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<title>{LIBRARIES &gt; WEBLOGS} - Meeting Mr. McFeely</title>
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<summary type="text/plain"> Last Saturday, I went to "Make a Difference Day" with my wife and two sons on the Central Michigan University campus. It was a literacy event with free books, free foods, and activities. Also in attendence was Mr. McFeely from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood.We collected our free books and also stood in life so that the clowns could make us animals from balloons. However, I was most intertested in meeting Mr. McFeely. I grew up watching Mr. Rogers' and I was eager to meet the Speedy Deliveryman.We stood in line a long time. It became apparent why in no time. Mr. McFeely spent a lot of time talking with each young fan (and parent!) who came up to him. After about thrity minutes, we finally made it to the front.My two boys (10 and 5) had not seen much Mr. Rogers'. The show has had no new episodes in many years since Mr. Rogers died. PBS still runs it but not as frequently. Both boys were vaguely familiar with the show and Mr. McFeely and were polite as he signed a picture for each of them.Then Julie and I got to speak with him. I thanked him for coming to CMU and for the years of work he had done on the show. I told him he had made a difference. He lighted right up and offered to sign a picture for Julie and I as well. The picture is above!Mr. McFeely also shared with us that he has a movie coming out. It is Speedy Delivery: The Movie. In real life, Mr. McFeely is David Newell. He is now the Director of PR for Family Communications. He is a nice guy and I am glad I got to meet him.</summary>
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<title>{INTERNET &gt; W} - Sock It to Me</title>
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        I have a dilemma. I need socks. Athletic socks, to be precise.

For most people, this wouldn't be an issue. Your average able-bodied sock-requiring person would simply, well, buy socks. For me, it's a dilemma. A conundrum. My socks are putting me in a pickle.

(And remember, kids -- your socks can put you in a pickle, but you can't put your pickle in a sock.

Or sock your friends' pickles. Or pick your friends' noses with your pickle. Or something infinitely less disturbing to think about. I was never so good with the details.)

"I wouldn't say I'm embroiled in a full-on toe hole epidemic yet, but I'm definitely on orange alert over here."

Anyway, here's the situation: I'm rapidly running out of socks. Every day, another sock succumbs to some fatal affliction. Toe holes are a problem, certainly. I wouldn't say I'm embroiled in a full-on toe hole epidemic yet, but I'm definitely on orange alert over here. Meanwhile, overstretched elastic has claimed its share of victims. When you're wearing supposedly calf-length socks and find them sagging around your ankles like a couple of used condoms, it's time for the trash bin.

And then, of course,  there are the socks that just disappear. It's a magic trick performed in households around the world on a weekly basis. An ordinary, everyday pair of socks is placed into the washing machine. Notice the solid construction -- no trap doors in the back, and no detergent up my sleeve. Now we wash, we dry, and presto klepto -- one of the socks has vanished into thin air! It's magic, thank you! And now my lovely assistant will regale you with her mesmerizing dryer sheet dance. Magic!

At any rate, I'm running dangerously low on foot sleeves these days. Half the surviving socks don't have a match, a few are getting pretty ragged, and there's a suspicious patch of 'toe wear' showing on most of the rest. The situation's getting desperate; if I lose many more, I may have to resort to wearing my wife's panty hose.

(And I do not have the anatomical profile needed to get into those. There are only so many bits of me that I can 'tuck', after all.)

So it's clearly sock-buying time, and that poses a dilemma. The way I see it, I have three options:

1. Go out and buy socks

Oh sure, it sounds easy. 

But where would I go to buy socks? I'll tell you where -- the shopping mall. And I hate -- absolutely stinking loathe -- shopping at the mall. Especially this close to Christmastime, with the crowding and the shoving and the reindeer poop in the parking lots. And especially for something as boring and mundane as socks.

Honestly. The Victoria's Secret at the local mall could hold a bra-'n'-panties sale where you pull the merchandise off of live catalog models, and I'd still probably decide it's more trouble than it's worth. How the hell are tube socks supposed to lure me there, in the very height of the yuletide frenzy?

The answer? They can't. Which brings us to:

2. Buy socks online

This, I could do. I buy all sorts of things online -- music, books, Russian mail order brides (as gifts! As gifts!), even internet domain names. Like 'wherethehellwasi.com'. Or 'victoriasstrippingsale.net'.

(I said I probably wouldn't go, if it existed. I never said the event shouldn't be captured live on a series of high-resolution webcams.

It's called 'being prepared', people. Catch up on your own time.)

So I'm sure I could find a reputable mens' legwear vendor on the interweb. I could pick out a style, gauge my size and would have no problem placing an order for all the socks my tootsies could ever need.

Except for this problem, that is: Do I really want to be the sort of person who buys athletic socks online?

That seems an awful lot like one of those lines you can't uncross later. Like the first ominous step on a slippery slope leading to an unemployed existence selling homemade T-shirts on eBay from my parents' basement. 

("Dude, whatever happened to Charlie? He always seemed somewhat stable, and not completely incompetent."

"He started buying his tube socks off the internet."

"Oh dear god. He's one of 'them' now.")

I just don't see coming back from that. Ergo, I can't go there. I just can't. Which leaves me with:

3. Strip down and go sockless.

Normally, I'd be all over this option. It requires zero effort, I don't have to buy anything, and I am completely without a shred of fashion sense, so I could do it with no remorse or embarrassment whatsoever. If being barefoot in my shoes turns out to be the most egregious clothing faux pas I commit from here on out, my wife will be positively giddy with relief. She's just waiting for me to wear my underpants on the outside of my jeans, or to argue for swimming gear as formal wear.

(I know I'd be happier after a long wedding knowing I could hop right into the hotel pool. I'm just saying, is all.

Either tell our Catholic friends to hurry up those ceremonies, or let me have the swim trunks and water wings in the church. I'm willing to meet you halfway here.)

Clearly, fashion is not an issue for me. But there's still something keeping me from 'letting my piggies go'.

I'm in New England. In November. It's freaking cold. If I stepped one sockless foot outside my house in this frigid nightmare, I wouldn't feel my toes again until Easter. I'm fine with upsetting Mr. Blackwell and his ilk with my hairy bare hobbit feet, but six months of frostbite is a little further than I'm willing to go right now.

So really, I'm left with no options at all. Except the one I've been trying to avoid all along.

When my last stash of wearable socks gives out in a week or two, looks like it's the missus' panty hose for me. If 'toe holes' are the worst problem I encounter, I'll be a happy -- and sock-footed, and warm-toed -- dude. 

But there's going to be a hell of a lot of tucking. And from an awful lot of angles, I'm afraid. I hope we have some duct tape handy. Lord knows I'm not running to the mall for that.
        
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        I have a dilemma. I need socks. Athletic socks, to be precise.

For most people, this wouldn't be an issue. Your average able-bodied sock-requiring person would simply, well, buy socks. For me, it's a dilemma. A conundrum. My socks are putting me in a pickle.

(And remember, kids -- your socks can put you in a pickle, but you can't put your pickle in a sock.

Or sock your friends' pickles. Or pick your friends' noses with your pickle. Or something infinitely less disturbing to think about. I was never so good with the details.)

"I wouldn't say I'm embroiled in a full-on toe hole epidemic yet, but I'm definitely on orange alert over here."

Anyway, here's the situation: I'm rapidly running out of socks. Every day, another sock succumbs to some fatal affliction. Toe holes are a problem, certainly. I wouldn't say I'm embroiled in a full-on toe hole epidemic yet, but I'm definitely on orange alert over here. Meanwhile, overstretched elastic has claimed its share of victims. When you're wearing supposedly calf-length socks and find them sagging around your ankles like a couple of used condoms, it's time for the trash bin.

And then, of course,  there are the socks that just disappear. It's a magic trick performed in households around the world on a weekly basis. An ordinary, everyday pair of socks is placed into the washing machine. Notice the solid construction -- no trap doors in the back, and no detergent up my sleeve. Now we wash, we dry, and presto klepto -- one of the socks has vanished into thin air! It's magic, thank you! And now my lovely assistant will regale you with her mesmerizing dryer sheet dance. Magic!

At any rate, I'm running dangerously low on foot sleeves these days. Half the surviving socks don't have a match, a few are getting pretty ragged, and there's a suspicious patch of 'toe wear' showing on most of the rest. The situation's getting desperate; if I lose many more, I may have to resort to wearing my wife's panty hose.

(And I do not have the anatomical profile needed to get into those. There are only so many bits of me that I can 'tuck', after all.)

So it's clearly sock-buying time, and that poses a dilemma. The way I see it, I have three options:

1. Go out and buy socks

Oh sure, it sounds easy. 

But where would I go to buy socks? I'll tell you where -- the shopping mall. And I hate -- absolutely stinking loathe -- shopping at the mall. Especially this close to Christmastime, with the crowding and the shoving and the reindeer poop in the parking lots. And especially for something as boring and mundane as socks.

Honestly. The Victoria's Secret at the local mall could hold a bra-'n'-panties sale where you pull the merchandise off of live catalog models, and I'd still probably decide it's more trouble than it's worth. How the hell are tube socks supposed to lure me there, in the very height of the yuletide frenzy?

The answer? They can't. Which brings us to:

2. Buy socks online

This, I could do. I buy all sorts of things online -- music, books, Russian mail order brides (as gifts! As gifts!), even internet domain names. Like 'wherethehellwasi.com'. Or 'victoriasstrippingsale.net'.

(I said I probably wouldn't go, if it existed. I never said the event shouldn't be captured live on a series of high-resolution webcams.

It's called 'being prepared', people. Catch up on your own time.)

So I'm sure I could find a reputable mens' legwear vendor on the interweb. I could pick out a style, gauge my size and would have no problem placing an order for all the socks my tootsies could ever need.

Except for this problem, that is: Do I really want to be the sort of person who buys athletic socks online?

That seems an awful lot like one of those lines you can't uncross later. Like the first ominous step on a slippery slope leading to an unemployed existence selling homemade T-shirts on eBay from my parents' basement. 

("Dude, whatever happened to Charlie? He always seemed somewhat stable, and not completely incompetent."

"He started buying his tube socks off the internet."

"Oh dear god. He's one of 'them' now.")

I just don't see coming back from that. Ergo, I can't go there. I just can't. Which leaves me with:

3. Strip down and go sockless.

Normally, I'd be all over this option. It requires zero effort, I don't have to buy anything, and I am completely without a shred of fashion sense, so I could do it with no remorse or embarrassment whatsoever. If being barefoot in my shoes turns out to be the most egregious clothing faux pas I commit from here on out, my wife will be positively giddy with relief. She's just waiting for me to wear my underpants on the outside of my jeans, or to argue for swimming gear as formal wear.

(I know I'd be happier after a long wedding knowing I could hop right into the hotel pool. I'm just saying, is all.

Either tell our Catholic friends to hurry up those ceremonies, or let me have the swim trunks and water wings in the church. I'm willing to meet you halfway here.)

Clearly, fashion is not an issue for me. But there's still something keeping me from 'letting my piggies go'.

I'm in New England. In November. It's freaking cold. If I stepped one sockless foot outside my house in this frigid nightmare, I wouldn't feel my toes again until Easter. I'm fine with upsetting Mr. Blackwell and his ilk with my hairy bare hobbit feet, but six months of frostbite is a little further than I'm willing to go right now.

So really, I'm left with no options at all. Except the one I've been trying to avoid all along.

When my last stash of wearable socks gives out in a week or two, looks like it's the missus' panty hose for me. If 'toe holes' are the worst problem I encounter, I'll be a happy -- and sock-footed, and warm-toed -- dude. 

But there's going to be a hell of a lot of tucking. And from an awful lot of angles, I'm afraid. I hope we have some duct tape handy. Lord knows I'm not running to the mall for that.
        
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<title>{INTERNET &gt; W} - A Hazy Shock of Winter</title>
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        Winter is easily my least favorite time of year.

(Yes, I'm aware it's not technically winter yet. I don't care. You season police and lunar calendar creeps can wax a crescent and shove it up your gibbous.

I'm in Boston. It's twenty degrees outside, it's pitch black by three-thirty in the afternoon, and every other house on my block has Christmas lights and rooftop Santas and plastic freaking lawn elves triggered to sing 'O Holy Night' in chipmunk voices when you ring their stupid doorbell.

It's winter. To me. The calendar can go suck a solstice.)

Now. why am I so down on winter? Is it the cold weather? 

Nah. I don't mind the cold. I wouldn't be traumatized if I never had to shovel snow again in my lifetime, but generally the prevailing climatological conditions don't factor overmuch into my mood.

Is it Christmas? Am I just a bitter old Scrooge?

Well... yes. In the interest of full disclosure, I suppose I am. Not the 'steal candy canes from orphans and depants Santa at the mall' kind of Scrooge, mind you. More a 'lock myself in a closet after Halloween and hope to god the carols die down by New Years' Scrooge.

Christmas for me is like a small hyper child with a runny nose. I don't hate it. I don't have anything bad to say about it. I'd just prefer it didn't climb in my lap and scream and sing and rub its gooey little paws all over me.

('Oh, Christmas. Always into something. Why couldn't you be more like your brother, President's Day?')

But no, Christmastime (which now officially begins during the 4th of July fireworks extravaganza, from what I understand) doesn't get me down. Tired, maybe. Exasperated. Willing to do hard time for manslaughter, if I could just get ten minutes alone with the jackass that recorded those dogs barking 'Jingle Bells'. But down, not so much.

No, the reason I hate winter is a simple matter of fundamental electromagnetics. As in the 'static' kind of electro. And me as the magnetics.

I can't explain the physics behind it. 

(No, seriously. Ask my freshman physics teacher; I wouldn't know a Faraday cage from a hamster ball.

Which turned out to be most unfortunate for our little lab buddy Mr. Squeakers. Rest his furry, crispy little soul.)

All I know is that I'm an unwilling -- but ungodly effective -- lightning rod for the discharge of static electricity. Always have been. Only in winter, when the air is dry and cold and jam-packed full of loose angry electrons waiting to leap at me when I'm not expecting it. But winters here in New England are, like, eight months long. And already this year, I'm feeling the sizzle.

When I opened the car door this morning -- *zzzap*! When I turned the key in the lock at the office -- *shhhizock*! As I hung my coat on the (regrettably metal) hook by my desk -- *pppppzot*!

"If I attracted stray women the way I attract loose electrons, my life would be an Axe commercial."

I'd swear I never touched that hook, by the way. I was a good three inches from it, and the electricity just arced over at my fingers. Like a pack of rabid tigers. I'm telling you, it was vicious. If I attracted stray women the way I attract loose electrons, my life would be an Axe commercial.

(Only less smarmy. And with more redheads.)

The worst shock of the day came in one of the worst places possible -- the bathroom. I was just putting the final shake on a trip to the urinal, reached for the handle to flush and -- *bbbbbbbzzzzzzowie*!!! I'm pretty sure the bolt passed into my finger, whizzed through my body, and slammed into the wall behind me. Some of the paper towels in the holder back there looked a little singed, is all I'm saying. It's not CSI:Miami proof, but it's solid forensic corroboration. Singed paper towels would totally hold up in court.

Meanwhile, the jolt was alarming. I would probably have peed my pants, if I hadn't just gotten finished peeing. And if my peeing apparatus had been tucked away back in my pants already. And if my bladder hadn't just been cooked to medium rare by a rogue bout of ball lightning. 

Instead, I jumped back from the shock, convulsing and flapping my arms. With my pants still unzipped, and the apparatus downstairs waving about willy-nilly. Thank goodness no one walked into the bathroom just then. Maybe someone out there could explain their way out of looking like 'Cosmo Kramer, sex offender' in a public restroom, but I'm certain that I couldn't.

And I have the court-appointed community service records to prove it.

Of course, all of these shocking developments pale in comparison to the teeth-rattling thunderbolts unleashed on me by my wife. If I'm the glue getting stuck with these nasty little shocks, my missus is the rubber bouncing thousand-bolt lightning strikes at me. She's like Zeus with those things. Or a much cuter Emperor from The Empire Strikes Back. Some days, I'd swear she keeps a Van de Graaff generator in her pants.

(There's a joke to be made here about electrified panties and pubic hairs standing on end.

But I like being married, so I'll leave this one to you. Knock yourself out.)

Spending a winter with my wife is taking my life in my own hands. Any other shocks I get -- from doorknobs, ungrounded urinal handles and the like -- are solely on the fingers. Unless I start licking my car door or getting 'intimate' with the tailpipe, only my hands are at risk out in the wintry world.

My wife isn't nearly so specific, or as merciful. She'll sizzle me with a touch on the elbow, or the cheek, or worst of all, singe my lips when she leans in for a kiss. I think I'm getting a nice smooch; next thing I know, my mouth is soldered shut and no hairs grow back on my chin for a month. Not cool. At least if she ever delivers a fatal shock, she can always resuscitate me. A quick shuffle across the rug and a megawatt poke in the chest would get me going before any fancy defibrillator paddles. Might catch my shirt on fire, too, but I'll climb that electrified fence when I get to it.

So winter for me is basically a pain in the neck. And the fingers, and sometimes more sensitive parts. Spring can't possibly get here fast enough. Until then, I'm sewing resistors into my underpants.

Or transistors. Capacitors? Damn. I really wish I'd paid attention in that physics class.
        
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        Winter is easily my least favorite time of year.

(Yes, I'm aware it's not technically winter yet. I don't care. You season police and lunar calendar creeps can wax a crescent and shove it up your gibbous.

I'm in Boston. It's twenty degrees outside, it's pitch black by three-thirty in the afternoon, and every other house on my block has Christmas lights and rooftop Santas and plastic freaking lawn elves triggered to sing 'O Holy Night' in chipmunk voices when you ring their stupid doorbell.

It's winter. To me. The calendar can go suck a solstice.)

Now. why am I so down on winter? Is it the cold weather? 

Nah. I don't mind the cold. I wouldn't be traumatized if I never had to shovel snow again in my lifetime, but generally the prevailing climatological conditions don't factor overmuch into my mood.

Is it Christmas? Am I just a bitter old Scrooge?

Well... yes. In the interest of full disclosure, I suppose I am. Not the 'steal candy canes from orphans and depants Santa at the mall' kind of Scrooge, mind you. More a 'lock myself in a closet after Halloween and hope to god the carols die down by New Years' Scrooge.

Christmas for me is like a small hyper child with a runny nose. I don't hate it. I don't have anything bad to say about it. I'd just prefer it didn't climb in my lap and scream and sing and rub its gooey little paws all over me.

('Oh, Christmas. Always into something. Why couldn't you be more like your brother, President's Day?')

But no, Christmastime (which now officially begins during the 4th of July fireworks extravaganza, from what I understand) doesn't get me down. Tired, maybe. Exasperated. Willing to do hard time for manslaughter, if I could just get ten minutes alone with the jackass that recorded those dogs barking 'Jingle Bells'. But down, not so much.

No, the reason I hate winter is a simple matter of fundamental electromagnetics. As in the 'static' kind of electro. And me as the magnetics.

I can't explain the physics behind it. 

(No, seriously. Ask my freshman physics teacher; I wouldn't know a Faraday cage from a hamster ball.

Which turned out to be most unfortunate for our little lab buddy Mr. Squeakers. Rest his furry, crispy little soul.)

All I know is that I'm an unwilling -- but ungodly effective -- lightning rod for the discharge of static electricity. Always have been. Only in winter, when the air is dry and cold and jam-packed full of loose angry electrons waiting to leap at me when I'm not expecting it. But winters here in New England are, like, eight months long. And already this year, I'm feeling the sizzle.

When I opened the car door this morning -- *zzzap*! When I turned the key in the lock at the office -- *shhhizock*! As I hung my coat on the (regrettably metal) hook by my desk -- *pppppzot*!

"If I attracted stray women the way I attract loose electrons, my life would be an Axe commercial."

I'd swear I never touched that hook, by the way. I was a good three inches from it, and the electricity just arced over at my fingers. Like a pack of rabid tigers. I'm telling you, it was vicious. If I attracted stray women the way I attract loose electrons, my life would be an Axe commercial.

(Only less smarmy. And with more redheads.)

The worst shock of the day came in one of the worst places possible -- the bathroom. I was just putting the final shake on a trip to the urinal, reached for the handle to flush and -- *bbbbbbbzzzzzzowie*!!! I'm pretty sure the bolt passed into my finger, whizzed through my body, and slammed into the wall behind me. Some of the paper towels in the holder back there looked a little singed, is all I'm saying. It's not CSI:Miami proof, but it's solid forensic corroboration. Singed paper towels would totally hold up in court.

Meanwhile, the jolt was alarming. I would probably have peed my pants, if I hadn't just gotten finished peeing. And if my peeing apparatus had been tucked away back in my pants already. And if my bladder hadn't just been cooked to medium rare by a rogue bout of ball lightning. 

Instead, I jumped back from the shock, convulsing and flapping my arms. With my pants still unzipped, and the apparatus downstairs waving about willy-nilly. Thank goodness no one walked into the bathroom just then. Maybe someone out there could explain their way out of looking like 'Cosmo Kramer, sex offender' in a public restroom, but I'm certain that I couldn't.

And I have the court-appointed community service records to prove it.

Of course, all of these shocking developments pale in comparison to the teeth-rattling thunderbolts unleashed on me by my wife. If I'm the glue getting stuck with these nasty little shocks, my missus is the rubber bouncing thousand-bolt lightning strikes at me. She's like Zeus with those things. Or a much cuter Emperor from The Empire Strikes Back. Some days, I'd swear she keeps a Van de Graaff generator in her pants.

(There's a joke to be made here about electrified panties and pubic hairs standing on end.

But I like being married, so I'll leave this one to you. Knock yourself out.)

Spending a winter with my wife is taking my life in my own hands. Any other shocks I get -- from doorknobs, ungrounded urinal handles and the like -- are solely on the fingers. Unless I start licking my car door or getting 'intimate' with the tailpipe, only my hands are at risk out in the wintry world.

My wife isn't nearly so specific, or as merciful. She'll sizzle me with a touch on the elbow, or the cheek, or worst of all, singe my lips when she leans in for a kiss. I think I'm getting a nice smooch; next thing I know, my mouth is soldered shut and no hairs grow back on my chin for a month. Not cool. At least if she ever delivers a fatal shock, she can always resuscitate me. A quick shuffle across the rug and a megawatt poke in the chest would get me going before any fancy defibrillator paddles. Might catch my shirt on fire, too, but I'll climb that electrified fence when I get to it.

So winter for me is basically a pain in the neck. And the fingers, and sometimes more sensitive parts. Spring can't possibly get here fast enough. Until then, I'm sewing resistors into my underpants.

Or transistors. Capacitors? Damn. I really wish I'd paid attention in that physics class.
        
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<title>{PUZZLES &gt; SUDOKU} - Was Sudoku created before this century ??</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">The Dizzies: Props to my Pepys: "Tuesday 29 July 1662

Early up, and brought all my money, which is near 300l., out of my house into this chamber; and so to the office, and there we sat all the morning, Sir George Carteret and Mr. Coventry being come from sea. This morning among other things I broached the business of our being abused about flags, which I know doth trouble Sir W. Batten, but I care not. At noon being invited I went with Sir George and Mr. Coventry to Sir W. Batten?s to dinner, and there merry, and very friendly to Sir Wm. and he to me, and complies much with me, but I know he envies me, and I do not value him. To the office again, and in the evening walked to Deptford (Cooper with me talking of mathematiques), to send a fellow to prison for cutting of buoy ropes, and to see the difference between the flags sent in now-a-days, and I find the old ones, which were much cheaper, to be wholly as good. So I took one of a sort with me, and Mr. Wayth accompanying of me a good way, talking of the faults of the Navy, I walked to Redriffe back, and so home by water, and after having done, late, at the office, I went to my chamber and to bed.

He mentions 'mathematiques' often; could it be an early version of 'sudoku'?"

Perhaps it could be.   That will mess up with all those books on the history of Sudoku...another rewrite!!

Robert
sudoku
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Early up, and brought all my money, which is near 300l., out of my house into this chamber; and so to the office, and there we sat all the morning, Sir George Carteret and Mr. Coventry being come from sea. This morning among other things I broached the business of our being abused about flags, which I know doth trouble Sir W. Batten, but I care not. At noon being invited I went with Sir George and Mr. Coventry to Sir W. Batten?s to dinner, and there merry, and very friendly to Sir Wm. and he to me, and complies much with me, but I know he envies me, and I do not value him. To the office again, and in the evening walked to Deptford (Cooper with me talking of mathematiques), to send a fellow to prison for cutting of buoy ropes, and to see the difference between the flags sent in now-a-days, and I find the old ones, which were much cheaper, to be wholly as good. So I took one of a sort with me, and Mr. Wayth accompanying of me a good way, talking of the faults of the Navy, I walked to Redriffe back, and so home by water, and after having done, late, at the office, I went to my chamber and to bed.

He mentions 'mathematiques' often; could it be an early version of 'sudoku'?"

Perhaps it could be.   That will mess up with all those books on the history of Sudoku...another rewrite!!

Robert
sudoku
Sudoku
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<title>{NORTH AMERICA &gt; RENTALS} - Victorian Duplex Lower Level (oakland west) $1175 2bd</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">Large Spacious 2BR 1BA lower level duplex in West Oakland. Blocks away from the Bart,major freeways,near downtown Oakland &amp; Jack London Square.  Recently remolded bathroom and kitchen,fresh paint throughtout, new carpet, blinds and beautiful landscaped front and back yard. A must see!! Call Mr.Boyd to schedule an appointment: 510-407-1784.</summary>
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<title>{NORTH AMERICA &gt; RENTALS} - LARGE ROOM in 4 bdrm two story house! (oakland west) $775</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">MOVE IN ASAP.
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BEDROOM FEATURES: 

-Large room with clean carpet!

-high ceiling &amp; Recessed lighting 

-large window looking out to front yard/street

-walk in closet



HOUSEHOLD FEATURES: 

-Two story victorian. 4 bedrooms, Kitchen and dining area, 2 bathrooms, living-room. large newly remodeled kitchen, Common Area with bay windows looking out to the front yard/street. 

-Backyard with new lawn. Wood porch with BBQ and Jacuzzi! 

-5 minute walk from BART STATION (west oakland) 



ROOMMATES: Three guys from the east bay between the ages 23-28. SFSU student, SF commuter, &amp; Waiter. 1 medium size friendly dog. 



LOOKING FOR: 

-Clean, Respectful, male or female between the ages of 18-30. 

- Preferably a student or employed. 

-Please Bring Credit Report or some document proving your financial stability. 

*pets may be considered. 



RENT:$775

DEPOSIT:$725 

PG&E+ DSL: divided among the house 





5 minute walk from BART STATION (west oakland) 



Please Call Mr. Janowski 

510.414.8317 - call between 10:00am-11:00pm</summary>
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BEDROOM FEATURES: 

-Large room with clean carpet!

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-Two story victorian. 4 bedrooms, Kitchen and dining area, 2 bathrooms, living-room. large newly remodeled kitchen, Common Area with bay windows looking out to the front yard/street. 

-Backyard with new lawn. Wood porch with BBQ and Jacuzzi! 

-5 minute walk from BART STATION (west oakland) 



ROOMMATES: Three guys from the east bay between the ages 23-28. SFSU student, SF commuter, & Waiter. 1 medium size friendly dog. 



LOOKING FOR: 

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- Preferably a student or employed. 

-Please Bring Credit Report or some document proving your financial stability. 

*pets may be considered. 



RENT:$775

DEPOSIT:$725 

PG&E+ DSL: divided among the house 





5 minute walk from BART STATION (west oakland) 



Please Call Mr. Janowski 

510.414.8317 - call between 10:00am-11:00pm<blockquote style="background:#FAFAFA;border:1px dotted #E6E6E6;font:italic 10pt Times New Roman;padding:9px;">LARGE ROOM in 4 bdrm two story house! {...} </blockquote><div style="font:8pt Verdana,Arial;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;">Published:</span> December 1, 2008, 6:23 am - <span style="color:#808080;">Indexed:</span> December 1, 2008, 8:17 am - <span style="color:#808080;">Page Size:</span>&nbsp;6KB</div><div style="font:8pt Verdana,Arial;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;">Category:</span> <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/">Regional</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/">North America</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/">United States</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/">California</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/">Metro Areas</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/">San Francisco Bay Area</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/business-and-economy/">Business and Economy</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/business-and-economy/real-estate/">Real Estate</a> &gt;  <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/business-and-economy/real-estate/rentals/"><b>Rentals</b></a></div></td></tr></table>
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<title>{EUROPE &gt; NEWS AND MEDIA} - Will Hutton: Tomorrow, Mr Darling must introduce morality into the City</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">The pre-Budget report is the most important economic moment in the 11-year life of the Labour government. Chancellor Alistair Darling has to walk the finest of lines. He has to marshal well-directed and overwhelming financial force to limit recession, while simultaneously and credibly persuading everybody that he has not lost control of the longest sequence of big Budget deficits outside wartime.Get it right and Labour has a chance of winning the next election. Get it wrong and his party will be back in the wilderness.For the last six weeks, Treasury economists and officials have been assessing and reassessing the outlook for the economy and the government's rapidly deteriorating finances. Meanwhile, the wider economic news has got ever gloomier. It will be no surprise that the Treasury is forecasting a significant recession and slow recovery. The problem is that the banking crisis has wrecked the relationships and assumptions on which economic forecasts are made. Reality could be very much worse than expectations.The City of London has landed our country in a mess. Nobody has yet gone as far as the Swiss UBS and invited the incompetent, overpaid monsters at the top to repay their bonuses. They should. Sir Tom Mckillop, outgoing chair of the Royal Bank of Scotland, is so far alone in saying sorry to his investors. Yet having mistakenly once lent far too much, banks are now mistakenly lending far too little.Addressing this crisis - as much moral as economic - should be at the heart of the  pre-Budget statement. Keynesian economics, I have repeatedly argued, is not so much borrowing and printing money in recessions - although vital in an emergency - it is using every tool possible to persuade and cajole banks and building societies to lend.Darling must concentrate his limited funds on creating instruments and policies to stop the destabilising herd effects. The more effective and imaginative he is, the more he will be able to argue that the downturn will be limited and the more the public finances can be stabilised.He has already signalled a willingness to overhaul the cautious and punitively expensive small business loan guarantee scheme. Young small businesses pay 2 per cent on top of their borrowing rate as an insurance policy to reassure the lending bank it will get its money back. The insurance premium needs to be slashed and every small business should qualify. Banks would start to provide much needed working capital.But Darling needs to go much further. For a relatively small amount of money - low billions - he could radically extend cheap insurance schemes across targeted areas of bank lending so that banks would know that, come what may, they will get their loans repaid and thus lend with more confidence. For example, banks used to issue securities to raise money for mortgage finance; the market is shut, but could be reopened, as Treasury adviser Sir James Crosby has urged, with a guarantee. Darling should do it.The same principle should extend to home owners. Darling should create a scheme to allow ordinary borrowers to insure the equity in their homes so they can lock in some wealth. We also need to take the first steps towards the reinvention of the bust British banking system. Darling should announce a new national infrastructure bank along the lines Barack Obama has suggested in the US. He should also announce a major inquiry into British corporate governance. We can't go on with a system in which directors essentially award themselves bonuses for non-performance. I would introduce a financial services bonus tax - 75 per cent for one year bonuses, but tapering downwards to the standard tax system for long-term bonuses.These measures won't stop the recession, but they could mitigate it. And Darling badly needs a powerful story about why this will be a nasty recession but not worse. As it is, the character of this downturn is devastating the government's tax receipts. More than a quarter of corporation tax came from the financial services sector in 2006/7. No more. Capital gains tax folds in an era of plunging property and share prices. Income from stamp duty on house sales will fall by two-thirds. This recession is going to hit the tax base much more savagely than the last one in the early 1990s.Then the peak budget deficit, driven by social security spending and falling tax receipts, rose to nearly 8 per cent of GDP, which in today's terms would be around £120bn. This time round, it is bound to be higher. The peak deficit in this economic cycle could rise to 10 per cent of GDP or a mind-boggling £150bn. Only between 1940 and 1945 will the UK have borrowed so much for so long.The Conservatives' political bet is that if there are further tax cuts and spending increases, financing these moves is going to force the government into a corner. Which is why Darling's extra borrowing has to be used effectively and boldly; although the deficit is necessarily high, we are at the limits of normal finance without resorting to the money printing press and there may be more demands on the state further to recapitalise a bust banking system before the recession is over. His firepower has to be directed overwhelmingly on boosting bank lending. He should not be seduced into permanent tax cuts but, instead, offer a one-off tax credit for the low paid who are most likely to spend it. Anything left should be focused on incentives for employers to retain workers, public works programmes and bringing forward whatever capital spending he can. Don't underestimate the capacity of very low interest rates and a devalued pound to help to put a floor under the economy.There are no easy fixes. The next 18 months are going to blight all our lives. Which is why there must be a moral dimension to tomorrow, along with the economics. Darling cannot legislate for those bonuses to be repaid or history to be rerun, but the truth should be baldly stated. It was the greed of a few that has plunged the many into hard times.Fighting this recession should lay the foundations for a different way of doing capitalism in the future, one that is fairer, longer term and less skewed towards the interests of the City. The rebuilding of the financial system and a more moral system of taxation must begin tomorrow. If Alistair Darling and Gordon Brown dare to say it, they would find not just their party but the whole country behind them.Pre-budget reportEconomic policyCredit crunchAlistair DarlingLabourTax and spendingEconomicsExecutive salariesguardian.co.uk © Guardian News &amp; Media Limited 2008 | Use of this content is subject to our Terms &amp; Conditions | More Feeds</summary>
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It will be no surprise that the Treasury is forecasting a significant recession and slow recovery. The problem is that the banking crisis has wrecked the relationships and assumptions on which economic forecasts are made. Reality could be very much worse than expectations.The City of London has landed our country in a mess. Nobody has yet gone as far as the Swiss UBS and invited the incompetent, overpaid monsters at the top to repay their bonuses. They should. Sir Tom Mckillop, outgoing chair of the Royal Bank of Scotland, is so far alone in saying sorry to his investors. Yet having mistakenly once lent far too much, banks are now mistakenly lending far too little.Addressing this crisis - as much moral as economic - should be at the heart of the  pre-Budget statement. Keynesian economics, I have repeatedly argued, is not so much borrowing and printing money in recessions - although vital in an emergency - it is using every tool possible to persuade and cajole banks and building societies to lend.Darling must concentrate his limited funds on creating instruments and policies to stop the destabilising herd effects. The more effective and imaginative he is, the more he will be able to argue that the downturn will be limited and the more the public finances can be stabilised.He has already signalled a willingness to overhaul the cautious and punitively expensive small business loan guarantee scheme. Young small businesses pay 2 per cent on top of their borrowing rate as an insurance policy to reassure the lending bank it will get its money back. The insurance premium needs to be slashed and every small business should qualify. Banks would start to provide much needed working capital.But Darling needs to go much further. For a relatively small amount of money - low billions - he could radically extend cheap insurance schemes across targeted areas of bank lending so that banks would know that, come what may, they will get their loans repaid and thus lend with more confidence. For example, banks used to issue securities to raise money for mortgage finance; the market is shut, but could be reopened, as Treasury adviser Sir James Crosby has urged, with a guarantee. Darling should do it.The same principle should extend to home owners. Darling should create a scheme to allow ordinary borrowers to insure the equity in their homes so they can lock in some wealth. We also need to take the first steps towards the reinvention of the bust British banking system. Darling should announce a new national infrastructure bank along the lines Barack Obama has suggested in the US. He should also announce a major inquiry into British corporate governance. We can't go on with a system in which directors essentially award themselves bonuses for non-performance. I would introduce a financial services bonus tax - 75 per cent for one year bonuses, but tapering downwards to the standard tax system for long-term bonuses.These measures won't stop the recession, but they could mitigate it. And Darling badly needs a powerful story about why this will be a nasty recession but not worse. As it is, the character of this downturn is devastating the government's tax receipts. More than a quarter of corporation tax came from the financial services sector in 2006/7. No more. Capital gains tax folds in an era of plunging property and share prices. Income from stamp duty on house sales will fall by two-thirds. This recession is going to hit the tax base much more savagely than the last one in the early 1990s.Then the peak budget deficit, driven by social security spending and falling tax receipts, rose to nearly 8 per cent of GDP, which in today's terms would be around £120bn. This time round, it is bound to be higher. The peak deficit in this economic cycle could rise to 10 per cent of GDP or a mind-boggling £150bn. Only between 1940 and 1945 will the UK have borrowed so much for so long.The Conservatives' political bet is that if there are further tax cuts and spending increases, financing these moves is going to force the government into a corner. Which is why Darling's extra borrowing has to be used effectively and boldly; although the deficit is necessarily high, we are at the limits of normal finance without resorting to the money printing press and there may be more demands on the state further to recapitalise a bust banking system before the recession is over. His firepower has to be directed overwhelmingly on boosting bank lending. He should not be seduced into permanent tax cuts but, instead, offer a one-off tax credit for the low paid who are most likely to spend it. Anything left should be focused on incentives for employers to retain workers, public works programmes and bringing forward whatever capital spending he can. Don't underestimate the capacity of very low interest rates and a devalued pound to help to put a floor under the economy.There are no easy fixes. The next 18 months are going to blight all our lives. Which is why there must be a moral dimension to tomorrow, along with the economics. Darling cannot legislate for those bonuses to be repaid or history to be rerun, but the truth should be baldly stated. It was the greed of a few that has plunged the many into hard times.Fighting this recession should lay the foundations for a different way of doing capitalism in the future, one that is fairer, longer term and less skewed towards the interests of the City. The rebuilding of the financial system and a more moral system of taxation must begin tomorrow. 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<title>{ISSUES &gt; BIAS AND BALANCE} - Wash. Times cited House GOP accusations of wrongdoing by Holder, but not Dem response</title>
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A November 20 Washington
Times article by Jerry Seper repeated accusations in a House Republican
report of wrongdoing by Eric Holder, who is reportedly President-elect
Barack Obama's choice for attorney general, in the context of President Clinton's 2001 pardon
of Marc Rich. In doing so, Seper suggested that Holder had illicitly worked
with Rich attorney Jack Quinn to bypass career Justice Department officials and
falsely suggested that Holder had written an email telling Quinn that
"the 'timing is good' for Mr. Rich's request for a
pardon." In fact, Holder did not write the email that Seper cited, and
according to testimony by former White House counsel Beth Nolan, pardon applications were directed to the
White House because the Justice Department's pardon office stopped handling new
applications in the fall of 2000.

Seper reported that "[t]he former prosecutor whom
President-elect Barack Obama wants to run the Justice Department bypassed the
agency's career lawyers during one of the most controversial final decisions
made by President Clinton in January 2001 -- the pardon of billionaire fugitive
financier Marc Rich, congressional records show." He later claimed that
evidence in a Republican-led House Government Reform Committee's majority report on the pardon "included an
email in which Mr. Holder told Mr. Quinn to 'go straight' to the
White House and that the 'timing is good' for Mr. Rich's request
for a pardon." In fact, the email was not written by Holder. Rather,
Quinn sent it on November 18 to several recipients not including Holder. 

According to the majority report, the subject line of the
email was "eric," and the body of the email said: "spoke to
him last evening. he says go straight to wh. also says timing is good. we shd
get in soon. will elab when we speak." The majority report said, "assuming the
'eric' referenced [in the email] is Eric Holder, this e-mail
contradicts the heart of Holder's defense." While Seper noted that Holder "told lawmakers during
the investigation that he thought he had done nothing wrong" and that
Government Reform Committee report "was approved by Republicans, led by
Rep. Dan Burton of Indiana, over the objections of Democrats,"
Seper did not note that the Minority Views Report --
signed by 14 members of the committee -- stated that it is "unclear that
'eric' even refers to Eric Holder" and that "[a]ssuming
the e-mail accurately reflects the words of Mr. Holder, it shows that he
advised Mr. Quinn to submit the pardon petition directly to the White House.
But this is not proof of wrongdoing." The minority report continued:
"As Beth Nolan testified, the Pardon Attorney in the Justice Department
had indicated by then the he would not process any more pardon applications,
while the President was continuing to accept clemency applications at the White
House."

Indeed, according to the Nexis database transcript of a March 1, 2001,
Government Reform committee hearing, then-committee ranking member Rep. Henry
Waxman (D-CA) asked Nolan: "Did the pardon attorney's office tell the
White House in September or October of 2000 that they couldn't take any more
pardon applications and that they weren't going to be able to review them or
get the information to the White House?" Nolan responded: "They
told us that sometime in the fall, I'm not sure of the exact date."

From the Minority Views Report: 


The evidence before the committee
also does not prove the majority's accusation that Mr. Holder worked with
Mr. Quinn to cut other Justice Department officials out of the pardon review process.
In retrospect, it is clear that Mr. Holder should have done more to include
other Justice Department
officials in the review process. Indeed, Mr. Holder conceded as much during
testimony. This mistake in judgment is not evidence of misconduct. 

The majority points to a November
18, 2001, email message as proof of a conspiracy between Mr. Holder and Mr.
Quinn. The subject line reads "eric." The text of the message
reads: "spoke to him last evening. He says go straight to wh. Also says
timing is good. We shd get in soon. Will elab when we speak." Neither Mr.
Quinn nor Mr. Holder testified about this message, however. Indeed, as the
majority itself acknowledges, it is unclear that "eric" even refers
to Eric Holder.

Assuming the e-mail accurately reflects
the words of Mr. Holder, it shows that he advised Mr. Quinn to submit the
pardon petition directly to the White House. But this is not proof of
wrongdoing. As Beth Nolan testified, the Pardon Attorney in the Justice
Department had indicated by then the he would not process any more pardon
applications, while the President was continuing to accept clemency
applications at the White House. 


Seper also reported that "[t]he House committee
concluded in the March 2002 report that Mr. Holder played a significant role in
facilitating the pardon, first by recommending Mr. Quinn to Mr. Rich's legal
representatives." Indeed, the majority report read: "After numerous
failed attempts to have his case settled, Marc Rich hired Jack Quinn to
represent him. Quinn was hired after a recommendation from Deputy Attorney
General Eric Holder." 

Seper did not note that the minority report, however, stated
the following of the claim that Holder "recommended" Quinn:
"To reach the conclusion that Mr. Holder 'recommended' Mr.
Quinn to Mr. [Gershon] Kekst, the majority ascribes great significance to a
chance social encounter in late 1998 between Mr. Holder and Mr. Kekst, who had
never before met." It continued: 


According to Mr. Kekst, he found
himself seated next to Mr. Holder at a large corporate event. After Mr. Holder
indicated that he "worked at Main Justice," Mr. Kekst recalled
asking him general questions about the system of accountability at the
Department of Justice and, in particular, to whom U.S. Attorneys were
responsible. Mr. Holder apparently responded that they were accountable to him;
that was his job. He recalls asking Mr. Holder what a person would do if he
believed he was the victim of an overzealous prosecutor. Mr. Kekst said that Mr.
Holder suggested hiring a lawyer in Washington,
 D.C., who knows the process. He
recalled that Mr. Holder then spotted Jack Quinn and said words to the effect
of, "There is Jack Quinn, someone like that." According to Mr.
Kekst, Marc Rich's name never came up in the conversation.



From the House Committee on Government
Reform's March 1, 2001, hearings on President Clinton's pardons (from
Nexis): 


REP. HENRY WAXMAN (D-CA):
Did the pardon attorney's office tell the White House in September or October
of 2000 that they couldn't take any more pardon applications and that they
weren't going to be able to review them or get the information to the White
House?

NOLAN: They told us that
sometime in the fall, I'm not sure of the exact date.

WAXMAN: And so around the
time that the pardon attorney's office at the Justice Department was telling
the White House that it would process no more pardon applications, the
president was seeking out more applications and there was also an increase in
pardon requests. Isn't that right?

NOLAN: Right, there had
been in fact a great increase all through the year in applications, so the
pardon attorney's office had more applications and hadn't been able to move
them in any significant, faster rate.

WAXMAN: In December and
January, did you feel overwhelmed by the amount of pardon requests that you
were asked to process?

NOLAN: We were really
inundated with pardon requests, and, in fact, sometime around Christmas week, I
think, I spoke with Mr. Podesta and said, "We have to have a cut off. We
can't possibly finish what we have, if more pardon requests come in
and..."

WAXMAN: Where were they
coming from?

NOLAN: They were coming
from everywhere, Mr. Waxman. We had requests from members of Congress on both
sides of the aisle and both Houses. We had requests from movie stars,
newscasters, former presidents, former first ladies. There wasn't anybody -- I
refused to go to holiday parties because I couldn't stand being -- nobody
wanted to know how I was, thank you very much. They wanted to know about a
pardon. So I just didn't go.

WAXMAN: So let me make
sure I understand this. The White House was involved in closing up its
operations, but still trying to issue new regulations and negotiating a Middle East peace agreement. The president was insisting
that you consider as many pardon applications as possible, despite the fact
that the Justice Department wouldn't take any more applications after October
of 2000, and you were being besieged by members of Congress and others to
consider an ever-growing number of pardons. And on top of that, I suspect you
weren't even aware of some of the pardon activities. Is that a fair statement
of what was going on at the White House?

NOLAN: I think that is a
very fair statement. I would add that we were also doing this shortened
transition period and trying to work with the incoming administration, so that
was another...

WAXMAN: And, Mr. Podesta,
is that an accurate statement from your point of view?

JOHN PODESTA (former
White House chief of staff): I think that's accurate, yes.

WAXMAN: You were hearing
from members of Congress, and I even called you on behalf of a constituent, who
I thought deserved consideration for a pardon, Mike Milken, who did not get a
pardon.

NOLAN: That's right.

WAXMAN: And I understand
you got calls from congressman and senators. Did any of them suggest you not
follow the Justice Department Guidelines?

NOLAN: Yes, certainly.
Several of them suggested that they knew it was too late, really, to go through
the Department of Justice, but they wanted to send the pardon application
directly to the White House.

WAXMAN: How many
contacts, if you know, did you get from members of Congress, House and Senate?

NOLAN: I don't no, sir. I
had probably 30 or 40 phone calls. And I think I took less than half of the
calls. I just couldn't possibly respond to all the calls I had.

WAXMAN: Mr. Podesta, do
you have any idea of how many calls you...

PODESTA: I would guess
it's in the high double or in the triple digits.

WAXMAN: Were there any
examples that stand out in your mind of congressman or senators that were
asking you to issue pardons and not follow the Justice Department guidelines?

PODESTA: Well, let me
clarify one thing. I don't think that members of Congress said, "Please
issue a pardon, and, by the way, don't follow the Justice Department
guidelines." I think they basically just didn't care whether we followed
the Justice Department guidelines.

For example, I think in
one particular case in which we did issue a pardon for Mr. Lake, that was done
at the end, and I think did not go through the Justice Department. I think both
the chairman and the Senate Judiciary Committee and the chairman of the
counterpart committee to your committee in the Senate called on his behalf, or
at least made their views known on his behalf.

WAXMAN: Senator Hatch?

PODESTA: Senator Hatch
and Senator Thompson. I don't think they really cared whether that had gone
through the Justice Department guidelines or not. 


From the Times
article: 


The former prosecutor whom
President-elect Barack Obama wants to run the Justice Department bypassed the
agency's career lawyers during one of the most controversial final decisions
made by President Clinton in January 2001 -- the pardon of billionaire fugitive
financier Marc Rich, congressional records show. 

Eric H. Holder Jr., then the deputy
attorney general, worked with former White House Counsel Jack Quinn to ensure
that department officials --
particularly federal prosecutors in New York who handled the Rich case -- "did not have the
opportunity to express an opinion on the Rich pardon before it was
granted," the Republican-led House Government Reform Committee concluded
in a 467-page report in 2002.

The committee's evidence included an
e-mail in which Mr. Holder told Mr. Quinn to "go straight" to the
White House and that the "timing is good" for Mr. Rich's request for
a pardon. Normally, pardon requests are reviewed by career prosecutors before a
recommendation is forwarded to the White House. 

Mr. Quinn responded in a typewritten
note to Mr. Holder, just 10 days before Mr. Clinton issued the pardon,
"Your saying positive things, I'm told, would make this happen. Thanks for
your consideration." 

Mr. Holder was not available for
comment on Wednesday. But he told lawmakers during the investigation that he
thought he had done nothing wrong. 

[...]

The House committee, which finished
its investigation in 2002, concluded from its interviews and the documents that
Mr. Holder helped bypassed the normal procedure for pardons in Mr. Rich's case.
The report was approved by Republicans, led by Rep. Dan Burton of Indiana, over the
objections of Democrats. 

"The evidence amassed by the
committee indicates that Holder advised Quinn to file the Rich pardon petition
with the White House and leave the Justice Department out of the process,"
the report said. 

[...]

The House committee concluded in the
March 2002 report that Mr. Holder played a significant role in facilitating the
pardon, first by recommending Mr. Quinn to Mr. Rich's legal representatives,
and by delivering what it called a favorable opinion of the last-minute pardon
to the president from a position of authority. 
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A November 20 Washington
Times article by Jerry Seper repeated accusations in a House Republican
report of wrongdoing by Eric Holder, who is reportedly President-elect
Barack Obama's choice for attorney general, in the context of President Clinton's 2001 pardon
of Marc Rich. In doing so, Seper suggested that Holder had illicitly worked
with Rich attorney Jack Quinn to bypass career Justice Department officials and
falsely suggested that Holder had written an email telling Quinn that
"the 'timing is good' for Mr. Rich's request for a
pardon." In fact, Holder did not write the email that Seper cited, and
according to testimony by former White House counsel Beth Nolan, pardon applications were directed to the
White House because the Justice Department's pardon office stopped handling new
applications in the fall of 2000.

Seper reported that "[t]he former prosecutor whom
President-elect Barack Obama wants to run the Justice Department bypassed the
agency's career lawyers during one of the most controversial final decisions
made by President Clinton in January 2001 -- the pardon of billionaire fugitive
financier Marc Rich, congressional records show." He later claimed that
evidence in a Republican-led House Government Reform Committee's majority report on the pardon "included an
email in which Mr. Holder told Mr. Quinn to 'go straight' to the
White House and that the 'timing is good' for Mr. Rich's request
for a pardon." In fact, the email was not written by Holder. Rather,
Quinn sent it on November 18 to several recipients not including Holder. 

According to the majority report, the subject line of the
email was "eric," and the body of the email said: "spoke to
him last evening. he says go straight to wh. also says timing is good. we shd
get in soon. will elab when we speak." The majority report said, "assuming the
'eric' referenced [in the email] is Eric Holder, this e-mail
contradicts the heart of Holder's defense." While Seper noted that Holder "told lawmakers during
the investigation that he thought he had done nothing wrong" and that
Government Reform Committee report "was approved by Republicans, led by
Rep. Dan Burton of Indiana, over the objections of Democrats,"
Seper did not note that the Minority Views Report --
signed by 14 members of the committee -- stated that it is "unclear that
'eric' even refers to Eric Holder" and that "[a]ssuming
the e-mail accurately reflects the words of Mr. Holder, it shows that he
advised Mr. Quinn to submit the pardon petition directly to the White House.
But this is not proof of wrongdoing." The minority report continued:
"As Beth Nolan testified, the Pardon Attorney in the Justice Department
had indicated by then the he would not process any more pardon applications,
while the President was continuing to accept clemency applications at the White
House."

Indeed, according to the Nexis database transcript of a March 1, 2001,
Government Reform committee hearing, then-committee ranking member Rep. Henry
Waxman (D-CA) asked Nolan: "Did the pardon attorney's office tell the
White House in September or October of 2000 that they couldn't take any more
pardon applications and that they weren't going to be able to review them or
get the information to the White House?" Nolan responded: "They
told us that sometime in the fall, I'm not sure of the exact date."

From the Minority Views Report: 


The evidence before the committee
also does not prove the majority's accusation that Mr. Holder worked with
Mr. Quinn to cut other Justice Department officials out of the pardon review process.
In retrospect, it is clear that Mr. Holder should have done more to include
other Justice Department
officials in the review process. Indeed, Mr. Holder conceded as much during
testimony. This mistake in judgment is not evidence of misconduct. 

The majority points to a November
18, 2001, email message as proof of a conspiracy between Mr. Holder and Mr.
Quinn. The subject line reads "eric." The text of the message
reads: "spoke to him last evening. He says go straight to wh. Also says
timing is good. We shd get in soon. Will elab when we speak." Neither Mr.
Quinn nor Mr. Holder testified about this message, however. Indeed, as the
majority itself acknowledges, it is unclear that "eric" even refers
to Eric Holder.

Assuming the e-mail accurately reflects
the words of Mr. Holder, it shows that he advised Mr. Quinn to submit the
pardon petition directly to the White House. But this is not proof of
wrongdoing. As Beth Nolan testified, the Pardon Attorney in the Justice
Department had indicated by then the he would not process any more pardon
applications, while the President was continuing to accept clemency
applications at the White House. 


Seper also reported that "[t]he House committee
concluded in the March 2002 report that Mr. Holder played a significant role in
facilitating the pardon, first by recommending Mr. Quinn to Mr. Rich's legal
representatives." Indeed, the majority report read: "After numerous
failed attempts to have his case settled, Marc Rich hired Jack Quinn to
represent him. Quinn was hired after a recommendation from Deputy Attorney
General Eric Holder." 

Seper did not note that the minority report, however, stated
the following of the claim that Holder "recommended" Quinn:
"To reach the conclusion that Mr. Holder 'recommended' Mr.
Quinn to Mr. [Gershon] Kekst, the majority ascribes great significance to a
chance social encounter in late 1998 between Mr. Holder and Mr. Kekst, who had
never before met." It continued: 


According to Mr. Kekst, he found
himself seated next to Mr. Holder at a large corporate event. After Mr. Holder
indicated that he "worked at Main Justice," Mr. Kekst recalled
asking him general questions about the system of accountability at the
Department of Justice and, in particular, to whom U.S. Attorneys were
responsible. Mr. Holder apparently responded that they were accountable to him;
that was his job. He recalls asking Mr. Holder what a person would do if he
believed he was the victim of an overzealous prosecutor. Mr. Kekst said that Mr.
Holder suggested hiring a lawyer in Washington,
 D.C., who knows the process. He
recalled that Mr. Holder then spotted Jack Quinn and said words to the effect
of, "There is Jack Quinn, someone like that." According to Mr.
Kekst, Marc Rich's name never came up in the conversation.



From the House Committee on Government
Reform's March 1, 2001, hearings on President Clinton's pardons (from
Nexis): 


REP. HENRY WAXMAN (D-CA):
Did the pardon attorney's office tell the White House in September or October
of 2000 that they couldn't take any more pardon applications and that they
weren't going to be able to review them or get the information to the White
House?

NOLAN: They told us that
sometime in the fall, I'm not sure of the exact date.

WAXMAN: And so around the
time that the pardon attorney's office at the Justice Department was telling
the White House that it would process no more pardon applications, the
president was seeking out more applications and there was also an increase in
pardon requests. Isn't that right?

NOLAN: Right, there had
been in fact a great increase all through the year in applications, so the
pardon attorney's office had more applications and hadn't been able to move
them in any significant, faster rate.

WAXMAN: In December and
January, did you feel overwhelmed by the amount of pardon requests that you
were asked to process?

NOLAN: We were really
inundated with pardon requests, and, in fact, sometime around Christmas week, I
think, I spoke with Mr. Podesta and said, "We have to have a cut off. We
can't possibly finish what we have, if more pardon requests come in
and..."

WAXMAN: Where were they
coming from?

NOLAN: They were coming
from everywhere, Mr. Waxman. We had requests from members of Congress on both
sides of the aisle and both Houses. We had requests from movie stars,
newscasters, former presidents, former first ladies. There wasn't anybody -- I
refused to go to holiday parties because I couldn't stand being -- nobody
wanted to know how I was, thank you very much. They wanted to know about a
pardon. So I just didn't go.

WAXMAN: So let me make
sure I understand this. The White House was involved in closing up its
operations, but still trying to issue new regulations and negotiating a Middle East peace agreement. The president was insisting
that you consider as many pardon applications as possible, despite the fact
that the Justice Department wouldn't take any more applications after October
of 2000, and you were being besieged by members of Congress and others to
consider an ever-growing number of pardons. And on top of that, I suspect you
weren't even aware of some of the pardon activities. Is that a fair statement
of what was going on at the White House?

NOLAN: I think that is a
very fair statement. I would add that we were also doing this shortened
transition period and trying to work with the incoming administration, so that
was another...

WAXMAN: And, Mr. Podesta,
is that an accurate statement from your point of view?

JOHN PODESTA (former
White House chief of staff): I think that's accurate, yes.

WAXMAN: You were hearing
from members of Congress, and I even called you on behalf of a constituent, who
I thought deserved consideration for a pardon, Mike Milken, who did not get a
pardon.

NOLAN: That's right.

WAXMAN: And I understand
you got calls from congressman and senators. Did any of them suggest you not
follow the Justice Department Guidelines?

NOLAN: Yes, certainly.
Several of them suggested that they knew it was too late, really, to go through
the Department of Justice, but they wanted to send the pardon application
directly to the White House.

WAXMAN: How many
contacts, if you know, did you get from members of Congress, House and Senate?

NOLAN: I don't no, sir. I
had probably 30 or 40 phone calls. And I think I took less than half of the
calls. I just couldn't possibly respond to all the calls I had.

WAXMAN: Mr. Podesta, do
you have any idea of how many calls you...

PODESTA: I would guess
it's in the high double or in the triple digits.

WAXMAN: Were there any
examples that stand out in your mind of congressman or senators that were
asking you to issue pardons and not follow the Justice Department guidelines?

PODESTA: Well, let me
clarify one thing. I don't think that members of Congress said, "Please
issue a pardon, and, by the way, don't follow the Justice Department
guidelines." I think they basically just didn't care whether we followed
the Justice Department guidelines.

For example, I think in
one particular case in which we did issue a pardon for Mr. Lake, that was done
at the end, and I think did not go through the Justice Department. I think both
the chairman and the Senate Judiciary Committee and the chairman of the
counterpart committee to your committee in the Senate called on his behalf, or
at least made their views known on his behalf.

WAXMAN: Senator Hatch?

PODESTA: Senator Hatch
and Senator Thompson. I don't think they really cared whether that had gone
through the Justice Department guidelines or not. 


From the Times
article: 


The former prosecutor whom
President-elect Barack Obama wants to run the Justice Department bypassed the
agency's career lawyers during one of the most controversial final decisions
made by President Clinton in January 2001 -- the pardon of billionaire fugitive
financier Marc Rich, congressional records show. 

Eric H. Holder Jr., then the deputy
attorney general, worked with former White House Counsel Jack Quinn to ensure
that department officials --
particularly federal prosecutors in New York who handled the Rich case -- "did not have the
opportunity to express an opinion on the Rich pardon before it was
granted," the Republican-led House Government Reform Committee concluded
in a 467-page report in 2002.

The committee's evidence included an
e-mail in which Mr. Holder told Mr. Quinn to "go straight" to the
White House and that the "timing is good" for Mr. Rich's request for
a pardon. Normally, pardon requests are reviewed by career prosecutors before a
recommendation is forwarded to the White House. 

Mr. Quinn responded in a typewritten
note to Mr. Holder, just 10 days before Mr. Clinton issued the pardon,
"Your saying positive things, I'm told, would make this happen. Thanks for
your consideration." 

Mr. Holder was not available for
comment on Wednesday. But he told lawmakers during the investigation that he
thought he had done nothing wrong. 

[...]

The House committee, which finished
its investigation in 2002, concluded from its interviews and the documents that
Mr. Holder helped bypassed the normal procedure for pardons in Mr. Rich's case.
The report was approved by Republicans, led by Rep. Dan Burton of Indiana, over the
objections of Democrats. 

"The evidence amassed by the
committee indicates that Holder advised Quinn to file the Rich pardon petition
with the White House and leave the Justice Department out of the process,"
the report said. 

[...]

The House committee concluded in the
March 2002 report that Mr. Holder played a significant role in facilitating the
pardon, first by recommending Mr. Quinn to Mr. Rich's legal representatives,
and by delivering what it called a favorable opinion of the last-minute pardon
to the president from a position of authority. 
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<summary type="text/plain">At first glance the object looked like a mannequin that had washed up on the shingle. It was only when the couple taking a wintery walk along Chesil Beach in Dorset came closer and shooed away the seagulls gathered nearby that they realised it was a human body. Six years on the mystery of Mr Seagull, as the dead man was dubbed, remains unsolved. No loved ones have come forward to claim the body and police officers, a coroner and investigators of missing people have been unable to discover the man's identity. The charity Missing People has launched a fresh appeal to try to identify the man, hoping that they can bring closure to a family or friends who must still be wondering what happened to him. But the case has also highlighted the great number of unidentified bodies that are found in the UK each year and the failure so far to keep a nationwide record. The Guardian has learned there are at least several hundred, and perhaps even as many as 1,000, unidentified bodies in churchyards, crematoria and morgues that have been found but not identified in the UK over the past few decades. A new national missing persons bureau opened in April to try to improve the way the authorities manage missing people inquiries. One of its first jobs has been to  find out how many unidentified bodies there are - and attempt to match them with records of missing people in Britain and abroad. Early next year, police forces will also be given new protocols on how to deal with bodies that turn up on their patches to make them easier to identify. Cases like that of Mr Seagull are particularly curious because there seem to be enough clues to identify him. The body was found on Chesil Beach on November 3 2002. Initially, he was thought to be a white man aged 30-50, and at least 6ft (1.8 metres) tall. Later DNA tests established he was probably of south-east Asian origin. He had curvature of the spine, which meant he might have walked with a stoop. He had a scar on his top lip and a broken nose. He was wearing Marks &amp; Spencer jeans. It was believed he had died two weeks before his body washed up. Appeals were made at the time of the discovery and then a year later to mark the first anniversary. A sketch was drafted but by the time Mr Seagull's inquest was heard in 2004 he remained unidentified. Recording an open verdict, the West Dorset coroner, Michael Johnston, said it was difficult to understand why he had not been reported missing. He speculated that he may have been pushed overboard from a ship. "But unless something else transpires we shall never know," he said. Another four years on and nothing has transpired. Teri Blythe, head of the Missing People's identification bureau, said it was surprising the case had not been solved, not least because of his distinctive features - including his height. She said: "It is likely that this man will have family and friends out there who do not know his fate."They are not the only family. Missing People's database of unidentified people features more than 100 cases. For some it is clear why nobody has come forward. Witness the case of a man found in south-east London in August last year. He had swallowed 2kg (4lb) of cocaine and is believed to have been a drugs mule. Or an Asian man whose body was found in a service station in Cambridgeshire in 2006. He was trying to smuggle himself into the UK in the back of a lorry. In other cases, though, investigators are disappointed that bodies with distinctive features remain unidentified. For example, a man found dead in woodland in Northampton in 2006 was wearing a bracelet decorated with patterns of wheat and grapes. It was established that he had followed a strict vegetarian or vegan diet. But his identity remains unknown. Blythe said the cases highlighted by Missing People were just the "tip of the iceberg". Until this year there was no genuinely national police missing persons' bureau. Rather, details were collated by Scotland Yard and other police forces collected which stored information in different ways. After a review, the National Police Improvement Agency was given the job of running a national bureau from Bramshill in Hampshire. One of its first jobs has been to try to draw up a list of all unidentified bodies and body parts in the UK. Joe Apps, the manager of the bureau, said it was not yet possible to give a figure but he indicated that it ran into the hundreds. As well as making sure the way police forces collect data is more uniform, the bureau is also trying to forge better links with international police forces and agencies. One of the problems with cases such as Mr Seagull's is that the tidal patterns around the UK, especially in the Channel, mean that bodies could wash in from around the world. The bureau's task is a difficult one. And for now Mr Seagull's body is to be found in a grave in the corner of a cemetery in Weymouth, while somewhere, friends or family wonder what happened to him. ?If you have any information regarding the identity of Mr Seagull or any other of the cases mentioned, call the confidential 24-hour charity Missing People on freefone 0500 700 700 or email identification@missingpeople.org.uk? For more information on Missing People please visit missingpeople.org.ukguardian.co.uk © Guardian News &amp; Media Limited 2008 | Use of this content is subject to our Terms &amp; Conditions | More Feeds</summary>
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But the case has also highlighted the great number of unidentified bodies that are found in the UK each year and the failure so far to keep a nationwide record. The Guardian has learned there are at least several hundred, and perhaps even as many as 1,000, unidentified bodies in churchyards, crematoria and morgues that have been found but not identified in the UK over the past few decades. A new national missing persons bureau opened in April to try to improve the way the authorities manage missing people inquiries. One of its first jobs has been to  find out how many unidentified bodies there are - and attempt to match them with records of missing people in Britain and abroad. Early next year, police forces will also be given new protocols on how to deal with bodies that turn up on their patches to make them easier to identify. Cases like that of Mr Seagull are particularly curious because there seem to be enough clues to identify him. The body was found on Chesil Beach on November 3 2002. Initially, he was thought to be a white man aged 30-50, and at least 6ft (1.8 metres) tall. Later DNA tests established he was probably of south-east Asian origin. He had curvature of the spine, which meant he might have walked with a stoop. He had a scar on his top lip and a broken nose. He was wearing Marks & Spencer jeans. It was believed he had died two weeks before his body washed up. Appeals were made at the time of the discovery and then a year later to mark the first anniversary. A sketch was drafted but by the time Mr Seagull's inquest was heard in 2004 he remained unidentified. Recording an open verdict, the West Dorset coroner, Michael Johnston, said it was difficult to understand why he had not been reported missing. He speculated that he may have been pushed overboard from a ship. "But unless something else transpires we shall never know," he said. Another four years on and nothing has transpired. Teri Blythe, head of the Missing People's identification bureau, said it was surprising the case had not been solved, not least because of his distinctive features - including his height. She said: "It is likely that this man will have family and friends out there who do not know his fate."They are not the only family. Missing People's database of unidentified people features more than 100 cases. For some it is clear why nobody has come forward. Witness the case of a man found in south-east London in August last year. He had swallowed 2kg (4lb) of cocaine and is believed to have been a drugs mule. Or an Asian man whose body was found in a service station in Cambridgeshire in 2006. He was trying to smuggle himself into the UK in the back of a lorry. In other cases, though, investigators are disappointed that bodies with distinctive features remain unidentified. For example, a man found dead in woodland in Northampton in 2006 was wearing a bracelet decorated with patterns of wheat and grapes. It was established that he had followed a strict vegetarian or vegan diet. But his identity remains unknown. Blythe said the cases highlighted by Missing People were just the "tip of the iceberg". Until this year there was no genuinely national police missing persons' bureau. Rather, details were collated by Scotland Yard and other police forces collected which stored information in different ways. After a review, the National Police Improvement Agency was given the job of running a national bureau from Bramshill in Hampshire. One of its first jobs has been to try to draw up a list of all unidentified bodies and body parts in the UK. Joe Apps, the manager of the bureau, said it was not yet possible to give a figure but he indicated that it ran into the hundreds. As well as making sure the way police forces collect data is more uniform, the bureau is also trying to forge better links with international police forces and agencies. One of the problems with cases such as Mr Seagull's is that the tidal patterns around the UK, especially in the Channel, mean that bodies could wash in from around the world. The bureau's task is a difficult one. And for now Mr Seagull's body is to be found in a grave in the corner of a cemetery in Weymouth, while somewhere, friends or family wonder what happened to him. ?If you have any information regarding the identity of Mr Seagull or any other of the cases mentioned, call the confidential 24-hour charity Missing People on freefone 0500 700 700 or email identification@missingpeople.org.uk? 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