trying to sell you something." In any case, they'll have to make up a brand for the phone itself: CAA approached several handset manufacturers, but none bit.

There's one other way to bring in money: venture capital. Funny or Die was funded by Sequoia Capital, the Silicon Valley venture firm behind YouTube. VCs like the idea that big Hollywood names can break through the clutter. But VCs also want an exit &mdash; a sale or stock offering that will net them the kind of payoff Sequoia got with YouTube. And while many would-be Web producers see venture money as manna from heaven, they haven't yet had to report to a frustrated money guy who doesn't know show business.

"There's an old joke," Rogow says, trying to explain why Electric Farm hasn't tried this route. "A filmmaker dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter greets him at the pearly gates. 'Good news!' he says. 'You can make any movie you want! You can get Beethoven to do the score. You can get Shakespeare to write the script.' The filmmaker gets all excited. 'And who can I have to play the girl?' he asks." Long pause. "'Well,' comes the reply, 'God's got a girlfriend ...'"

It's a Saturday afternoon in May. Two weeks earlier, NBC announced the formation of NBC Universal Digital Studio, with Gemini Division and Woke Up Dead, another Web series Electric Farm has in the works, as its first offerings. Now Rogow is back on a soundstage with Dawson &mdash; but this time the soundstage is bigger and the operation is far more professional.

The last shoot, back in January, was almost too bare-bones to work. The camera's shutter speed was set too slow, causing a motion blur so bad that some scenes needed to be reshot. Worse, Dawson's hair wasn't properly styled &mdash; it had big, wispy curls that congealed into unsightly blobs once the green backdrop was pulled away. "Hair turds!" cried Duane Loose, the burly EA veteran who's the show's production designer.

Nonetheless, they've put together a couple of episodes. A crew member is playing episode 5 on a computer screen in the corner: Anna Diaz in an abandoned factory in Paris, watching openmouthed as a man in a lab coat inserts a steel rod into Nick's orange navel. Seconds later, a pair of agents bursts in. One gets his arm sliced off by the doc's surgical laser. The other pulls out a weapon of his own and reduces Nick to a boiling puddle of goo. Anna screams: The man she loved is dead &mdash; and he wasn't even human!

Today they're shooting episode 12. Dawson is on the greenscreen with a tall, well-muscled actor who's wielding the same kind of weapon that killed Nick. Anna is caught in a war between the sims &mdash; creatures like Nick &mdash; and the seemingly all-powerful Gemini Division, which is bent on eradicating them. Muscle Man plays a Gemini agent who's just puddled a sim that was gripping Anna's throat. Now he's turning away, leaving her as mystified as ever. "I want in," Dawson cries, reaching for his arm &mdash; in on Gemini Division, in on why they destroyed Nick, in on whatever the hell is going on.

On the sidelines, arms folded across his black Che Guevara T-shirt, Friedman nods approvingly. In fits and starts, the world he's imagined is taking shape before him. Not a game world, not a TV world, but something different: a world viewed through the tiny window of Anna's phone. "That's an intimacy you don't get from television," he says. "And our mantra is, we want to do what television doesn't."


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It's a quintessential Hollywood moment: a star on a soundstage, the focal point of every person and every piece of equipment in the room. The star on this particular January day is Rosario Dawson, the 29-year-old actress who earned her cred as an Uzi-wielding prostitute in Sin City. She's being filmed against a greenscreen in extreme close-up, highlighting her sculpted cheekbones and olive skin. "We've got this joke in vice," she murmurs in a voice that's uncommonly sultry for a police detective. "Love costs 10 bucks. True love costs 20."

In her studded black tunic and high-heeled boots, Dawson is apparently Tinseltown's idea of how to clean up the streets. "She looks like she can kick some ass," observes Brent Friedman, the chief screenwriter, who's watching on a nearby monitor. But even though we're in a Hollywood zip code, this is no film or television shoot. The rented space looks more like an oversize garage than a studio soundstage. Instead of the usual army of grips and gaffers, the production is staffed by a skeleton crew. And the parking lot outside? Barely big enough for 20 cars.






All of which can mean only one thing: another Web production. Two years after the success of Lonelygirl15 &mdash; the groundbreaking YouTube serial that turned out to be not the DIY diary of a 16-year-old girl but the work of three wannabe auteurs in Beverly Hills &mdash; Web video has finally captured Hollywood's imagination. Last year, former Disney chief Michael Eisner launched Prom Queen, a daily 90-second teen drama; Judd Apatow has joined Will Ferrell on Funny or Die, a sort of YouTube for comedy; producers Ed Zwick and Marshall Herskovitz had a modest success with Quarterlife, a Web show about self-obsessed twentysomethings, only to see it flop on TV. But Gemini Division, the sci-fi serial Dawson is shooting today, will be the first Web series to feature a bona fide Hollywood star.

Sure, the YouTube explosion was fueled by amateurs, but it will be showbiz professionals who cash in on Web video. That's because most big corporate advertisers want a safe, predictable environment &mdash; not the latest YouTube one-off, no matter how viral. Once the major brands get on board, millions of ad dollars will follow. Which is why when the writers' strike idled most of Hollywood last winter, talent agents fielded calls from clients eager to try their hand. At the same time, the fact that a three-minute clip can be shot for as little as $2,000 means Web video will be more open to ambitious neophytes than television ever was &mdash; witness the guys behind Lonelygirl15, who now have a second hit Web series called KateModern and a deal to develop more for CBS.

So far, however, this is a gold rush without any gold. Nobody knows how the business is supposed to work &mdash; what kind of stories to tell, whether to tell them in 90 seconds or 20 minutes, whether to build a destination site or distribute episodes across the Net, how to generate revenue, how to do it all on a shoestring. The Gemini team is betting they can figure it out. "People ask, 'What's your business model?'" says the director, Stan Rogow, during a lull in the shoot. "And I say, 'This morning's or this afternoon's?' It's only partly a joke."

A wiry figure who wears his long silver hair brushed straight back, Rogow is dressed in softly faded jeans and an extravagantly collared white shirt open halfway to the waist, a set of aviator glasses tucked neatly into the V. In an earlier life he was "the king of tweens," the producer who made Lizzie McGuire for Disney and turned Hilary Duff into a star. Gemini Division is the first of eight Web serials he has in the works at Electric Farm Entertainment, the production company he's formed with Friedman, the writer, and Jeff Sagansky, a former copresident of Sony Pictures Entertainment and head of CBS Entertainment before that.

Right now they need a distributor, and they've been talking with everyone from NBC Universal to MySpace about putting Gemini Division on their sites. Whoever they partner with would sell advertising and maybe even help fund the production. MySpace isn't offering money up front, but it does sell ads and split the revenue with producers. Eisner partnered with MySpace on Prom Queen, as did Herskovitz with Quarterlife, but Rogow is hoping for a more lucrative arrangement &mdash; which is why he has spent half the afternoon squiring around a pair of suits from NBC. The deal he's discussing would put Electric Farm well on its way to recouping the $1.75 million or so it will cost to make the 50 three-minute episodes Rogow plans to shoot. But the deal's not done yet.

Meanwhile, Rogow has been talking with Cisco and a handful of other companies about another way to make money: product placement. As a Buck Rogers-style serial set "five minutes in the future," the show presents many possibilities for tech companies. Dawson's smartphone, for instance, is the aperture through which we see the entire series. She talks urgently into the device throughout each episode, sending the feed to someone &mdash; we don't know whom &mdash; and occasionally holding it up to capture what's going on around her. It's a prominent branding opportunity for any handset maker willing to plunk down the money.

Like Prom Queen and Lonelygirl15, Gemini Division is essentially a female first-person confessional &mdash; in this case, a confessional about biotech run wild. Dawson plays Anna Diaz, a New York City detective having a crazy fling with a guy who's tall, blond, and ripped. By episode 4, the one they're shooting now, he has spirited her off to Paris for a romantic getaway, but she realizes something isn't right. Like, what's with the orange ring he left around the bathtub? "I really do love Nick," Dawson confides to the camera. "But being a cop, you get cynical. And you learn to trust your gut."

For the next scene, two crew members wheel a queen-size bed into place. Justin Hartley, the 6'3" Smallville actor who plays Nick, is lolling on the bed in his boxer shorts, sporting six-pack abs and a bright orange belly button. The script calls for Anna to come out in a sexy black negligee and climb into bed with him. The sound man cues up Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On." Everybody laughs.




	
		
		Dawson as detective Anna Diaz Screenshot: Courtesy Electric Farm
	


For Anna, romance has given way to suspicion: first the orange tub ring and now, as she settles reluctantly into Nick's arms, his orange navel. If the camera were to pan a little wider, it would also catch two grips crouching behind the headboard to keep the bed from sliding across the set. Rogow smiles ruefully at the amateurishness of it all. "I think we should keep those guys in the background," he quips. "It's a nice touch."

Two years ago,when Lonelygirl15 first showed that a scripted Web-only serial could attract a sizable audience, most people in show business thought of the Web as a promotional vehicle &mdash; if they thought of it at all. Then a couple of major players caught the bug. Michael Eisner was one; another was Jeff Sagansky, who was investing in small production companies like the one that makes The Tudors for Showtime. Web video was uncharted territory: no rules, limitless potential. "We're at the vanguard of something that can explode," Sagansky declares a few weeks after the January shoot. A trim 56-year-old, he's seated in his elegantly appointed town house on Manhattan's Upper East Side. "You know TV; it's been around in its present form since Hill Street Blues," the '80s ensemble show that's still the template for most drama series. "But this is all new."

Fans of Mad Men, Weeds, and Battlestar Galactica may think television has entered a new golden age, but many in the business see a medium in decline. TV programs used to be made by independent production companies. Now, with few exceptions, a handful of giant media conglomerates own the networks that air the shows, the film studios that make the shows, and the shows themselves. Network suits tell the producers what to do, and when it doesn't work &mdash; which is most of the time &mdash; they cancel the show. The Web puts power back in the hands of the creators: Producers own their shows and answer only to themselves. If they develop spinoffs for television, videogames, or the movies, they're well positioned to retain control when a property migrates to other media. That's why everyone took note of the deal NBC made last year to air Quarterlife in prime time. For the first time in memory, the producers of a TV show got full ownership and creative control.

There's a downside, of course. Top writer-producers in television live like pampered pets, the kind that get caviar for breakfast. To succeed online, they'll have to be as entrepreneurial as anyone in Silicon Valley. Instead of pulling in millions a year, they'll be scrambling for nickels and dimes. No surprise, then, that some of them think of Web video as a sort of farm club for TV: Why spend $2 million to make a half-hour pilot when you can shoot some high-quality Web episodes at $10,000 to $30,000 a pop, post them online to build buzz, string them together to make a series, and then port the whole thing back to television, where the real money is?

Quarterlife looked like the perfect prototype. Its episodes even happened to be seven to 10 minutes long, the typical interval between commercial breaks on TV. But while it did OK online, garnering some 6 million views after its November launch, its premiere on NBC drew only 3.9 million viewers &mdash; an all-time low for the network in that slot. When it was summarily canceled, Herskovitz was stunned. Not Sagansky. "This is a whole new medium," he says. "To think it's going to fix the old medium is a warped way of looking at things."

Not that anyone yet has a recipe for success online. "We know that the Internet is about short-form entertainment," Sagansky says. "And most of it is personally narrated," as Lonelygirl15 was. Other people, Eisner among them, will tell you that Web video isn't about Hollywood stars like Dawson, that this medium is for regular people. But the truth is that nobody really knows what form Web video will eventually take. The technology that has made it possible &mdash; broadband Internet connections, more-efficient data compression, ever-cheaper storage and servers, hi-res computer and smartphone screens &mdash; could seem ludicrously primitive before long. In 1908, movies were 10 minutes long because that's all you could get on a reel of film, and the actors who appeared in them were anonymous. Movies as we know them were still years away.


	
		
		Screenshot: Courtesy Electric Farm
	


Sometimes even Rosario Dawson wonders if people want to see a Hollywood star in a Web serial. "The thing that's succeeded on the Web &mdash; besides, obviously, porn &mdash; is people themselves," she says over lunch. She's on a break from shooting the DreamWorks thriller Eagle Eye with Shia LaBeouf; soon she'll start rehearsals for Seven Pounds, a Sony film in which she plays a desperately ill heart patient Will Smith falls in love with. "They're putting up their own stuff &mdash; really off the cuff, no money involved. So we're taking a huge risk. But it's exciting to be part of something new. Even if we mess it up, we were the first, you know? That's kind of awesome in itself."

But if casting Dawson was a break from the nascent conventions of Web video, the format of Gemini Division is not. It isn't just that this is short-attention-span entertainment. It's that, like Lonelygirl15 and Prom Queen and even such TV shows as Lost and Heroes, Gemini Division is designed to involve the audience in ways that more closely resemble videogames than conventional narrative drama.




	
	Dawson and director Stan Rogow (far right) on the Gemini Division set.Photo: Roger Deckker



That's no coincidence. A seasoned film and television writer, Friedman left Hollywood three years ago for Electronic Arts, where he wrote the best-selling Command & Conquer 3: Tiberium Wars and the soon-to-be-released Tiberium. At EA, he had to relearn scriptwriting, because the conventions of TV don't work in interactive media. In a one-hour drama, he explains, "you put the characters together over some beers and let them bring out the plot. It's exposition disguised as dialog." But games dispense with the entire first act, the part that sets the plot in motion. "When the story begins, you're in-world &mdash; you have a gun, all hell is breaking loose, and your job as a player is to stay alive and figure out where you are." Web video gets subjected to that same compression algorithm. "We're starting every episode with Anna on the run," Friedman says. "She's already in the second act &mdash; the part where everything goes wrong."

But Friedman's ambition is to merge television with videogames in a form of storytelling that engages audience members on multiple levels &mdash; and not just with the narrative but with each other. So while Anna dodges "sims" (simulated life-forms, with their telltale orange stigmata) and agents from the mysterioso outfit known as Gemini Division, fans will be able to log on to the show's Web site and get transmissions from Anna's partner in the police department. Users will be recruited as Gemini agents themselves, at which point they can talk with other agents &mdash; er, users &mdash; by webcam. "I think this is where entertainment is heading," he says. "It's where I want entertainment to head, because that's what I want to experience."

Rogow and Friedman first tried this approach to storytelling in an earlier Web effort, an animated serial called Afterworld. Developed just after Lonelygirl15 made such a splash, Afterworld was where they met Rosario Dawson. Dawson is a comics geek, and as a favor to a comics writer she knew who was working on Afterworld, she agreed to do a voice-over for one of the characters. Rogow asked her about doing a video series based on Occult Crimes Taskforce, a comic she had helped create. That didn't happen because a film deal was already in the works. But a couple of months later, Rogow called to say they were developing Gemini Division. It had been written for a male lead, but they were thinking of reworking it for her. They would make her a partner in the production and give her a cut of any profits.

Dawson had already signed on to play a military investigations officer in Eagle Eye, and her character in Occult Crimes Taskforce is also a detective. "When Stan told me I'd be playing an officer in Gemini Division, I was like, you know, this is going to seem weird." Even so, she liked the idea. She'd been acting for a dozen years, ever since she was discovered on the stoop of her parents' squat on Manhattan's Lower East Side and cast in Larry Clark's Kids. "Normally at this point it starts to get stagnant," she says. "You're worrying about looking older, are they going to like you anymore. But I'm more going, what new can I do? I'd rather put myself into the fray than sit back and go, well, I played it safe."


On a sunny afternoon in March, Rogow pulls his black Porsche SUV to the curb, collects a ticket from the valet, and walks briskly into the Creative Artists Agency building on LA's Avenue of the Stars. Perfectly framed in an enormous glass wall is the Hollywood sign, 8 miles away. Rogow is here to meet with Anita Lawhon, the Cisco executive in charge of entertainment partnerships. This is crunch time for Gemini Division, the weeks when everything &mdash; advertising, distribution, financing, production &mdash; must come together. On a table in the vast marble reception zone sits this morning's Daily Variety. "Changes to Biz Give Town the Jitters," reads the front-page headline.

Today, Rogow is focused on how to get that business model working. It's going well &mdash; so well that Herskovitz recently met with his CAA agents to learn how Electric Farm is doing it. Cisco is key. Those Gemini Division agents are going to wield some pretty cool tech, much of it &mdash; thanks to a deal brokered by CAA &mdash; actual products from Cisco: a video surveillance system that sends an alert when someone penetrates the wrong sector; digital billboards that can be reprogrammed on the fly; TelePresence, a teleconferencing system with life-size video so hi-def it makes virtual meetings seem almost real. In the past few weeks, similar deals have been cut with Acura, Intel, Microsoft, and UPS. "In a cold business sense," Rogow confides, "this show is a self-financing marketing vehicle."

Settling into an all-white conference room, Rogow tells Lawhon they think it would be cool to show TelePresence on a private jet. "You think Rosario's at a table on the plane talking to people," he explains, "and we pull back and reveal they're not there."

Lawhon isn't sure &mdash; after all, TelePresence isn't being marketed for private jets, and the goal here is to show Cisco's products as they're actually used. She'll check. "But if you could look at other insertion opportunities ..."

"Like putting it in an office? Absolutely."

Rogow is thrilled with Cisco's digital signs, which can be remotely programmed to display anything you want &mdash; like a coded message for Anna. "Which is, I think, why you really invented it: for superspies to get secret messages in malls," he quips. "We think that's real cool." He's equally happy with the surveillance system, which can send Anna a digital alert on her smartphone. "But we want to make sure we've got the Cisco logo in a prominent position," Lawhon points out. The days when product placement meant going full frontal on a Coke can are supposed to be over, but the client still has to get something in exchange for its six-figure fee. "That's why I love being able to see the script," she says.

"That's great," Rogow replies. "I'll have script material for you next week."






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The next day, Friedman is at Electric Farm, in a Santa Monica office park, reworking scripts to integrate the products they've done deals for. There's the Acura TSX, the superspeedy UPS delivery, the search and mapping functions from Microsoft. He's not sure yet what to do with Intel. Maybe slap a powered by intel badge on Dawson's smartphone? "It has to pass the creative smell test," he says, "so we feel we're enhancing the story rather than trying to sell you something." In any case, they'll have to make up a brand for the phone itself: CAA approached several handset manufacturers, but none bit.

There's one other way to bring in money: venture capital. Funny or Die was funded by Sequoia Capital, the Silicon Valley venture firm behind YouTube. VCs like the idea that big Hollywood names can break through the clutter. But VCs also want an exit &mdash; a sale or stock offering that will net them the kind of payoff Sequoia got with YouTube. And while many would-be Web producers see venture money as manna from heaven, they haven't yet had to report to a frustrated money guy who doesn't know show business.

"There's an old joke," Rogow says, trying to explain why Electric Farm hasn't tried this route. "A filmmaker dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter greets him at the pearly gates. 'Good news!' he says. 'You can make any movie you want! You can get Beethoven to do the score. You can get Shakespeare to write the script.' The filmmaker gets all excited. 'And who can I have to play the girl?' he asks." Long pause. "'Well,' comes the reply, 'God's got a girlfriend ...'"

It's a Saturday afternoon in May. Two weeks earlier, NBC announced the formation of NBC Universal Digital Studio, with Gemini Division and Woke Up Dead, another Web series Electric Farm has in the works, as its first offerings. Now Rogow is back on a soundstage with Dawson &mdash; but this time the soundstage is bigger and the operation is far more professional.

The last shoot, back in January, was almost too bare-bones to work. The camera's shutter speed was set too slow, causing a motion blur so bad that some scenes needed to be reshot. Worse, Dawson's hair wasn't properly styled &mdash; it had big, wispy curls that congealed into unsightly blobs once the green backdrop was pulled away. "Hair turds!" cried Duane Loose, the burly EA veteran who's the show's production designer.

Nonetheless, they've put together a couple of episodes. A crew member is playing episode 5 on a computer screen in the corner: Anna Diaz in an abandoned factory in Paris, watching openmouthed as a man in a lab coat inserts a steel rod into Nick's orange navel. Seconds later, a pair of agents bursts in. One gets his arm sliced off by the doc's surgical laser. The other pulls out a weapon of his own and reduces Nick to a boiling puddle of goo. Anna screams: The man she loved is dead &mdash; and he wasn't even human!

Today they're shooting episode 12. Dawson is on the greenscreen with a tall, well-muscled actor who's wielding the same kind of weapon that killed Nick. Anna is caught in a war between the sims &mdash; creatures like Nick &mdash; and the seemingly all-powerful Gemini Division, which is bent on eradicating them. Muscle Man plays a Gemini agent who's just puddled a sim that was gripping Anna's throat. Now he's turning away, leaving her as mystified as ever. "I want in," Dawson cries, reaching for his arm &mdash; in on Gemini Division, in on why they destroyed Nick, in on whatever the hell is going on.

On the sidelines, arms folded across his black Che Guevara T-shirt, Friedman nods approvingly. In fits and starts, the world he's imagined is taking shape before him. Not a game world, not a TV world, but something different: a world viewed through the tiny window of Anna's phone. "That's an intimacy you don't get from television," he says. "And our mantra is, we want to do what television doesn't."


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<title>{ISSUES &gt; BIAS AND BALANCE} - Report: Maureen Dowd repeatedly uses gender to mock Democrats  </title>
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<summary type="text/plain">A Media
Matters for America review of Maureen Dowd's New York Times columns between January 1,
2007, and June 8, 2008, reveals that Dowd has frequently characterized this election cycle's leading Democratic candidates -- Sens.
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and former Sen. John Edwards (NC) -- using gendered language, specifically characterizing Clinton as
masculine, and Obama and Edwards as feminine. For example, Dowd wrote on
March 3, 2007: "If Hillary is in touch with her masculine side, Barry
[Obama] is in touch with his feminine side." On June 4, Dowd asserted: "Barry [Obama]
has been trying to shake off Hillary and pivot for quite a long time now, but
she has managed to keep her teeth in his ankle and raise serious doubts about
his potency. ... Hillary's camp radiated the message that Obama was a
sucker who had played by the rules on Florida
and Michigan, and then
reached an appeasing compromise, and that such a weak sister could never handle
Putin or I'm-A-Dinner-Jacket." Besides characterizing Clinton as
masculine, Dowd often portrays the New
  York senator and former first lady as domineering,
having called her "Mommie Dearest" and "Mistress Hillary. Dowd also often compares Obama to a child, calling him "boy
wonder" and "the Chicago kid."
By contrast, Dowd rarely feminized the all-male Republican field, and, during
the period Media Matters reviewed,
has never feminized Sen. John McCain, whom she has referred to in one column as a "tough guy[]."

Obama

Dowd has described Obama as "the diffident
debutante" and "America's pretty boy." She has characterized him and his campaign as seemingly "effete," writing
on March
9: "Obama's multiculturalism is a selling point with many Democrats. But
his impassioned egghead advisers have made his campaign seem not only out of
his control, but effete and vaguely foreign -- the same unflattering light that
doomed Michael Dukakis and John Kerry." Similarly, in an April 2 column,
Dowd claimed
that "[h]is strenuous and inadvertently
hilarious efforts to woo working-class folk in Pennsylvania
have only made him seem more effete." Later in the column, she wrote:
"At the Wilbur chocolate shop in Lititz Monday, he spent most of his time
skittering away from chocolate goodies, as though he were a starlet obsessing
on a svelte waistline." 

Dowd wrote on January 30: "Obama is the more
emotionally delicate candidate, and the one who has the more feminine consensus
management style, and the not-blinded-by-testosterone ability to object to a
phony war." Similarly, on February 24, Dowd claimed:





And
when historians trace how her [Clinton's]
inevitability dissolved, they will surely note this paradox: The first serious
female candidate for president was rejected by voters drawn to the more
feminine management style of her male rival.

The
bullying and bellicosity of the Bush administration have left many Americans
exhausted and yearning for a more nurturing and inclusive
style.

Later in the column, Dowd wrote that Clinton
"tried once more to cast Obama as
a weak sister on his willingness to talk to Raúl Castro" and that "Obama tapped into his inner chick and turned the other
cheek." 

Further, in a June 4 column, Dowd wrote: "And, even though Democrats were no longer listening,
Hillary's camp radiated the message that Obama was a sucker who had
played by the rules on Florida and Michigan, and then
reached an appeasing compromise, and that such a weak sister could never handle
Putin or I'm-A-Dinner-Jacket."

Dowd has also frequently characterized
Obama as a child. On March 3, 2007, Dowd compared Obama to a "schoolboy who's being bullied," and later called him "Obambi." Dowd has also referred to him as
"the
Chicago kid," "Dreamboy,"
"Boy
Wonder," "Wonder Boy,"
and a "new kid in school." In a December 2, 2007,
column, Dowd claimed
that, in
presidential races, "Americans seek a patriarchal figure. ... But with Barack Obama,
this dynamic seems reversed. He seems more like a child prodigy." Dowd
wrote:





Customarily
in presidential races, Americans seek a patriarchal figure, a strong parent to
protect the house from invaders and financial turbulence.

But
with Barack Obama, this dynamic seems reversed.

He
seems more like a child prodigy. Those enraptured with his gifts urge him on,
like anxious parents, trying to pull that sustained, dazzling performance out
of him that they believe he's capable of; they are willing to put up with
the prodigy's occasional listlessness and crabbiness, his flights of
self-regard and self-righteousness. Despite his uneven efforts and distaste for
the claws of competition, they can see he is a golden child, one who moves,
speaks, smiles and thinks with amazing grace.

Clinton

Dowd called Clinton "The
Man," following Clinton's
win in the May 6 Indiana
primary, writing:





She
showed again with her squeaker win in Indiana that for many
white working-class men, she is The Man -- more tenacious and less concerned with the judgments of the tony
set, economists and editorial writers. Talking up guns, going to the Auto
Racing Hall of Fame, speaking from the back of pickup trucks and doing shots of
populism with a cynicism chaser, Hillary emerged from a lifetime of government
limos to bask as queen of the blue-collar prom.

Dowd also asserted
of Clinton's
political message: "In Iowa, her national
anthem may have been off-key, but her look wasn't. It was an attractive
mirror of her political message: man-tailored with a dash of pink
femininity." Further, Dowd has repeatedly claimed that Clinton based her votes on Iraq and Iran
on her desire to prove her masculinity:



On
     October 10, 2007, Dowd wrote: "It was odd, given her
     success in the debates conveying the sense that she is the manliest
     candidate among the Democrats, that she felt she needed to man-up on Iran."
     



Again,
     on January 9, Dowd claimed: 





Gloria
Steinem wrote in The Times yesterday that one of the reasons she is supporting
Hillary is that she had "no masculinity to prove." But Hillary did
feel she needed to prove her masculinity. That was why she voted to enable W.
to invade Iraq
without even reading the National Intelligence Estimate and backed the White
House's bellicosity on Iran.



Similarly,
     on February 24, Dowd asserted:
     





Hillary
was so busy trying to prove she could be one of the boys -- getting on the Armed
Services Committee, voting to let W. go to war in Iraq, strong-arming
supporters and donors, and trying to out-macho Obama -- that she only belatedly
realized that many Democratic and independent voters, especially women, were
eager to move from hard-power locker-room tactics to a soft-power sewing circle
approach.

Dowd has also frequently compared Clinton
to aggressive, ruthless, or violent characters, describing her efforts to obtain the
Democratic nomination as "Attack
of the 50 Foot Woman," and writing
that she "seized the chance to play
Godzilla." On June 20, 2007, Dowd claimed that, "like Tony
[Soprano], Hillary is so power-hungry that she can justify any thuggish means
to get the prize." Similarly, on March 23, Dowd wrote:





It's
impossible to imagine The Terminator, as a former aide calls her, giving up.
Unless every circuit is out, she'll regenerate enough to claw her way out
of the grave, crawl through the Rezko Memorial Lawn and up Obama's wall,
hurl her torso into the house and brutally haunt his dreams.

In addition to characterizing Clinton as masculine and aggressive, Dowd has
portrayed Clinton
as domineering, referring to her as "Mommie Dearest."
Of Clinton's "3
a.m." ad, Dowd wrote, "It's rather Mommie Dearest for the
first serious female contender to try to give the kiddies nightmares." Similarly, in a November
18, 2007, column, Dowd called Clinton
the "debate dominatrix" and "Mistress
Hillary," and wrote that "[s]he has continued to flick the whip in
debates." 

Edwards

Dowd has described Edwards as a "Breck
Girl," a "Material
Boy," and a "glamour boy[],"
and has called him the "Secretary
of Hairdressing." In a September
16, 2007, column, Dowd wrote that Edwards and Obama
seemed to be "hiding behind their wives' skirts," after asserting that they had "tiptoed around her [Clinton],
letting their wives take shots at the front-runner."

Republican
candidates

By contrast, Dowd rarely feminized the
all-male Republican field, and Media Matters
found no instances of her doing so with McCain this election cycle since January 2007. (In her April 30, 2000, column, Dowd compared
McCain to Diana Ross and called him "McDiva.")

In a September 9, 2007, column in which Dowd did appear to question the masculinity
of former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney and former Tennessee Sen. Fred
Thompson (as well as President Bush), she also referred to McCain and former New York City Mayor Rudy
Giuliani as "tough guys."

Dowd has made
several
references to Giuliani's appearing in public in
women's clothes, and in her January 27, column,
she wrote of Giuliani's faltering campaign: "I longed for the Manhattan
diva to reprise Maria Callas doing one of her famous Donizetti mad scenes that
he loved so much." 

But Dowd has also used gendered language in contrasting Democrats with Republicans -- at times suggesting that Giuliani is tougher and more masculine
than Obama and Edwards. In her September 16,
2007, column, for example, Dowd juxtaposed Giuliani with the "comely" Obama
and Edwards, who -- she wrote -- seemed to be "hiding behind their
wives' skirts" in their campaigns against Clinton. Dowd then added:
"Enter Rudy. He may wear skirts, but he's not afraid to take down a
skirt." She continued:





He put
up an ad Friday on his campaign Web site slamming her as a hypocrite for
running an antiwar campaign after supporting the president on the authorization
for war.

Obama
has been trying to make this point for quite a while, but so gingerly that every
time he sneaks up on it, Hillary surges ahead.

Rudy
doesn't do ginger.

Hillary
has been trying to Rudy-up, corralling ground zero and playing the fear card,
saying that if there were a terrorist attack before the election, only she
could stop Republicans from keeping the White House. But Rudy aims to de-Rudy
her. His ad is an instant cult classic, with a solemn trumpet that is
reminiscent of "Taps" and a narrator who sounds like the guy who
does trailers for "In a World Gone Wrong" disaster flicks.

Just
when Hillary was basking in her reinvention of herself, Rudy sprang out of the
Republican primary shadows and shoved her back.

He
ignores her attempts to be New Hillary, a senator who loves men in uniform, who
is not afraid to use military power, and who is tough enough to deal with bin
Laden. He recasts her as Old Hillary, a Code Pink pinko first lady and
opportunist from a White House that had a reputation for having a flower-child
distaste for the military, a left-wing shrew who made a secret socialist health
care plan and let gays into the military and certainly can't be trusted
to fight the jihadists.

Later in the column, Dowd wrote that
while Giuliani can't campaign on policy issues, "he can be the only
man in the field tough enough to slap around a woman," adding, "The
irony is that if you could loosen up Hillary with a few Jack and gingers, she
would probably be closer to her reinvention than to his caricature. She
probably secretly supports the surge, knowing that after it sputters, she may
reap the whirlwind. And then the Republicans, who have lied, stalled and
mismanaged in every way imaginable, will paint her as Ms. Cut and Run, turning
her back on the military again."

Similarly, Dowd introduced her November
18, 2007, column, by writing:
"The debate dominatrix knows how to rattle Obambi. Mistress Hillary
started disciplining her fellow senator last winter, after he began exploring a
presidential bid. ... She has continued to flick the whip in debates. She
usually ignores Obama and John Edwards backstage, preferring to chat with the
so-called second-tier candidates." Dowd concluded her column by stating:
"Hillary has her work cut out for her. Rudy will not be so easy to
spank."

Media
Matters found no instances in
which Dowd used gendered language to describe former Arkansas Gov. Mike
Huckabee.

All references to McCain, Giuliani,
Romney, Thompson, and Huckabee between January 1, 2007 and June 8, 2008, are listed
below. 
















 
  

Date
  
  

John McCain
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

6/8/08
  
  

And Hillary did it to Obama's
  detriment with her female fan base, stirring up such fury that some women are
  still vowing to jump to John McCain, even if it means voting against their
  self-interest.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

6/4/08
  
  

Barry has been trying to shake off Hillary and pivot for
  quite a long time now, but she has managed to keep her teeth in his ankle and
  raise serious doubts about his potency. Getting dragged across the finish
  line Tuesday night by Democrats who had had enough of the rapacious Clintons, who had decided, if it came to it, that they
  would rather lose with Obama than win with Hillary, the Illinois
  senator tried to celebrate at the St.
    Paul arena where Republicans will anoint John McCain
  in September.

[...]

Clintonologists know that Hillary is up to something, but
  they aren't sure what. Theory No. 1 is that it's the Cassandra
  "I told you so" gambit: She believes intensely that he's
  too black, too weak and too elitist -- with all his salmon and organic tea
  and steamed broccoli -- to beat her pal John McCain. But she has to pretend
  she'll do "whatever it takes," even accept the vice
  presidency, a job she's already had and doesn't want again, so
  that nobody will blame her when he loses on Nov. 4. Then she can power on to
  2012.

Theory No. 2 is that it's a "Bad stuff
  happens" maneuver, exemplified in her gaffe about the R.F.K.
  assassination, that she figures that at least if she moves a few blocks from
  Embassy Row to the Naval Observatory, she'll be a heartbeat away from
  the job she's always wanted.

Either way, by broadcasting that she's open to being
  Obama's running mate, she puts public pressure on him similar to the
  sort of pressure Walter Mondale was under from rampaging feminists when he
  put Geraldine Ferraro on the ticket. Mondale ended up seeming henpecked, as
  Obama would seem if he caved to the women who say they will write in Hillary's
  name or vote for anti-choice McCain before they'd vote for Obama.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

5/28/08
  
  

"Hey, Bill, please, stop wagging your finger at me.
  Call off Harold Ickes and the Hillaryland Huns. You're right. I
  can't win without her. The two of us can clean McCain's
  grandfather clock."

[Note: This transcript is
  fictionalized.]
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

5/25/08
  
  

The macabre story of 2008 is that the vice presidential
  picks are important. On the Republican side, it's because of John
  McCain's age and history of skin cancer, and that's openly
  discussed.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

5/21/08
  
  

"Besides that,
  Hillary. Seriously, you don't want your delusion to put John McCain in
  the White House. Or maybe you do. You have no shot. I'm 60 delegates away
  from nomination nirvana. You should stop stalking me. I come down to Florida for a victory
  lap and you follow me down here and call for a recount. Look what that did
  for Al Gore. If you show a shred of common sense and take a powder now, the
  party will put you on a pedestal."

[...]

"Tell me about it.
  But he'd be way over on Massachusetts
    Avenue, a completely different ZIP code than the
  White House. And Cheney built that underground bunker there, so we'd
  always have someplace to stash him. If you don't put me on the ticket,
  I'll signal my faithful to vote for John McCain. He's more fun
  than you, anyhow."

[Note: This transcript is
  fictionalized.]
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

5/14/08
  
  
  

Obama breezed through West Virginia, the state he couldn't
  charm even wearing a flag pin and promising to invest in "clean
  coal." Fast Barry shot some pool Monday afternoon at Schultzie's
  Billiards in South Charleston,
  including prophetically sinking an eight-ball in the pocket, and then fled
  from Hillary territory to pursue white, blue-collar workers in battleground
  states and convince them not to vote for John McBush.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

4/27/08
  
  

James Clyburn, the influential black congressman from
  South Carolina, says that some blacks are buying into the 2012 Tonya Harding
  conspiracy theory: that the Clintons know they can't beat Obama this
  time, so they are "hell-bound," as Clyburn put it, to shred him
  so he'll lose to McCain and Hillary will be able to try again in 2012 -- when McCain is 76.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

4/23/08
  
  

But the Democrats watch in horror as Hillary continues to
  scratch up the once silvery sheen on Obama, and as John McCain not only
  consolidates his own party but encroaches on theirs by boldly venturing into
  Selma, Ala., on Monday to woo black voters.

[...]

The Democrats are eager to move on to an Obama-McCain
  race. But they can't because no one seems to be able to show Hillary
  the door. Despite all his incandescent gifts, Obama has missed several
  opportunities to smash the ball over the net and end the game. Again and
  again, he has seemed stuck at deuce. He complains about the politics of
  scoring points, but to win, you've got to score points.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

4/20/08
  
  

Like Bill, John McCain has his hot-headed flashes and
  struggles to stay cool.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

4/9/08
  
  

Many words hovered Tuesday in the Senate - including
  some pointed ones by the woman and two men vying to be commander in chief.
  But the words seemed trapped in a labyrinth leading nowhere.

[...]

Condi is too busy floating trial balloons about being John
  McCain's
  running mate to bother about the fact that she was instrumental in two
  historic blunders: 9/11 and Iraq.

[...]

John McCain seemed to
  repeat his recent confusion over tribes, mistakenly referring to Al Qaeda
  again as a "sect of Shiites" before correcting himself and
  saying: "or Sunnis or anybody else."
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

4/6/08
  
  

John McCain's saucy
  mother says her boy was always a scamp and a hell-raiser. And one of the
  senator's great charms is that he wore those appellations proudly.

So it was quite disheartening Thursday to see a
  McCain spokeswoman telling The Associated Press, in a story about how Cindy
  McCain helped her husband's political career bloom with her
  multimillion-dollar fortune from the family beer business, that the senator
  is a virtual teetotaler.

''Senator McCain rarely, if ever, drinks alcohol,''
  Jill Hazelbaker averred.

McCain's pals know him as a man who enjoys
  libations of vodka with little green cocktail olives. Over the years, at
  dinners with reporters, I noted he had the habit of ordering one double vodka
  and sipping it slowly. And there was that famous Hillary-McCain Estonian
  drink-off in 2004, when Hillary instigated a vodka shot contest and McCain
  agreed with alacrity (even though he later offered a sketchy denial). 

Maybe now that he's the presumptive Republican
  nominee, his campaign wants to put his vices in a vise and sanitize the wild
  side of the man whose nicknames in high school were ''Punk,'' ''Nasty'' and
  ''McNasty.'' 

Next they'll deny he likes to gamble in Vegas
  (''I'll put $50,000 on Bomb Iran,
  with 3-to-1 odds''), socialize with liberals and lash out at people who annoy
  him. (As a toddler, he had ''tiny'' rages. ''I would go off in a mad frenzy
  and then, suddenly, crash to the floor unconscious,'' he wrote. His parents
  would drop him into a bathtub of icy water.)

If his campaign is bowdlerizing, let's hope it
  stops before he's a bland McNice.

[...]

Do we really need McCain obfuscating on drinking,
  and Obama putting up a smoke screen on smoking?

[...]

In his book and last week's bio-tour, McCain
  painted himself as a cool bad boy. He was a girl-loving, authority-defying,
  plane-crashing Top Gun. 

In his memoir, Obama played up his vices to depict himself
  as a cool bad boy, too, recalling that he had smoked pot and done ''a little
  blow.''

But now the two men are sticking to the straight and
  narrow. Everyone may imagine that Obama and his press corps spend all their
  time quaffing Champagne
  and celebrating the astonishment of his very being. But the candidate is
  boringly abstemious -- and reporters traveling with him find him aloof. On a
  2005 trip to Russia,
  he priggishly requested that his vodka shot glass be filled with water.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

3/30/08
  
  

Pas si vite, mon vieux. In terms
  of style, the Obamas could give Carla Bruni-Sarkozy a run for her euros. And
  at least Obama is not in a fantasy world on Iraq, as W. and John McCain are, insisting it's
  improving while we see it exploding.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

3/26/08
  
  

Even some Clinton
  loyalists are wondering aloud if the win-at-all-costs strategy of Hillary and
  Bill -- which continued Tuesday when Hillary tried to drag Rev. Wright back into
  the spotlight -- is designed to rough up Obama so badly and leave the party
  so riven that Obama will lose in November to John McCain.

If McCain only served one term, Hillary would have one
  last shot. On Election Day in 2012, she'd be 65.

Why else would Hillary suggest that McCain would be a
  better commander in chief than Obama, and why else would Bill imply that
  Obama was less patriotic -- and attended by more static -- than McCain?
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

3/23/08
  
  

Extolling John McCain as ''an honorable
  man,'' and talking about McCain's friendship with his wife, the former president told
  veterans: ''I think it would be a great thing if we had an election year
  where you had two people who loved this country and were devoted to the
  interest of this country. And people could actually ask themselves who is
  right on these issues, instead of all this other stuff that always seems to
  intrude itself on our politics.''
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

3/16/08
  
  

Even though he ordinarily hates
  being kept waiting, he made light of it while cooling his heels for John McCain, and did a soft
  shoe for the White House press. Wearing a cowboy hat, he warbled a comic
  Western ditty at the Gridiron Dinner a week ago -- alluding to Scooter
  Libby's conviction, Saudis getting richer from our oil-guzzling, Brownie's
  dismal Katrina performance, and Dick Cheney's winsome habit of withholding
  documents.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

3/9/08
  
  

Ma Clinton knows where Obambi's
  soft spots are; she knows he likes being petted on his pedestal, that he's unnerved
  by her, and that he can never fully accept how shameless she is. What could
  be more shameless than suggesting to Democrats that John McCain would make a
  better commander in chief than Obama?
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

3/2/08
  
  

Obambi-No-More briskly dismissed
  Hillary's attempt to cast him as a global ingénue. ''Senator Clinton may not
  be aware, but we already had a red phone moment,'' he said at an outdoor
  rally here, with the crowd of 8,000 booing at the mention of Hillary's ad.
  ''It was the decision to invade Iraq. Senator Clinton picked up
  the phone and gave the wrong answer. And John McCain picked up the
  phone and gave the wrong answer. And George Bush picked up the phone and gave
  the wrong answer.''
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

1/27/08
  
  

Watching him in colorful Miami in his funereal
  dark suit, I wondered, where's the red meat? I missed his showman's
  appreciation for pouncing on the news of the day and grabbing headlines with
  some outrageous, provocative aria. Surely, The New York Times's McCain endorsement --
  harshly branding America's
  Mayor ''a narrow, obsessively secretive, vindictive man'' who spurred racial
  polarization and exploited 9/11 for his business and political purposes --
  gave Rudy the lyrics for an operatic rant against The Times that could have
  replaced his milquetoast stump speech and delighted conservative audiences.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

1/6/08
  
  

I interviewed three Republicans in
  the Obama section of the caucus who were ready for the red state, blue state
  merger. They said they didn't want Hill and Bill back in the White House, and
  that John McCain was too much of a yes man for W., who had betrayed
  Republicans with his handling of the Iraq war and his fiscal
  irresponsibility.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

10/14/07
  
  

While my hat is not presently in the
  ring, I should also point out that it is not on my head. So where's that hat?
  (Hint: John McCain was seen passing one at a gas station to fuel up the
  Straight Talk Express.) 

[Note: In this column, Dowd wrote of
  Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert: "I called Colbert with a dare:
  if he thought it was so easy to be a Times Op-Ed pundit, he should try
  it." This reference to McCain is attributed to Colbert.]
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

9/12/07
  
  

John McCain was standing behind Mr. [Sen. Joe] Biden [D-DE], waiting to sit down for the next
  hearing -- the Armed
  Services Committee --
  with the witnesses.

First, the Republican presidential candidate smiled archly
  at having to cool his heels as the Democratic presidential candidate yakked -- sniffing at the Surge
  that Mr. McCain supports. Then Mr. McCain turned to his G.O.P. colleague
  Susan Collins and flapped his fingers in the universal hand sign for yakking.

It pretty much said it all.

[...]

Asked by Senator McCain if he was confident that the
  Maliki government will get the job done, the ambassador said dryly: "My
  level of confidence is under control."
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

9/9/07
  
  

As Michelle Cottle wrote in The New Republic, far more
  than puffy-coiffed Mitt and even more than tough guys Rudy and McCain, the burly,
  6-foot-5, 65-year-old Mr. Thompson exudes "old-school
  masculinity."

[...]

Democrats pounced. John Edwards issued a statement saying,
  "That bin Laden is still at large is Bush's starkest
  failure." John McCain and Rudy Giuliani also stressed the need to take
  out Osama.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

7/25/07
  
  

"W.'s loyalty to Cheney has hurt his
  presidency," she [Dowd's
  sister, Peggy] says sadly. "When Cheney picked himself as
  vice president, W. should have said, 'Bug off.' He could have
  made his own banquet instead of choosing leftovers. If only he had dialed his
  father or listened to Powell instead of Cheney and Rumsfeld on Iraq. Not
  only has W. brought himself down, he's brought down John McCain, who I
  wanted to support but can't because of the war.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

7/11/07
  
  

The Iraq
  war she [Secretary of State
  Condoleezza Rice] helped sell has turned into Grendel,
  devouring everything in sight and making it uninhabitable. It has ravaged Iraq,
  Bush's presidency, the federal budget, the Republican majority,
  American invincibility and integrity, and now, John McCain's chance to
  be president.

[...]

It was ironic that his strongest supporter to the bitter
  end was the Republican who was once his bitter rival. There was speculation
  that Mr. McCain would come back from his visit to Iraq and revise his bullish
  support of the war to save his imploding campaign. But the opposite happened.

As his top advisers were purged, Mr. McCain went to the
  floor of the Senate to reassert his warped view that "there appears to
  be overall movement in the right direction."

Like W., Senator McCain values the advice of Henry
  Kissinger and said, "We can find wisdom in several suggestions put
  forward recently by Henry Kissinger."

Why they continue to seek counsel from the man who kept
  the Vietnam War going for years just to protect Richard Nixon's
  electoral chances is beyond mystifying. But Mr. Kissinger holds their
  attention with all his warnings of "American impotence"
  emboldening radical Islam and Iran.
  Can't W. and Mr. McCain see that American muscularity, stupidly thrown
  around, has already emboldened radical Islam and Iran? 
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

6/20/07
  
  

A Los Angeles Times article notes that the paradox of the
  race is that voters want a Democrat to win, but when they are offered a head-to-head
  contest between Hillary vs. Rudy, John McCain or Mitt Romney, many switch
  allegiance to the Republicans. There is, the article said, "a sour
  aftertaste from controversies of her White House years with President
  Clinton."
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

6/10/07
  
  

At the memorial for Mark Bingham, the gay 6-foot-5 rugby
  player who was on Flight 93 on 9/11, John McCain said he might owe his life
  to the young man who helped fight the hijackers, bringing down the plane
  aiming to crash into the Capitol.

But Senator McCain wants gay troops to stay closeted. The
  policy, he said, is "working." But it's not. The Army in Iraq is like that exhausted nag Scarlett
  O'Hara whipped on to Tara. Yet
  Republicans surge on, even as they expel gays.

[...]

The Republican field seems stale and out of sync. They
  should have listened to the inimitable Barry Goldwater, who told it true: You
  don't have to be straight to shoot straight.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

4/21/07
  
  

John McCain, who's supposed to be giving it to us
  straight, has a jaw-dropping herd of consultants to tell him how to do that.
  Dubbed "the 2007 Full Employment Act for Campaign Consultants,"
  the McCain crew spent $645,000 on fund-raising consultants in the first
  quarter and $400,000 on political consultants in key states (four in South Carolina alone).
  His top political adviser, John Weaver, got more than $60,000 in just three
  months.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

4/11/07
  
  

The Daddy Party, sick with desire for a daddy, is like a lost
  child. John McCain, handcuffed to the Surge, announced yesterday he has the
  support of Henry Kissinger. Why not just drink poison? As the Boston Globe
  columnist Joan Vennochi slyly said, "Leave it to Mitt Romney to shoot
  himself in the foot with a gun he doesn't own."

Rudy Giuliani, already haunted by the specters of Bernard
  Kerik's corruption and Judy Nathan's conjugal confusion,
  yesterday made things worse. He did the same thing John McCain did in South
  Carolina in 2000, a sickening pander the Arizona senator told "60
  Minutes" Sunday that he did "for all the wrong reasons." As
  Marc Santora reports from Montgomery, Rudy
  said he would leave the decision about whether to fly the Confederate flag
  over the Alabama State Capitol to the people of Alabama. 
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

2/24/07

(entire column reproduced)
  
  

So some guy stands up after John McCain's luncheon
  speech here yesterday to a group of business types and asks him a question.

"I've seen in the press where in your run for
  the presidency, you've been sucking up to the religious right,"
  the man said, adding, "I was just wondering how soon do you predict a
  Republican candidate for president will start sucking up to the old
  Rockefeller wing of the Republican Party?"

Mr. McCain listened with his eyes downcast, then looked
  the man in the eye, smiled and replied: "I'm probably going to
  get in trouble, but what's wrong with sucking up to everybody?"
  It was a flash of the old McCain, and the audience laughed.

Certainly, the senator has tried to worm his way into the
  affections of W. and the religious right: the Discovery Institute, a group
  that tries to derail Darwinism and promote the teaching of intelligent
  design, helped present the lunch, dismaying liberal bloggers who have tracked
  Mr. McCain's devolution on evolution.

A reporter asked the senator if his pandering on Roe v.
  Wade had made him "the darling and candidate of the ultra right
  wing?" (In South Carolina
  earlier this week, he tried to get more evangelical street cred by advocating
  upending Roe v. Wade.) "I dispute that assertion," he replied.
  "I believe that it was Dr. Dobson recently who said that he prayed that
  I would not receive the Republican nomination. I was just over at Starbucks
  this morning. ... I talk everywhere, and I try to reach out to
  everyone."

But there's one huge group that he's not
  pandering to: Americans.

Most Americans are sick and tired of watching things go
  hideously backward in Iraq
  and Afghanistan,
  and want someone to show them the way out. Mr. McCain is stuck on the bridge
  of a sinking policy with W. and Dick Cheney, who showed again this week that
  there is no bottom to his lunacy. The senator supported a war that
  didn't need to be fought and is a cheerleader for a surge that
  won't work.

It has left the Arizona Republican, once the most joyous
  and spontaneous of campaigners, off balance. He's like a cat without
  its whiskers. When the moderator broached the subject of Iraq after
  lunch, Mr. McCain grimaced, stuck out his tongue a little and said
  sarcastically, "Thanks."

Defending his stance, he sounds like a Bill Gates robot
  prototype, repeating in a monotone: "I believe we've got a new
  strategy. ... It can succeed. I can't guarantee success. But I do
  believe firmly that if we get out now we risk chaos and genocide in the
  region." 

He was asked about Britain's
  decision to withdraw 1,600 troops from Iraq. "Tony Blair, the
  prime minister, has shown great political courage," Mr. McCain said.
  "He has literally sacrificed his political career because of Iraq,
  my friends," because he thought "it was the right thing to
  do."

He said he worried that Iranian-backed Shiites were taking
  more and more control of southern Iraq. (That was probably because
  the Brits kept peace in southern Iraq all along by giving
  Iranian-backed Shiites more and more control.) And he noted that the British
  are sending more troops to Afghanistan,
  "which is very necessary because we're going to have a very hot
  spring in Afghanistan."
  

But then he got back to Tony Blair sacrificing his
  political career, and it was clear that he was also talking about himself.
  When a reporter later asked him if Iraq might consume his candidacy,
  he replied evenly: "Sure."

I asked him whether he got discouraged when he read
  stories like the one in The Wall Street Journal yesterday about Ahmad
  Chalabi, the man who helped goad and trick the U.S.
  into war, who wound up with "a position inside the Iraqi government
  that could help determine whether the Bush administration's new push to
  secure Baghdad
  succeeds." 

Or the New York Times article yesterday about a couple of
  Iraqi policemen who joined American forces on searches in Baghdad, but then turned quisling, running
  ahead to warn residents to hide their weapons and other incriminating evidence.

He nodded. "One of the big question marks is how the
  Maliki government will step up to the plate," he said.

And how, I asked him, can Dick Cheney tell ABC News that
  British troops' getting out is "an affirmation that there are
  parts of Iraq where things are going pretty well," while he says that
  Democrats who push to get America out would "validate the Al Qaeda
  strategy"? Isn't that a nutty contradiction?

But Senator McCain was back on his robo-loop: "I can
  only express my gratitude for the enormous help that the British have given
  us."

Sometimes I miss John McCain, even when I'm with
  him. 
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

2/7/07
  
  

That's the straight talk I like to see. No
  pandering, like Hillary's telling Iowans she likes ethanol, and John
  McCain's telling Christian conservatives he likes Christian
  conservatives.

[...]

"They are going to be angry," he [Sen. Biden] agreed.
  "Republicans are trying to avoid embarrassing the president. If you
  took a secret ballot, I'd be dumbfounded if 20 senators thought sending
  21,500 troops made any sense." He said John McCain wouldn't think
  it made sense either "because he has called for sending many
  more."
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

1/24/07
  
  

Vice got an extra dose of unflattering limelight in the debut
  issue of The Politico, a Capitol Hill publication. In an interview with Roger
  Simon, John McCain stopped pandering to the White House long enough to
  lambaste Dick Cheney for stirring a "witch's brew" of a
  "terribly mishandled" war. What took the brave senator so long?

"The president listened too much to the vice
  president," he said, adding, "Of course, the president bears the
  ultimate responsibility, but he was very badly served by both the vice
  president and, most of all, the secretary of defense."

[...]

In their questioning, Senator Joe Lieberman and Mr. McCain
  seemed most interested in enlisting the general's prestige for their
  own campaign to discredit colleagues in both parties who are tired of
  passively watching W.'s disaster unfold.

If the Senate sends the additional troops but conveys the
  belief they cannot succeed, Mr. McCain asked, "what effect does that
  have on the morale of your troops?"
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

1/6/07
  
  

If W. is trapped on a tiger, he's not the only one.

John McCain can't get beyond seeing himself as a
  maverick now that he's become a nonmaverick, a right-wing Republican
  urging an escalation of a hopeless war, even though he's already lived
  through an escalation of a hopeless war. 

"There are two keys to any surge in U.S.
  troops," Senator McCain told an appreciative audience at the American
  Enterprise Institute yesterday. "It must be substantial, and it must be
  sustained." 
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

Date
  
  

Rudy Giuliani
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

1/27/08
  
  

I expected more of Rudy.

Not a better message. It figured that he would snowbird
  his strategy, taking his New York subtext of
  blacks-want-to-mug-you-and-I-can-protect-you down to Florida and switching it to
  Arabs-want-to-kill-you-and-I-can-save-you.

And I wasn't surprised that he continued to run on fear
  and divisiveness, zeroing in on Florida the
  way he used to target Staten Island, Bay Ridge, Queens and parts of Manhattan where the
  elderly lived. Hizzoner always focused on those who supported him and ignored
  those who didn't.

I simply expected that Rudy would rise to greater heights
  as he fell behind, that he would self-immolate in a dramatic way befitting a
  man who loves opera and the ''Godfather'' movies. I longed for the Manhattan diva to
  reprise Maria Callas doing one of her famous Donizetti mad scenes that he
  loved so much.

Watching him in colorful Miami in his funereal dark suit, I
  wondered, where's the red meat? I missed his showman's appreciation for
  pouncing on the news of the day and grabbing headlines with some outrageous,
  provocative aria. Surely, The New York Times's McCain endorsement -- harshly
  branding America's
  Mayor ''a narrow, obsessively secretive, vindictive man'' who spurred racial
  polarization and exploited 9/11 for his business and political purposes --
  gave Rudy the lyrics for an operatic rant against The Times that could have
  replaced his milquetoast stump speech and delighted conservative audiences.

And how could he pass up the chance to mock his old
  nemesis Hillary, the feminist icon who is totally dependent on her husband to
  do the heavy lifting?

[...]

Facing possible catastrophe last week, Rudy stolidly stuck
  with peddling a plan for a national catastrophe fund that would make property
  owners' insurance more affordable to Floridians whose rates have been driven
  up by hurricanes. (Doesn't the man who attacks Hillary for socialized
  medicine worry that this is socialized homeowners' insurance?) 

His deep investment in one state and a one-dimensional
  message do not seem to have paid dividends. He needs to quit talking about
  9/11 and dial 911. His numbers have dropped by half in the year he has
  campaigned here. The more he has wooed, the less he has won. His campaign may
  have always been doomed, given that he was unacceptable to so many other
  Republicans. But the final act seems sad -- sputtering, stalling and dying
  like a bad engine on an old car.

Could it be over before the fat lady sings? If early-bird
  voters don't save him and he comes in third here, will he get out of the race
  so he doesn't suffer the indignity of losing New York, a scene so melodramatically
  implausible that even Verdi wouldn't try to pull it off?

One top Democrat, shocked that Rudy had run a race so
  minimalist that it would make a front-porch campaign look expansive, wondered
  if it was really some ploy to pump up his business. And perhaps his
  low-energy windup was meant to maintain dignity for Giuliani Partners. 

At a Rudy rally in Boca on Thursday, there were snowbirds
  and transplanted New Yorkers. Some, naturally, loved Rudy and some,
  naturally, loathed him.

Ed Wenger, 65, a retired aerospace executive who used to
  live in Long Island, hailed the former mayor
  as ''fantastic.'' ''He turned Times Square from a hooker's paradise to Disneyland,'' he said.

Nearby, Norman Korowitz, 66, a snowbird, retired guidance
  counselor and Billary fan from Suffolk
   County, called Rudy
  ''an optical illusion.'' 

''He's Bernie Kerik's partner,'' he said. ''And family
  values? He makes Bill Clinton look like a young upstart.''
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

11/18/07
  
  

Other guys, like Rudy, wouldn't even be looking for a
  chance to greet Hillary, as Obama always does. Other guys, like Rudy,
  wouldn't care if she iced them.

[...]

If Rudy's the nominee, he will go with relish to all the
  vulnerable places in Hillary's past. At the Federalist Society on Friday, he
  had barely spoken the word ''she'' before the audience began tittering
  appreciatively.

He went through a whole faux-bemused riff on Hillary's
  driver's license twists without ever uttering her name: ''First, she was for
  the idea, and supported Governor Spitzer, who wanted to give driver's
  licenses to illegal immigrants. Then she was against the idea. Then she was
  for and against the idea. And then finally she said it should be decided on a
  state-by-state basis. This is the only time in her career that she's ever
  decided anything should be decided on a state-by-state basis. You know
  something? She picked out absolutely the wrong one. Right? I mean, this is
  one of the areas that is given to the federal government to deal with under
  our Constitution, the borders of the United States, immigration.''

Rudy laced his speech with faith references, including the
  assertion that America
  has ''a divinely inspired role in the world'' and a mission to ''save a
  civilization from Islamic terrorism.''

Hillary has her work cut out for her. Rudy will not be so
  easy to spank. 
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

11/11/07
  
  

Bernard Kerik and his old pal Rudy Giuliani had the good luck to
  have Mr. Kerik's corruption indictment handed up after the TV zone of
  ridicule was blacked out.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

10/31/07
  
  

Few are concerned that Hillary is
  strong enough for the job. She is cold-eyed about wanting power and raising
  money and turning everything about her life into a commodity. Yet, the
  characteristics that are somewhat troubling are the same ones that
  convincingly show she will do what it takes to beat Obama and Rudy. She will not be soft or
  vulnerable. She will not melt in a crisis.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

10/28/07
  
  

RUSSERT: Conservatives are tossing around some
  lock-and-load language. The president is talking about Iran sparking
  a ''nuclear holocaust'' and World War III. Giuliani
  adviser Norman Podhoretz thinks we're in World War IV. Shouldn't you at least
  give the new sanctions against Iran a chance to work?

[...]

CHENEY: You really want Rudy Giuliani playing with the nuclear
  button, Tim? Now, that's insane.

[Note: This transcript is
  fictionalized.]
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

10/24/07
  
  

Or World War IV, as Norman Podhoretz, a neocon who is a
  top Giuliani adviser, says.
  Podhoretz urges bombing Iran
  ''as soon as it is logistically possible'' and likened Ahmadinejad to Hitler,
  as Poppy Bush did with Saddam.

Rudy is using his more martial attitude toward Iran as a weapon against Hillary, painting her
  as a delicate ditherer on the topic, and Obama is using his more diplomatic
  attitude toward Iran
  as a weapon against Hillary, painting her as a triangulator and a two-time
  administration patsy.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

10/17/07
  
  

''I don't know if you've noticed this about the Democratic
  debates,'' Rudy Giuliani said, ''but they never use the word 'Islamic
  terrorist.' Ever.'' 

''They have a very hard time getting those words out of
  their mouth,'' he continued, to the delight of his listeners. ''I think it's
  quite clear to me now, having listened to seven or eight of their debates,
  that they think it's politically incorrect to say the words. I don't know
  exactly who they think they're offending. I don't know what kind of view of
  the world they have. I understand when I say 'Islamic terrorism,' I'm not
  offending all of Islam. I'm not offending all of the Arab world. I'm
  offending exactly who I want to offend and making it clear to them that we
  stand against them.''

As the phlegmatic Fred Thompson plummeted in the polls and
  made a lackluster appearance at the forum, a juiced Mr. Giuliani preened in
  front of an audience that loved him.

He went through his greatest hits: The time he yanked
  Yasir Arafat out of Lincoln
   Center during a
  performance of Beethoven's Ninth. ''The thing that really bothered me was, he
  didn't have a ticket,'' Rudy recalled. ''He was a freeloader!''

The time he tossed back a $10 million check for 9/11
  families from the Saudi prince who urged America to ''adopt a more
  balanced stance toward the Palestinian cause.''

''You know, Israel's
  not perfect, and America's
  not perfect, but we're not terrorist states,'' he said.

There has been much discussion about liberal Rudy stances
  on guns, gays, abortion, divorce and comic cross-dressing that are
  well-suited to Manhattan
  but not to G.O.P. primary voters. But there's also his bearhug with Israel, so
  hearty that even W.'s embrace seems tepid in comparison.

But Rudy seems out of the Republican mainstream on even
  giving lip-service to Palestinian aspirations. He has no patience for
  buttering up the Arabs, or the Republican men's club attitude represented by
  Saudi-loving Bush senior and James Baker that has always favored a more
  ''even-handed'' policy in the Middle East.

[...]

W. blew off the Baker-Hamilton panel suggestions on Iraq that urged the administration to
  aggressively referee the Israeli-Palestinian dispute, to begin negotiations
  with Iran and Syria and called for Israel to return the Golan Heights to Syria.
  Imagine what Rudy would do.

Even though he has been closer to Israel than
  his dad, at least W. held the Saudi crown prince's hand in Crawford. (Bush
  senior and Dick Cheney were very tight with Saudi Prince Bandar. At a party
  at the vice president's mansion once, I watched Bandar greet waiters like old
  friends.)

Rudy would probably only take the hand of an Arab leader
  to throw him down a ravine, or a wadi.

''We need to isolate the terror-funding theocrats in every
  way possible,'' he told the Jewish hawks, during a rant on Iran. ''And
  we must end direct and indirect investment until they change their course.''

Rudy lambasted Hillary and Obama for their ''strong
  Democratic desire to negotiate, negotiate, negotiate and negotiate,'' and
  suggested again that he would be tougher on Iran than Hillary, and would
  never let it get a nuclear weapon. 

Last night, when he and Judi were interviewed by Fox's
  Sean Hannity, Rudy ratcheted it up, saying that Hillary's ''ambiguity'' and
  ''shifting of position'' on Iran
  was ''a dangerous tendency, I think, in somebody that aspires to take on a
  position where you have got to be pretty darn decisive.''

He also bored in where Obama has been skittish about
  going: her experience. ''Honestly, in most respects, I don't know Hillary's
  experience. She's never run a city. She's never run a state. She's never run
  a business. She has never met a payroll. She has never been responsible for
  the safety and security of millions of people, much less even hundreds of
  people.''

He assured everyone he'd learned how to put his cellphone
  on vibrate. But he left himself at full volume.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

10/14/07
  
  

Or Rudy Giuliani. I can't remember if I'm
  supposed to support him because he's the one who can beat Hillary if she gets
  nominated, or if I'm supposed to support him because he's legitimately scary.

[Note: In this column, Dowd wrote of
  Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert: "I called Colbert with a dare:
  if he thought it was so easy to be a Times Op-Ed pundit, he should try
  it." This reference to McCain is attributed to Colbert.]
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

10/10/07
  
  

But maybe she [Clinton] knows that
  Rudy will hurl thunderbolts at her, as he did in the debate
  yesterday, suggesting that she doesn't have the guts to use a military option
  to stop Iran from going nuclear.
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

9/23/07
  
  

The press piled into a hall near a pile of N.R.A. swag
  bags to watch Rudy stride into the ballroom. 

Would the tough guy kowtow to the powerful lobby he once
  lambasted as extremist? 

Would he have an epiphany about the Second Amendment -- the way he did about the
  First when he blew a gasket over that painting of the Madonna daubed with
  elephant dung -- and
  reinterpret the Bill of Rights to suit his needs? 

The heat was on.

[...]

Rudy was going to have to think fast to keep up with that.
  He kept it simple, selling himself as the Gotham crime fighter, "because,
  after all, if you don't have a reasonable degree of safety, you
  can't exercise your other rights: the right of free speech ... even
  your right to bear arms is all based on a reasonable degree of safety that
  you have to have." 

It's an interesting bit of casuistry: I'm
  going to make you safe by enforcing gun laws in case you want guns to keep
  you safe. Also, given
  that he was criticized for undermining free speech at the first sign of a
  little dung, his audience might not have been reassured.

Asked about a lawsuit he initiated in New York against American handgun
  manufacturers, Rudy said that 9/11 "cast somewhat of a different
  light" on Second Amendment rights. He said that "maybe it
  highlights the necessity for them more."

What, exactly, is that different light? You need some
  assault weapons to shoot at terrorists planting dirty bombs beneath your
  tulips?

In the end, no one was deconstructing Rudy's
  swerving stance because they were too busy obsessing on his strange interlude
  with his cell. Right in the middle of a disquisition about a legal decision
  underscoring the doctrine that "a person's home is their
  castle," the tiara-crowned queen of Rudy's castle called.

''Hello, dear,'' he said, with his toothy grin.

To the amazement of the audience, he interrupted his
  speech to have a lovey-dovey chat with Judi, who was about to get on a plane
  back from London.

After telling her that he was talking to the N.R.A. -- a
  big speech that you would imagine she would know about, and not want to
  interrupt -- he asked if she wanted to give a shout out to the gun-lovers and
  then paused while she spoke to him.

After saying ''I love you'' twice and signing off with
  another ''dear,'' he joked to the audience that he would have been in trouble
  if he hadn't taken the call, noting that ''this is one of the great blessings
  of the modern age, being always available. Or maybe it isn't; I'm not sure.''

It almost made Bill and Hillary seem like a model of
  normalcy. Almost.

The odd interval triggered a fusillade of analysis: was it
  creepy, cute, staged, spontaneous, rude, awkward or downright weird?
  Shouldn't Rudy have left the phone with an aide, or silenced it?

Was this a harbinger that President Rudy would interrupt
  other important stuff to talk to Judi in the White House? If Ahmadinejad goes
  crazy -- O.K., more
  crazy -- would Rudy
  be focused like a laser, or would he take a call from Judi about whether she
  could redecorate Air Force One in Louis Vuitton? 

First The Times's Marc Santora noted that it
  wasn't the first time Rudy had interrupted an appearance to take a call
  from his Princess Bride, as Vanity Fair dubbed her. He did the same thing in
  June in Hialeah, Fla., with more mushy talk during a rally.

This suggests either that Friday's call was staged
  to humanize the dictatorial former mayor, or that Rudy is afraid of
  Judi's digital wrath, or that the candidate is still struggling with
  how to integrate his third wife into his campaign, after her puppy-killing,
  husband-hiding, cabinet-sitting rough start.

[...]

Who knows? It might be a valuable lesson for Rudy that
  guns and marriage don't mix. 
  
 
 
   
   
 
 
  

9/16/07
  
  

It's on.

Or, rather, it's back on.

Rudy versus Hillary, a New York steel-cage match pitting two eye-gouging,
  hair-pulling, kick-em-till-they're-dead brawlers.

[...]

Enter Rudy. He may wear skirts, but he's not afraid
  to take down a skirt.

He put up an ad Friday on his campaign Web site slamming her
  as a hypocrite for running an antiwar campaign after supporting the president
  on the authorization for war.

Obama has been trying to make this point for quite a
  while, but so gingerly that every time he sneaks up on it, Hillary surges
  ahead.

Rudy doesn't do ginger.

Hillary has been trying to Rudy-up, corralling ground zero
  and playing the fear card, saying that if there were a terrorist attack
  before the election, only she could stop Republicans from keeping the White
  House. But Rudy aims to de-Rudy her. His ad is an instant cult classic, with
  a solemn trumpet that is reminiscent of "Taps" and a narrator who
  sounds like the guy who does trailers for "In a World Gone Wrong"
  disaster flicks.

Just when Hillary was basking in her reinvention of herself,
  Rudy sprang out of the Republican primary shadows and shoved her back.

He ignores her attempts to be New Hillary, a senator who
  loves men in uniform, who is not afraid to use military power, and who is
  tough enough to deal with bin Laden. He recasts her as Old Hillary, a Code
  Pink pinko first lady and opportunist from a White House that had a
  reputation for having a flower-child distaste for the military, a left-wing
  shrew who made a secret socialist health care plan and let gays into the
  military and certainly can't be trusted to fight the jihadists.

[...]

Rudy has decided that the best way to win his primary is
  to show he can beat the woman on the way to winning hers.

He can't campaign on family values or the sanctity
  of marriage. He can't whip up any fears on abortion or gays.

He can't campaign on his plan to get out of Iraq because
  he doesn't have one. He can't campaign as the tough-guy heir to
  Bush because nobody likes Bush. He can't campaign on attacking Iran because
  he'll sound like crazy Dick Cheney.

He can't campaign on the economy because he's
  W. redux, facing a possible recession because of the mortgage crisis. He
  can't campaign on Rudy's from-the-mountaintop "12
  Commitments" because no one knows what they are, and they don't
  mention the word "Iraq."

But he can be the only man in the field tough enough to
  slap around a woman.

The irony is that if you could loosen up Hillary with a
  few Jack and gingers, she would probably be closer to her reinvention than to
  his caricature. She probably secretly supports the surge, knowing that after
  it s