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<title>{NORTH AMERICA &gt; RENTALS} - 11x14 room. don't wait for the new year, get your new digs now. (albany / el cerrito) $755</title>
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Move in date:    11/11/08
Join this creative, responsible household of myself and a fiercely cute feline overlord. WeÂre looking for an individual who is financially and generally responsible, considerate and low-drama, who possesses well developed communication skills, is looking to rent long term and willing to share common household chores (like vacuuming, bathroom cleaning, trash and recycling) on a rotating basis.  Caged pets are ok (lizards, mice, gerbils, birds, fish) as long as theyÂre well cared for. An additional pet deposit would be required. 

 Let's recap:You are:

1.  responsible in actions and financially.

2.  Interested in renting long-term, preferably more than a year.
3.  able to discuss issues reasonably, you bring them to my attention when they arise and are willing to collaborate on solutions.

I am: 
 early 30's omnivorous individual with a rigorous weekday schedule. B.A. in Anthropology 

from Cal.(2000). I'm a creative individual, dabbling in pottery, painting, photography and 

sculpture. Politically left leaning but not particularly zealous. I listen to NPR and a 

wide variety of music, re-use and recycle whenever possible, as well as compost vegetable 

waste. I am also a bit of a computer &amp; anime geek, love a good book but rarely have time to 

read.




The room: 


Large, carpeted room (11Âx14Â) in second floor 2 bedroom spacious, sunny apt.  This room 

features two large closets, dimming track lights and a large, west-facing window for plenty 

of evening light and ventilation.  Also included are a phone jack, cable TV hookup and 

wired Internet access (wireless access can be arranged, if needed).



The Apartment:

Large common area, including a carpeted living room with fireplace and a view of Albany 

Hill.  Shared shower/bath with long counter and plenty of closet space for two.  The 

kitchen includes a fridge, oven, Âlectric stove, microwave, dishwasher and garbage 

disposal, as well as an east facing window that gets morning sunlight.  The back door, in 

the kitchen, leads down to the coin-op laundry room.  This is a classic 50Âs style 

apartment in a five-unit building, with crank-operated windows, in wall gas heaters and 

other retro details.

The Neighborhood:


This is a safe area with well-kept buildings, houses and gardens.  The fantastic thing about this location is that you can walk to ANYTHING in a few blocks: PeteÂs Coffee, Trader Joes, Barnes &amp; Noble, Longs, Albertsons, Nations, a video rental store, hiking trails on Albany Hill, the Pacific East Mall (full of restaurants with all types of Asian cuisine, imports and a fantastic fresh fish market).  And the Cerrito Theatre (Picture pub and pizza )

Transportation:

youÂll be located within close walking distance of El Cerrito Plaza BART station and various Bus stops.  ThereÂs plenty of unrestricted parking on the street.






What it costs:

Rent is $755. Utilities, excluding land-line call charges if you need the phone,and very-basic cable included.





Move In: First plus $600 cleaning/utility deposit.







If you are interested in the room, Email and tell me a little about yourself and your situation IÂll ask some questions and you are welcome to ask me things.  If I get a good feeling weÂll then set up a time to meet and show you the place.

Be well, and thanks for perusing my ad.




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Move in date:    11/11/08
Join this creative, responsible household of myself and a fiercely cute feline overlord. WeÂre looking for an individual who is financially and generally responsible, considerate and low-drama, who possesses well developed communication skills, is looking to rent long term and willing to share common household chores (like vacuuming, bathroom cleaning, trash and recycling) on a rotating basis.  Caged pets are ok (lizards, mice, gerbils, birds, fish) as long as theyÂre well cared for. An additional pet deposit would be required. 

 Let's recap:You are:

1.  responsible in actions and financially.

2.  Interested in renting long-term, preferably more than a year.
3.  able to discuss issues reasonably, you bring them to my attention when they arise and are willing to collaborate on solutions.

I am: 
 early 30's omnivorous individual with a rigorous weekday schedule. B.A. in Anthropology 

from Cal.(2000). I'm a creative individual, dabbling in pottery, painting, photography and 

sculpture. Politically left leaning but not particularly zealous. I listen to NPR and a 

wide variety of music, re-use and recycle whenever possible, as well as compost vegetable 

waste. I am also a bit of a computer & anime geek, love a good book but rarely have time to 

read.




The room: 


Large, carpeted room (11Âx14Â) in second floor 2 bedroom spacious, sunny apt.  This room 

features two large closets, dimming track lights and a large, west-facing window for plenty 

of evening light and ventilation.  Also included are a phone jack, cable TV hookup and 

wired Internet access (wireless access can be arranged, if needed).



The Apartment:

Large common area, including a carpeted living room with fireplace and a view of Albany 

Hill.  Shared shower/bath with long counter and plenty of closet space for two.  The 

kitchen includes a fridge, oven, Âlectric stove, microwave, dishwasher and garbage 

disposal, as well as an east facing window that gets morning sunlight.  The back door, in 

the kitchen, leads down to the coin-op laundry room.  This is a classic 50Âs style 

apartment in a five-unit building, with crank-operated windows, in wall gas heaters and 

other retro details.

The Neighborhood:


This is a safe area with well-kept buildings, houses and gardens.  The fantastic thing about this location is that you can walk to ANYTHING in a few blocks: PeteÂs Coffee, Trader Joes, Barnes & Noble, Longs, Albertsons, Nations, a video rental store, hiking trails on Albany Hill, the Pacific East Mall (full of restaurants with all types of Asian cuisine, imports and a fantastic fresh fish market).  And the Cerrito Theatre (Picture pub and pizza )

Transportation:

youÂll be located within close walking distance of El Cerrito Plaza BART station and various Bus stops.  ThereÂs plenty of unrestricted parking on the street.






What it costs:

Rent is $755. Utilities, excluding land-line call charges if you need the phone,and very-basic cable included.





Move In: First plus $600 cleaning/utility deposit.







If you are interested in the room, Email and tell me a little about yourself and your situation IÂll ask some questions and you are welcome to ask me things.  If I get a good feeling weÂll then set up a time to meet and show you the place.

Be well, and thanks for perusing my ad.




<blockquote style="background:#FAFAFA;border:1px dotted #E6E6E6;font:italic 10pt Times New Roman;padding:9px;">11x14 room. don't wait for the new year, get your new digs now. {...} </blockquote><div style="font:8pt Verdana,Arial;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;">Published:</span> October 12, 2008, 5:33 am - <span style="color:#808080;">Indexed:</span> October 12, 2008, 8:36 am - <span style="color:#808080;">Page Size:</span>&nbsp;8KB</div><div style="font:8pt Verdana,Arial;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;">Category:</span> <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/">Regional</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/">North America</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/">United States</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/">California</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/">Metro Areas</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/">San Francisco Bay Area</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/business-and-economy/">Business and Economy</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/business-and-economy/real-estate/">Real Estate</a> &gt;  <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/business-and-economy/real-estate/rentals/"><b>Rentals</b></a></div></td></tr></table>
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<title>{NORTH AMERICA &gt; LODGING} - ____$156 - $215_ÂÂÂ&#9658;____TAKE a HOLIDAY from the ÂHOLIDAZEÂ______&#9787;__ (Paradise, Sonoma wine country, Cazadero)</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">The ÂHOLIDAZEÂ are coming. AMID THE TRAFFIC, CLATTER, AND CONSTANT PRESSURE TO CONSUME of the mad holiday period we can easily lose sight of our life goals and dreams.  A few days of peace &amp; relaxation at Âthe DREAMERYÂ will help you and your partner slow down, refresh, and refocus on whatÂs really important in your life.

&#9658;___DISCOUNTS FOR CRAIGÂS LIST READERS ___&#9668;


	 2-3 DAYS                           - $215/night
	 1 WEEK - $1095                 - $156/night
Excluding holidays, must ask for discount at time of reservation.
	
&#9658;___SCROLL TO END TO SEE PHOTOS ___&#9668;

&#9658;___VIEW AVAILABILITY CALENDAR, more photos, and BOOK ONLINE at the following Web link: 
http://www.riverhomes.com/homes/html/176-01/index.html 

IMAGINE ÂTHE DREAMERYÂ

	 A lovely, comfy, 2-bedroom cottage beautifully sited on clear, clean Austin creek 

    	 Spacious deck to enjoy nature, the creek, beach, and swimming hole

    	 Luxury hot tub/spa from which to star gaze

    	 Hot-water shower outdoors at the foot of magnificent old-growth redwoods

    	 Fully equipped kitchen, a complimentary bottle of California wine

    	 New desktop computer with high-speed cable Internet, or use your laptop with Wi-Fi

    	 Nearby bakery,  romantic wood-burning fireplace

    	 Fog-Free micro-climate with the Pacific and gorgeous Sonoma coast nearby

    	 Easy-to-get-to getaway ... no long gravel or steep narrow roads to negotiate

    	 Just 98 minutes from the Golden Gate Bridge, 15 min. to Pacific Ocean 

    	 Privacy &amp; serenity, and great rates for CL readers. 

Sequoia Beach Dreamery is a great place for kids too, but this time ... how about just the two of you?

NOTE: MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: 4 people. No more than 4 people on the property at any one time, including children and/or guests. No smoking.  No pets.

See below for booking information.

&#9658;___ DETAILED DESCRIPTION ______&#9668;

PAMPER YOURSELF WITH HYDROMASSAGE

Gently soak away urban stress in the luxury 'Hot Spring' spa. The outdoors hot tub soothes your aches with therapeutic 'hydro massage'.  In this top-of-the-line spa, powerful water jets relax every muscle group -- relief is just moments away.

SHOWER IN THE NUDE 

Most people do in fact shower in the nude (heh, heh) Â but rarely outdoors. Now you can with the private outdoor shower. With both hot and cold running water, you can shower in nature among the towering Sequoias. After a brisk swim in the creek or soaking in the hot tub, you can even do the hot-cold-hot-cold CHA CHA CHA. Why not? NobodyÂs watching. 

RUSSIAN RIVER RESORT &amp; SONOMA COAST -- SO MUCH ... SO CLOSE

The Dreamery is located in the Russian River resort area, about 90 minutes from the Golden Gate. You'll be near world-class wineries, restaurants, spectacular scenery, Northwood golf course, Armstrong Woods Redwood Preserve (tallest tree: 310 ft.; oldest 1,400 years), Jenner by-the-Sea, and the wild and breathtaking Sonoma Coast beaches. The area is also famous for cycling on Fort Ross and King Ridge roads. With hiking, horseback riding, kayaking, and more nearby ... outdoor activities abound in this eco-tourist paradise. However, once you get to the peaceful setting of the Dreamery, you may not (ever!) want to leave. 

	 Private and peaceful waterfront location (not cheek-to-jowl with neighbors left and right)

	 Comfortable beds / Quality linens / Real down comforters 

	 Clean, Clean, Clean

	 No cleaning fee is charged if you leave the place in good shape. (Most vacation homes charge extra). 

	 Four different ways to make coffee   

	 You can even book an in-home massage

	 Have it all, or get away from it all -- your choice 

PARADISE GROVE -- PEACEFUL SERENITY PREDATES COLUMBUS 

A single-level bungalow, the Dreamery is set on a bend on pristine Austin Creek -- one of the cleanest watersheds in California. Large picture windows frame tranquil views of creek and verdant forest. The 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath home features an all-redwood living room, open-beam ceilings, and gourmet cook's kitchen. Both bedrooms open onto a spacious deck overlooking the creek, beach, and swimming hole.  The 1/2 acre of privacy includes a grove of centuries-old redwoods that predate Columbus, lots of light, and a calming Japanese garden.  The year-round creek is home to giant blue heron, egrets, river otter, and ducks. This is arguably the most beautiful spot on Austin Creek.

It's an easy 1/2 mile walk or bike ride to the hamlet of Cazadero where you will find a real "country store." A coffee shop/bakery is even closer. A short scenic drive brings you to the Sonoma beaches and coastline where the Russian River meets the mighty Pacific Ocean. And even if the coast is socked in with FOG, youÂll be protected in the sunny Âbanana beltÂ micro-climate with all-day sun (Feb. to Nov.).

WORKING VACATION?

The Dreamery also features an in-home computer for guest use. The setup offers free high-speed cable Internet and includes Wi-Fi access in case you want to bring your own wireless laptop.  ÂWorking VacationÂ anyone?

IN-HOME MASSAGE AVAILABLE

To help you feel pampered when you visit, you can even order an in-home massage by an experienced massage therapist from the famed Osmosis Spa ÂÂ one of the top ten day spas in the United States. YouÂll receive more info about the massage option after you make your Dreamery reservation. Or, feel free to reply to this post to receive info in advance.

FIREPLACE, WINE, AND SO MUCH MORE 

Also included: newer 5-burner gas range, newer carpeting, forced-air central heat, fridge, microwave, toaster oven, telephone, espresso maker, gas BBQ, washer and dryer, CD/MP3/iPod stereo with a music library, TV/DVD/VCR with a video library (no cable TV, but lots of movie videos), book library, a complimentary bottle of Sonoma county wine, and more.

&#9658;___ SORRY: ABSOLUTELY NO SMOKING, NO PETS, NO "PARTY ANIMALS"______&#9668;

The Dreamery is a smoke-free, pet-free environment ... including, please, no "party animals" (not a "party house"). For fire and safety reasons, smoking is not allowed ANYWHERE  on the property. If you or anyone in your party smokes, PLEASE find another place to book. 

&#9658;___NO MORE THAN 4 PEOPLE MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY ______&#9668;

Maximum occupancy is no more than 4 people at any one time -- including children and/or guests. House sleeps 4 people comfortably.

This lovely setting is an easy-to-get-to getaway ... paved-road access right to the Japanese garden entrance. 

If you're looking for a special retreat for gentle pursuits like romancing, relaxing, reading, writing, and of course ... dreaming, it doesn't get any better than the Dreamery. 

&#9658;___BOOKINGS AND INFORMATION - ASK FOR CRAIGÂS LIST DISCOUNTS ______&#9668;

	 2-3 DAYS - ($215/night) 
	 1 WEEK - $1095 ($156/night)

Excluding major holidays, must ask for discount at time of reservation.

CALL OR EMAIL: Ellen DeProto or Nicki Hanson
Russian River Vacation Homes 
E-mail: Ellen@riverhomes.com
E-mail: Nicki@riverhomes.com

1-800-310-0804 (in California) 
1-800-997-3312 (in U.S. and Canada - outside California) 
+ 707-869-9030 (local and international)

* Notes: Rentals of less than 31 days require collection of 9% hotel tax plus 2% County Business Improvement Area tax. The rental agency charges a $20.00 booking fee. A fully refundable security deposit is required equal to one-half the rental amount.
 
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&#9658;___VIEW MORE PHOTOS, AVAILABILITY CALENDAR, &amp; BOOK ONLINE at the FOLLOWING WEB LINK:

http://www.riverhomes.com/homes/html/176-01/index.html
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&#9658;___DISCOUNTS FOR CRAIGÂS LIST READERS ___&#9668;


	 2-3 DAYS                           - $215/night
	 1 WEEK - $1095                 - $156/night
Excluding holidays, must ask for discount at time of reservation.
	
&#9658;___SCROLL TO END TO SEE PHOTOS ___&#9668;

&#9658;___VIEW AVAILABILITY CALENDAR, more photos, and BOOK ONLINE at the following Web link: 
http://www.riverhomes.com/homes/html/176-01/index.html 

IMAGINE ÂTHE DREAMERYÂ

	 A lovely, comfy, 2-bedroom cottage beautifully sited on clear, clean Austin creek 

    	 Spacious deck to enjoy nature, the creek, beach, and swimming hole

    	 Luxury hot tub/spa from which to star gaze

    	 Hot-water shower outdoors at the foot of magnificent old-growth redwoods

    	 Fully equipped kitchen, a complimentary bottle of California wine

    	 New desktop computer with high-speed cable Internet, or use your laptop with Wi-Fi

    	 Nearby bakery,  romantic wood-burning fireplace

    	 Fog-Free micro-climate with the Pacific and gorgeous Sonoma coast nearby

    	 Easy-to-get-to getaway ... no long gravel or steep narrow roads to negotiate

    	 Just 98 minutes from the Golden Gate Bridge, 15 min. to Pacific Ocean 

    	 Privacy & serenity, and great rates for CL readers. 

Sequoia Beach Dreamery is a great place for kids too, but this time ... how about just the two of you?

NOTE: MAXIMUM OCCUPANCY: 4 people. No more than 4 people on the property at any one time, including children and/or guests. No smoking.  No pets.

See below for booking information.

&#9658;___ DETAILED DESCRIPTION ______&#9668;

PAMPER YOURSELF WITH HYDROMASSAGE

Gently soak away urban stress in the luxury 'Hot Spring' spa. The outdoors hot tub soothes your aches with therapeutic 'hydro massage'.  In this top-of-the-line spa, powerful water jets relax every muscle group -- relief is just moments away.

SHOWER IN THE NUDE 

Most people do in fact shower in the nude (heh, heh) Â but rarely outdoors. Now you can with the private outdoor shower. With both hot and cold running water, you can shower in nature among the towering Sequoias. After a brisk swim in the creek or soaking in the hot tub, you can even do the hot-cold-hot-cold CHA CHA CHA. Why not? NobodyÂs watching. 

RUSSIAN RIVER RESORT & SONOMA COAST -- SO MUCH ... SO CLOSE

The Dreamery is located in the Russian River resort area, about 90 minutes from the Golden Gate. You'll be near world-class wineries, restaurants, spectacular scenery, Northwood golf course, Armstrong Woods Redwood Preserve (tallest tree: 310 ft.; oldest 1,400 years), Jenner by-the-Sea, and the wild and breathtaking Sonoma Coast beaches. The area is also famous for cycling on Fort Ross and King Ridge roads. With hiking, horseback riding, kayaking, and more nearby ... outdoor activities abound in this eco-tourist paradise. However, once you get to the peaceful setting of the Dreamery, you may not (ever!) want to leave. 

	 Private and peaceful waterfront location (not cheek-to-jowl with neighbors left and right)

	 Comfortable beds / Quality linens / Real down comforters 

	 Clean, Clean, Clean

	 No cleaning fee is charged if you leave the place in good shape. (Most vacation homes charge extra). 

	 Four different ways to make coffee   

	 You can even book an in-home massage

	 Have it all, or get away from it all -- your choice 

PARADISE GROVE -- PEACEFUL SERENITY PREDATES COLUMBUS 

A single-level bungalow, the Dreamery is set on a bend on pristine Austin Creek -- one of the cleanest watersheds in California. Large picture windows frame tranquil views of creek and verdant forest. The 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath home features an all-redwood living room, open-beam ceilings, and gourmet cook's kitchen. Both bedrooms open onto a spacious deck overlooking the creek, beach, and swimming hole.  The 1/2 acre of privacy includes a grove of centuries-old redwoods that predate Columbus, lots of light, and a calming Japanese garden.  The year-round creek is home to giant blue heron, egrets, river otter, and ducks. This is arguably the most beautiful spot on Austin Creek.

It's an easy 1/2 mile walk or bike ride to the hamlet of Cazadero where you will find a real "country store." A coffee shop/bakery is even closer. A short scenic drive brings you to the Sonoma beaches and coastline where the Russian River meets the mighty Pacific Ocean. And even if the coast is socked in with FOG, youÂll be protected in the sunny Âbanana beltÂ micro-climate with all-day sun (Feb. to Nov.).

WORKING VACATION?

The Dreamery also features an in-home computer for guest use. The setup offers free high-speed cable Internet and includes Wi-Fi access in case you want to bring your own wireless laptop.  ÂWorking VacationÂ anyone?

IN-HOME MASSAGE AVAILABLE

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<title>{NORTH AMERICA &gt; RENTALS} - 3bdrm/2bath apartment-1 room avail. Move-in ASAP! (albany / el cerrito) $525</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">We are 2 gay guys living in south El Cerrito near Central Ave. and Carlson Blvd. We are 4 blocks from the El Cerrito Plaza, BART, and 5 blocks from I-80/I-580. PG&E and Comcast Internet which are split 3 ways. The neighborhood is very safe and you can feel comfortable walking about late at night.
	
	The apartment is on the second floor of a 4-plex apartment building. We have a large living room, complete with a wood burning fireplace, sofas, and 4 closets. Connected, is our kitchen and dining space, and sliding glass doors out to the deck. The kitchen has an electric stove and oven, fridge, dishwasher, sink, and tons of storage space. From the deck you can see the North Berkeley hills, the rest of El Cerrito and parts of Richmond, as well as San Francisco on a clear day. There is a shared bathroom next to the living room and the two rooms that primarily use it. Inside the shared bathroom is shower with tub, toilet, and full sink, as well as a skylight. There is a personal bathroom in the master bedroom at the end of the hall. We have two gas heaters with separate control boxes, but we rarely use them; they guzzle gas. There is a garage attached to the building, but we use it primarily for personal storage. We are not looking for someone who wishes to fill our garage as a storage space either. The driveway in front of the garage is already occupied by a roommate, but there is plenty of parking on the street or nearby.
	
	We would prefer someone who is either a gay male or at least gay friendly, so as to not cause any uncomfortable situations. Prefer you to be under 30, financially stable, with great credit, and an amazing personality. The room available, is 9'wide x 14'long with a closet 9'wideX 2'deep &amp; as high as the ceiling. The closet has 2 sliding doors. There is a cable hookup in the wall, but we do not have Comcast Cable-TV. We do have Comcast Internet and the router and modem hookup is in the room available. The modem receives the best signal in that portion of the house, however. If you ask nicely, you can use the 27" Magnavox TV in your room, otherwise it will most likely be in the living room for all to use. 

	The 2 current roommates are Jim and William, both of us are 23, so, someone close to our age is preferred. Jim is a painting/drawing major at California College of the Arts, and William is a glass blowing graduate from CCA. There are lots of paintings on the walls and glass creations in the house. We enjoy spinning poi on the deck, listening to loud music (keeping in mind of our neighbor downstairs), video games, social lives, and most importantly: paying bills on time.</summary>
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<td width="100%" style="font:9pt Verdana,Arial,Sans-serif;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;font-variant:small-caps;">Sfbay.Craigslist.Org</span> - We are 2 gay guys living in south El Cerrito near Central Ave. and Carlson Blvd. We are 4 blocks from the El Cerrito Plaza, BART, and 5 blocks from I-80/I-580. PG&E and Comcast Internet which are split 3 ways. The neighborhood is very safe and you can feel comfortable walking about late at night.
	
	The apartment is on the second floor of a 4-plex apartment building. We have a large living room, complete with a wood burning fireplace, sofas, and 4 closets. Connected, is our kitchen and dining space, and sliding glass doors out to the deck. The kitchen has an electric stove and oven, fridge, dishwasher, sink, and tons of storage space. From the deck you can see the North Berkeley hills, the rest of El Cerrito and parts of Richmond, as well as San Francisco on a clear day. There is a shared bathroom next to the living room and the two rooms that primarily use it. Inside the shared bathroom is shower with tub, toilet, and full sink, as well as a skylight. There is a personal bathroom in the master bedroom at the end of the hall. We have two gas heaters with separate control boxes, but we rarely use them; they guzzle gas. There is a garage attached to the building, but we use it primarily for personal storage. We are not looking for someone who wishes to fill our garage as a storage space either. The driveway in front of the garage is already occupied by a roommate, but there is plenty of parking on the street or nearby.
	
	We would prefer someone who is either a gay male or at least gay friendly, so as to not cause any uncomfortable situations. Prefer you to be under 30, financially stable, with great credit, and an amazing personality. The room available, is 9'wide x 14'long with a closet 9'wideX 2'deep & as high as the ceiling. The closet has 2 sliding doors. There is a cable hookup in the wall, but we do not have Comcast Cable-TV. We do have Comcast Internet and the router and modem hookup is in the room available. The modem receives the best signal in that portion of the house, however. If you ask nicely, you can use the 27" Magnavox TV in your room, otherwise it will most likely be in the living room for all to use. 

	The 2 current roommates are Jim and William, both of us are 23, so, someone close to our age is preferred. Jim is a painting/drawing major at California College of the Arts, and William is a glass blowing graduate from CCA. There are lots of paintings on the walls and glass creations in the house. We enjoy spinning poi on the deck, listening to loud music (keeping in mind of our neighbor downstairs), video games, social lives, and most importantly: paying bills on time.<blockquote style="background:#FAFAFA;border:1px dotted #E6E6E6;font:italic 10pt Times New Roman;padding:9px;">3bdrm/2bath apartment-1 room avail. Move-in ASAP! {...} </blockquote><div style="font:8pt Verdana,Arial;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;">Published:</span> October 9, 2008, 8:44 am - <span style="color:#808080;">Indexed:</span> October 9, 2008, 10:54 am - <span style="color:#808080;">Page Size:</span>&nbsp;7KB</div><div style="font:8pt Verdana,Arial;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;">Category:</span> <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/">Regional</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/">North America</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/">United States</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/">California</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/">Metro Areas</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/">San Francisco Bay Area</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/business-and-economy/">Business and Economy</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/business-and-economy/real-estate/">Real Estate</a> &gt;  <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/regional/north-america/united-states/california/metro-areas/san-francisco-bay-area/business-and-economy/real-estate/rentals/"><b>Rentals</b></a></div></td></tr></table>
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<title>{ENTERTAINMENT &gt; PUBLICATIONS AND MEDIA} - Weird Al: Forefather of the YouTube Spoof</title>
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When "Weird Al" Yankovic packs for the road, he brings the following items: One red leather Michael Jackson jacket, one foam-rubber double chin, one Segway, one garden hoe, one silver dress suit, five Amish beards, five Jedi robes, and two accordions. That's actually just a partial inventory, as Yankovic employs so many costumes and hairpieces during his shows that a makeshift dressing room must be set up directly behind the stage&mdash;a sort of musical-parody triage unit. His performances usually last two and a half hours, and between each song he slips back to this space, where a wardrobe assistant affixes whatever wig or fake appendage he needs for the next number. When he reemerges, he'll have morphed into one of his countless music-video personas: There's Yankovic as the bearded laborer from "Amish Paradise" (a riff on Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"), as the marble-mouthed grunge singer from "Smells Like Nirvana" (a satire of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"), and as the diet-obsessed nag from "Eat It" (a parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"). At some point, Yankovic will switch into an old bowling shirt or thick, aviator-style glasses, his standard uniform in the '80s and '90s: Yankovic has been imitating others for so long that nowadays he occasionally has to imitate himself.





 

 Weird Al Yankovich "Hey Ricky"

  






This year marks the 25th anniversary of Yankovic's first music video, "Ricky," in which he reimagined Toni Basil's "Mickey" as an ode to I Love Lucy. The clip introduced the world to an accordion-playing spaz with a coif like Rick James and a voice like an urgent goose. Though many people at the time considered Yankovic to be thoroughly disposable&mdash;just another Reagan- era fad, like parachute pants or the Contras&mdash;he never went away. In fact, Yankovic had his biggest hit just two years ago, when he reworked Chamillionaire's rap hit "Ridin'" as the geek-pride anthem "White &amp; Nerdy" ("X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em / The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em"). The song was Yankovic's first track to break the Billboard Top 10.


But Yankovic isn't just popular. He is also the unlikely forefather of the infectious, hyperlinked, quasi-referential comedy that's become the lingua franca of the Web. Yankovic's influence can be seen in the slow-jam pinings of Obama Girl, the cross-cultural pairings that turn Yoda and SpongeBob SquarePants into hardcore rappers, and in the nimble hands of that couch potato who farts out "Bohemian Rhapsody" with his palms (1.8 million YouTube views and counting). You can even detect traces of his style in the perfectly metered wordplay of "Lazy Sunday," the 2005 Saturday Night Live short that earned YouTube&mdash;and viral humor&mdash;its first barrage of mainstream attention. "Ever since I was old enough to listen to music, I've been listening to Weird Al," says 30-year-old "Sunday" cocreator Andy Samberg. "For my generation, he's a huge influence."






 

 Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2

  



Much like the big-name artists he once so expertly spoofed, Yankovic now inspires not just imitators but also competitors. He'll soon commence work on his 13th studio album, which will have to compete against his own singsongy progeny&mdash;the amateur satirists who can devise, record, and edit their own parodies in days, if not hours. To make matters more complicated, whereas Yankovic could once mine such inexhaustible icons as Jackson and Nirvana for laughs, he now has to contend with the likes of Jessica Simpson or Kevin Federline&mdash;celebrities who are more or less already self-parodies. Being a music satirist in 2008 is a bit like being a political cartoonist after the Harding administration: too many easy targets, too few sacred idols.


"Back in the '80s, 'Purple Rain' would be number one for half a year," Yankovic says. "You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars. That makes it more difficult for me."



	 Weird Al's 10 Greatest Hits
	
		Go and ahead and fire up YouTube. We'll wait.
	







But if there's any wisdom to be divined from Yankovic's success, it's that nothing&mdash;not critical slags nor commercial slumps nor a middling creative economy&mdash;can quash an ingeniously crafted spoof. "When he struck gold with 'Nerdy,' I thought that was the coolest thing," says musician Ben Folds, who played piano on a cut on Yankovic's album Poodle Hat. "The music-business ship is going down, and Weird Al is standing on the bow, rockin' out."


Yankovic lives in Los Angeles,in a house with a pool in the front and a view of Ricardo Montalban's estate in the back. On a midsummer afternoon, he greets me wearing a polo shirt, jeans, and a pair of Crocs and promptly gives me a tour of his home. Previous tenants include marijuana advocate Jack Margolis and, later, corpulent rapper Heavy D, who left behind a plus-size shower and an industrial-grade oven. Yankovic has heard a rumor that the property was once used as an adult-film set. "That's the history of this place," he says. "Drugs, rap, porn, and the Yankovics."


Yankovic turns 49 in October and remains lithe enough to execute high kicks and back bends during his performances. His hair, graying only slightly, is absolutely volcanic: two long sheaths of curls that are parted down the middle and hang to his shoulders. (He still occasionally grows out his mustache, but in his live act he impersonates Eminem and Taylor Hicks&mdash;excess facial hair screws with the verisimilitude.) Most first-time guests are encouraged to ride the Segway used in the "White &amp; Nerdy" video, but alas, it has already been packed away for an upcoming tour. Still, there's no shortage of Yankovic memorabilia, including a closet lined with Hawaiian-print shirts and rows of out-of-production Vans sneakers. At one point, I turn a corner in a hallway and spot a full-size promotional cardboard cutout depicting Yankovic from his mid-'80s period. This is the Al I all but deified back when he was opening his concerts with a gurney and a chain saw (for "Like a Surgeon"), when albums like "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D were stone-cold fourth-grade classics, and when no other performer was so adept at embracing popular culture while simultaneously mocking it.


Near the kitchen there's a life-size Yoda, a leftover from the Star Wars-themed birthday party that Yankovic recently threw for his 5-year-old daughter, Nina. He's been married since 2001 to Suzanne Krajewski, a former film and TV executive he met through Bill Mumy, the Lost in Space child star who's also a part-time novelty musician. "We had this relationship where we talked over the phone for weeks," Yankovic says. "Going to meet her for our first date, I was like, 'I hope she's cute, 'cause I just might marry her.'" Yankovic says this with an abrupt giggle&mdash;in fact, he says just about everything with an abrupt giggle and often follows up even the slightest introspective remark with a self-deprecating jab. Before meeting Yankovic, I half-feared he would turn out to be one of those childhood heroes who ages into a twisted, bitter dick. But rest assured: Weird Al is thoroughly, comfortingly awesome.






 

 Weird Al Yankovic "Another One Rides The Bus"

  



Raised in the LA suburb of Lynwood, Yankovic's first moment of onstage asininity was the high school valedictory speech he delivered in 1976. "I went into a rant about how the polar ice caps are going to melt and drown us all," he remembers. "It was this crazed Howard Beale kind of thing. People were freaked out." Throughout high school, Yankovic had been recording comedy songs and submitting his cassette demos to Dr. Demento, the novelty-record radio host whose weekly broadcast helped popularize such one-offs as "The Purple People Eater" and "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Demento listened to Yankovic's early tracks, not knowing quite what to make of the fog-thick whir of accordion. "At the time, the accordion was about as unhip as you could get," says Demento, aka Barret Eugene Hansen.


Early Yankovic singles like "Another One Rides the Bus" and "My Bologna" were recorded with minimal orchestration&mdash;sometimes just a drumbeat backing Yankovic's playing (today "Bus" sounds like a gypsy-punk number). But because he was cracking wise about junk food and public transportation, the songs were funny even to people who didn't care for the original versions. "Bologna" earned enough national attention to warrant him a onetime deal with Capitol Records for the single. But he struggled to get an album contract.







 

 Weird Al Yankovic "My Bologna"

  



"Song parodies are considered the lowest form of comedy," Yankovic says. "At the time, labels figured that novelty artists sell singles, not albums, and the record industry wasn't in the business of selling singles." He eventually signed with Scotti Brothers, an independent label distributed by CBS and also home to Survivor and James Brown. Beginning in 1983, Yankovic recorded and released five albums on Scotti, including "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D (featuring the song "Eat It," which earned him a Grammy at the age of 25), Dare to Be Stupid, and his much-heralded response to Michael Jackson's Bad, dubbed Even Worse. All three were a mix of parodies and genre-spoofing original compositions, and all three went platinum. Apparently, plenty of people could relate to Yankovic, even in era when Dagobah jokes were considered a sign of weakness. "I took a lot of shit in school for having a strange sense of humor," says Seth Green, 34, cocreator of Robot Chicken. "Then this guy comes out who's named Weird, and people are loving him. All of a sudden, I can point to someone and say, 'Hey, I'm not the only one who thinks and feels this way.'"


Indeed, Yankovic quickly became an outcast hero, and by the late '80s a good portion of the country's weekly allowance was being spent on the likes of Even Worse. "For a number of years, I was a cash cow for Scotti Brothers," Yankovic says, "which put me in an uncomfortable situation: If they weren't having a good year, it was like, 'Where's the next Weird Al record?'" Occasionally, Yankovic would be coerced into lampooning a particular song, and as a result, his back catalog is not without its share of regrets: "'Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch,'" he sighs, "was parody done under duress."







 

 Weird Al Yankovic "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch"

  



Yankovic's most fertile targets were global stars&mdash;mega-artists like Jackson and Madonna who had distinctive musical and visual styles that Yankovic could exaggerate for effect. "Everybody was watching the same videos," he says of the pre-Laguna Beach era on MTV, when the network functioned as a sort of national radio station. "Viewers memorized every detail, every nuance, which made my job so much easier: If you've got those images ingrained in your head, all you have to do is tweak them a little bit and it's comedy gold."


It might seem ludicrous to treat musical parody as an art form, but in fact there are a few subtle distinctions between Yankovic's material and the countless wacky wake-up-show spoofs that followed in his wake. (Yankovic inspired so many imitators that one fan created the Not Al Page, a fight-the-rip-offs Web site that lists years' worth of misattributed songs.) Consider a tune like 1986's "Living With a Hernia," a send-up of James Brown's "Living in America." Like all Yankovic tracks, it's the result of thorough research. "Before I even begin thinking of jokes, I bombard myself with information," he says. "I could probably still name three or four of the top 10 hernias."


By the end of "Hernia," Yankovic is giving ailment-specific shout-outs like "Epigastric!" and "Richter's hernia!" He has also made a point of avoiding topicality, and so, two decades after the release of "Hernia," there's nothing that dates its humor (except for the era of the original, of course). This is the kind of obsessive dedication that gives his songs an indefinite lifespan. "Ninety percent of all parody songs are terrible," says Paul Scheer, a member of the comedy troupe Human Giant. "But whereas a lot of people just rhyme things and push out words because they sound familiar, Al creates funny juxtapositions and social satire. There's something timeless in the sentiment of the songs. He's kind of like Aerosmith&mdash;he'll always have a new group of kids discovering him."


In 1989, Yankovic tried to expand his multimedia lampoonery to film, cowriting and starring in UHF, the story of a low-wattage, lowbrow TV station that broadcasts such gonzo shows as Conan the Librarian and Wheel of Fish. "I had my hopes built up a bit because the movie tested extremely well," he says. "The studio thought, 'Oh, this is going to be our big summer movie.' It tanked and got terrible reviews."


Much like Office Space, UHF needed a few years to gestate before it found its audience. "It's so committed to being ridiculous," SNL's Samberg says. "Yankovic is a good example of a comedian who does really smart-slash-stupid stuff, which a lot of people dismiss as stupid-stupid. I always wished Weird Al had made more movies." Today, UHF's smash-and-grab tactic of jumbling together as many television, film, and music references as possible presages modern viral-video consumption habits; watching it now is a bit like watching YouTube: The Movie.


After UHF flopped, Yankovic waited three years before releasing a new album, by which point perennial marks like Jackson and Madonna were funny enough on their own, turning white and releasing S&M coffee table books. So Yankovic shifted his attention to the frowny denizens of hip hop and alt-rock, which he mined for such hits as "Amish Paradise" and "Smells Like Nirvana." The former song inspired a Behind the Music segment about Yankovic's feud with Coolio&mdash;exaggerated, Yankovic says&mdash;while the latter prompted a mash note from its victim. "Yankovic," Kurt Cobain wrote in a journal entry from the early '90s, "is America's modern pop-rock genius." ("I don't know if he was being facetious or what," Yankovic says now.)


He has always made it a policy to be sure the original artists sign off on his parodies, and by the '90s, most musicians had come to view being spoofed by Yankovic as a career milestone. The songs are also a source of further profit&mdash;Yankovic splits his royalties with the songwriters. But Yankovic's 2003 album, Poodle Hat, was crippled when Eminem refused to authorize a video for a "Lose Yourself" parody called "Couch Potato." Yankovic had already secured permission for the song, but Eminem nixed the video at the last minute. "I didn't have a direct line to him," Yankovic says. "I couldn't pick up the phone and say, 'Hey man, what's your problem?'" Poodle Hat would be Yankovic's lowest-selling effort in almost two decades, and though he could still book months-long tours, it seemed that Yankovic was becoming a nostalgia act.





 

 Weird Al Yankovic "Couch Potato"

  



Then, in the middle of this commercial lull, his parents died from carbon monoxide poisoning, the result of a closed fireplace flue. Yankovic got the news while he was on tour&mdash;he had a show scheduled for that evening in Appleton, Wisconsin. He went onstage anyway, continuing the tour for nearly seventy tour dates.


"It wound up being a good thing for me to continue working through it," he says. "Because if I didn't have anything to distract me, I probably would have spiraled into an even deeper depression. For a couple of hours each night, I could go onstage and put on a big fake smile and pretend like everything was just OK."


A few days after my visit to Yankovic's house, we're in the Las Vegas airport, where he has arrived to begin a 47-stop summer tour. As he walks through baggage claim, he points to a casino advertisement featuring the grinning visage of Carrot Top. "Remember how I told you that music parody was the lowest form of comedy?" he says. "I forgot about prop comics."


The next day, we're at the Henderson Pavilion, a 6,000-person concert hall about 13 miles from the Strip. Yankovic heads to his dressing room to get ready; meanwhile, I wait in the Pavilion hallway. A group of stormtroopers loiter nearby, helmets in hand. He enlisted members of the 501st Legion&mdash;"the world's definitive Imperial Costuming Organization"&mdash;to perform a kick line during "The Saga Begins," his 1999 Lucasfilm homage, and the troopers are going over their cues. Darth Vader is here, too, but just as we're talking about Yankovic's exalted stature within the Star Wars community, the Sith Lord is interrupted by a cell phone call.


Shortly after 8 pm, Yankovic walks to the front of the stage, accordion in hand and one eyebrow raised deviously. For the most part, he'll play recent material, along with a few early hits like "Eat It" and "Yoda." But the highlight of the evening is when Yankovic dons a red doo-rag, Segways onto the stage, and proceeds to rap "White &amp; Nerdy." The audience members&mdash;most of whom fit the song's titular demographic&mdash;let out a cheer and start head-bobbing awkwardly to the music.


Just when he needed it, "Nerdy" gave Yankovic a pan-generational hit&mdash;a song that not only appealed to younger listeners but also reminded first-wave fans that they hadn't outgrown a well-placed Star Trek joke. When the song was released in 2006, more than seven years had elapsed since Yankovic's last big single, a pre-Poodle Hat spoof of Puff Daddy's " It's All About the Benjamins," dubbed "It's All About the Pentiums." Like that song, "Nerdy" intertwined the languages of both hip hop and the Web, two entities that barely existed when Yankovic started his career but that have since replaced pop music and television as his favorite muses.


Indeed, while Yankovic released "Pentiums" primarily through traditional channels like MTV and VH1, "Nerdy" debuted on the Internet. His video for the single was a bombardment of geek lifestyle jokes (making edits to Wikipedia, pointing to the rims on his Prius), and it went viral instantly. It remains a fixture among YouTube's most-viewed clips.


But that's just the problem: The Internet celebrates his dorky inclinations and his videos&mdash;just as it celebrates anyone with a song gag and a webcam. Today on YouTube you can find homemade parodies of everything from Usher's "Love in This Club" ("Scrub in the Tub," "Lunch in This Pub") to Rihanna's "Umbrella" ("My Nutella"). This situation is complicated by the demise of the megastar: Hit songs are now heard by fewer people, and they come and go much more quickly. Chamillionaire's "Ridin'" may have been a chart-topper&mdash;but only for a matter of weeks, not months.


"Nerdy" succeeded anyway, and to understand why, it helps to look at the zip file that Yankovic forwarded me before we got to the Henderson. It contained hundreds of pages of lyrics, notes, and various working drafts of the songs on his latest album, Straight Outta Lynwood. In the final version of "White &amp; Nerdy," Yankovic sings that he's "Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces / I know pi to a thousand places." Earlier versions include: "Got people killin' for my top eight spaces," "Gotta lotta Hobbits in my top eight spaces," "Got Stephen Hawking in my top eight spaces." All told, there are more than 200 unused lines for "White &amp; Nerdy." By the time he was finished, he'd reclaimed Chamillionaire's original so thoroughly, listeners didn't even need to know "Ridin'" to appreciate "Nerdy."


But diligence and high-production videos take time, and the industry that once spurned him as a singles artist has itself shifted toward quick-hit singles. Yankovic's years-long lag between albums now seems like an eternity, especially when compared with the first responders on the Web, who can work up a spoof&mdash;even if it's bad&mdash;before the flavor of the month has come and gone. "If anybody writes a bad review," Yankovic says, "the first thing they say is, 'He's doing Pussycat Dolls songs? Are they still relevant?'"


Toward the end of the Henderson show, Yankovic slips into the changing area and an assistant pulls out his final, most daunting costume of the night: the "Fat" suit. For those who have never seen Yankovic's Grammy-winning "Fat" video, the "Fat" suit is a pear-shaped wonder, a black ensemble adorned with excess buckles and zippers. The finishing touch is a grotesque prosthetic triple chin. Once transformed, Yankovic looks a bit like Tweedledee&mdash;if Tweedledee landed a job at a biker bar.


As the song's vamping bass line starts, Yankovic waddles his way through the curtain and executes a series of groin-grabs choreographed to cartoon sound effects. By this point in the evening, he's been running around in the hot desert air for almost two hours, but here he is, flailing about under layers of foam rubber, a roly-poly monument to comedic dedication.


A few days after the show, I search for a clip of the "Fat" performance on YouTube. Instead, I find a video of two teens in their living room, lip-syncing the song while wearing suspiciously puffy-looking sweatshirts. There are dozens of "Fat" reenacters on the Web, few old enough to remember the derision that used to greet Yankovic and his purposefully goofy parodies. As strange as it may seem, Yankovic is now an icon, and these kids are his pun-loving progeny: They will eagerly stuff a few pillows under their clothes, dance around the room, film it, then upload the results to YouTube for the rest of the world to see.

Like Weird Al, they dare to be stupid.

Brian Raftery (brianraftery@gmail.com) wrote about ROFLcon, the gathering of viral Web celebrities, in issue 16.07.
  

   
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When "Weird Al" Yankovic packs for the road, he brings the following items: One red leather Michael Jackson jacket, one foam-rubber double chin, one Segway, one garden hoe, one silver dress suit, five Amish beards, five Jedi robes, and two accordions. That's actually just a partial inventory, as Yankovic employs so many costumes and hairpieces during his shows that a makeshift dressing room must be set up directly behind the stage&mdash;a sort of musical-parody triage unit. His performances usually last two and a half hours, and between each song he slips back to this space, where a wardrobe assistant affixes whatever wig or fake appendage he needs for the next number. When he reemerges, he'll have morphed into one of his countless music-video personas: There's Yankovic as the bearded laborer from "Amish Paradise" (a riff on Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"), as the marble-mouthed grunge singer from "Smells Like Nirvana" (a satire of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"), and as the diet-obsessed nag from "Eat It" (a parody of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"). At some point, Yankovic will switch into an old bowling shirt or thick, aviator-style glasses, his standard uniform in the '80s and '90s: Yankovic has been imitating others for so long that nowadays he occasionally has to imitate himself.





 

 Weird Al Yankovich "Hey Ricky"

  






This year marks the 25th anniversary of Yankovic's first music video, "Ricky," in which he reimagined Toni Basil's "Mickey" as an ode to I Love Lucy. The clip introduced the world to an accordion-playing spaz with a coif like Rick James and a voice like an urgent goose. Though many people at the time considered Yankovic to be thoroughly disposable&mdash;just another Reagan- era fad, like parachute pants or the Contras&mdash;he never went away. In fact, Yankovic had his biggest hit just two years ago, when he reworked Chamillionaire's rap hit "Ridin'" as the geek-pride anthem "White & Nerdy" ("X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em / The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em"). The song was Yankovic's first track to break the Billboard Top 10.


But Yankovic isn't just popular. He is also the unlikely forefather of the infectious, hyperlinked, quasi-referential comedy that's become the lingua franca of the Web. Yankovic's influence can be seen in the slow-jam pinings of Obama Girl, the cross-cultural pairings that turn Yoda and SpongeBob SquarePants into hardcore rappers, and in the nimble hands of that couch potato who farts out "Bohemian Rhapsody" with his palms (1.8 million YouTube views and counting). You can even detect traces of his style in the perfectly metered wordplay of "Lazy Sunday," the 2005 Saturday Night Live short that earned YouTube&mdash;and viral humor&mdash;its first barrage of mainstream attention. "Ever since I was old enough to listen to music, I've been listening to Weird Al," says 30-year-old "Sunday" cocreator Andy Samberg. "For my generation, he's a huge influence."






 

 Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2

  



Much like the big-name artists he once so expertly spoofed, Yankovic now inspires not just imitators but also competitors. He'll soon commence work on his 13th studio album, which will have to compete against his own singsongy progeny&mdash;the amateur satirists who can devise, record, and edit their own parodies in days, if not hours. To make matters more complicated, whereas Yankovic could once mine such inexhaustible icons as Jackson and Nirvana for laughs, he now has to contend with the likes of Jessica Simpson or Kevin Federline&mdash;celebrities who are more or less already self-parodies. Being a music satirist in 2008 is a bit like being a political cartoonist after the Harding administration: too many easy targets, too few sacred idols.


"Back in the '80s, 'Purple Rain' would be number one for half a year," Yankovic says. "You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars. That makes it more difficult for me."



	 Weird Al's 10 Greatest Hits
	
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But if there's any wisdom to be divined from Yankovic's success, it's that nothing&mdash;not critical slags nor commercial slumps nor a middling creative economy&mdash;can quash an ingeniously crafted spoof. "When he struck gold with 'Nerdy,' I thought that was the coolest thing," says musician Ben Folds, who played piano on a cut on Yankovic's album Poodle Hat. "The music-business ship is going down, and Weird Al is standing on the bow, rockin' out."


Yankovic lives in Los Angeles,in a house with a pool in the front and a view of Ricardo Montalban's estate in the back. On a midsummer afternoon, he greets me wearing a polo shirt, jeans, and a pair of Crocs and promptly gives me a tour of his home. Previous tenants include marijuana advocate Jack Margolis and, later, corpulent rapper Heavy D, who left behind a plus-size shower and an industrial-grade oven. Yankovic has heard a rumor that the property was once used as an adult-film set. "That's the history of this place," he says. "Drugs, rap, porn, and the Yankovics."


Yankovic turns 49 in October and remains lithe enough to execute high kicks and back bends during his performances. His hair, graying only slightly, is absolutely volcanic: two long sheaths of curls that are parted down the middle and hang to his shoulders. (He still occasionally grows out his mustache, but in his live act he impersonates Eminem and Taylor Hicks&mdash;excess facial hair screws with the verisimilitude.) Most first-time guests are encouraged to ride the Segway used in the "White & Nerdy" video, but alas, it has already been packed away for an upcoming tour. Still, there's no shortage of Yankovic memorabilia, including a closet lined with Hawaiian-print shirts and rows of out-of-production Vans sneakers. At one point, I turn a corner in a hallway and spot a full-size promotional cardboard cutout depicting Yankovic from his mid-'80s period. This is the Al I all but deified back when he was opening his concerts with a gurney and a chain saw (for "Like a Surgeon"), when albums like "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D were stone-cold fourth-grade classics, and when no other performer was so adept at embracing popular culture while simultaneously mocking it.


Near the kitchen there's a life-size Yoda, a leftover from the Star Wars-themed birthday party that Yankovic recently threw for his 5-year-old daughter, Nina. He's been married since 2001 to Suzanne Krajewski, a former film and TV executive he met through Bill Mumy, the Lost in Space child star who's also a part-time novelty musician. "We had this relationship where we talked over the phone for weeks," Yankovic says. "Going to meet her for our first date, I was like, 'I hope she's cute, 'cause I just might marry her.'" Yankovic says this with an abrupt giggle&mdash;in fact, he says just about everything with an abrupt giggle and often follows up even the slightest introspective remark with a self-deprecating jab. Before meeting Yankovic, I half-feared he would turn out to be one of those childhood heroes who ages into a twisted, bitter dick. But rest assured: Weird Al is thoroughly, comfortingly awesome.






 

 Weird Al Yankovic "Another One Rides The Bus"

  



Raised in the LA suburb of Lynwood, Yankovic's first moment of onstage asininity was the high school valedictory speech he delivered in 1976. "I went into a rant about how the polar ice caps are going to melt and drown us all," he remembers. "It was this crazed Howard Beale kind of thing. People were freaked out." Throughout high school, Yankovic had been recording comedy songs and submitting his cassette demos to Dr. Demento, the novelty-record radio host whose weekly broadcast helped popularize such one-offs as "The Purple People Eater" and "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Demento listened to Yankovic's early tracks, not knowing quite what to make of the fog-thick whir of accordion. "At the time, the accordion was about as unhip as you could get," says Demento, aka Barret Eugene Hansen.


Early Yankovic singles like "Another One Rides the Bus" and "My Bologna" were recorded with minimal orchestration&mdash;sometimes just a drumbeat backing Yankovic's playing (today "Bus" sounds like a gypsy-punk number). But because he was cracking wise about junk food and public transportation, the songs were funny even to people who didn't care for the original versions. "Bologna" earned enough national attention to warrant him a onetime deal with Capitol Records for the single. But he struggled to get an album contract.







 

 Weird Al Yankovic "My Bologna"

  



"Song parodies are considered the lowest form of comedy," Yankovic says. "At the time, labels figured that novelty artists sell singles, not albums, and the record industry wasn't in the business of selling singles." He eventually signed with Scotti Brothers, an independent label distributed by CBS and also home to Survivor and James Brown. Beginning in 1983, Yankovic recorded and released five albums on Scotti, including "Weird Al" Yankovic in 3-D (featuring the song "Eat It," which earned him a Grammy at the age of 25), Dare to Be Stupid, and his much-heralded response to Michael Jackson's Bad, dubbed Even Worse. All three were a mix of parodies and genre-spoofing original compositions, and all three went platinum. Apparently, plenty of people could relate to Yankovic, even in era when Dagobah jokes were considered a sign of weakness. "I took a lot of shit in school for having a strange sense of humor," says Seth Green, 34, cocreator of Robot Chicken. "Then this guy comes out who's named Weird, and people are loving him. All of a sudden, I can point to someone and say, 'Hey, I'm not the only one who thinks and feels this way.'"


Indeed, Yankovic quickly became an outcast hero, and by the late '80s a good portion of the country's weekly allowance was being spent on the likes of Even Worse. "For a number of years, I was a cash cow for Scotti Brothers," Yankovic says, "which put me in an uncomfortable situation: If they weren't having a good year, it was like, 'Where's the next Weird Al record?'" Occasionally, Yankovic would be coerced into lampooning a particular song, and as a result, his back catalog is not without its share of regrets: "'Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch,'" he sighs, "was parody done under duress."







 

 Weird Al Yankovic "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch"

  



Yankovic's most fertile targets were global stars&mdash;mega-artists like Jackson and Madonna who had distinctive musical and visual styles that Yankovic could exaggerate for effect. "Everybody was watching the same videos," he says of the pre-Laguna Beach era on MTV, when the network functioned as a sort of national radio station. "Viewers memorized every detail, every nuance, which made my job so much easier: If you've got those images ingrained in your head, all you have to do is tweak them a little bit and it's comedy gold."


It might seem ludicrous to treat musical parody as an art form, but in fact there are a few subtle distinctions between Yankovic's material and the countless wacky wake-up-show spoofs that followed in his wake. (Yankovic inspired so many imitators that one fan created the Not Al Page, a fight-the-rip-offs Web site that lists years' worth of misattributed songs.) Consider a tune like 1986's "Living With a Hernia," a send-up of James Brown's "Living in America." Like all Yankovic tracks, it's the result of thorough research. "Before I even begin thinking of jokes, I bombard myself with information," he says. "I could probably still name three or four of the top 10 hernias."


By the end of "Hernia," Yankovic is giving ailment-specific shout-outs like "Epigastric!" and "Richter's hernia!" He has also made a point of avoiding topicality, and so, two decades after the release of "Hernia," there's nothing that dates its humor (except for the era of the original, of course). This is the kind of obsessive dedication that gives his songs an indefinite lifespan. "Ninety percent of all parody songs are terrible," says Paul Scheer, a member of the comedy troupe Human Giant. "But whereas a lot of people just rhyme things and push out words because they sound familiar, Al creates funny juxtapositions and social satire. There's something timeless in the sentiment of the songs. He's kind of like Aerosmith&mdash;he'll always have a new group of kids discovering him."


In 1989, Yankovic tried to expand his multimedia lampoonery to film, cowriting and starring in UHF, the story of a low-wattage, lowbrow TV station that broadcasts such gonzo shows as Conan the Librarian and Wheel of Fish. "I had my hopes built up a bit because the movie tested extremely well," he says. "The studio thought, 'Oh, this is going to be our big summer movie.' It tanked and got terrible reviews."


Much like Office Space, UHF needed a few years to gestate before it found its audience. "It's so committed to being ridiculous," SNL's Samberg says. "Yankovic is a good example of a comedian who does really smart-slash-stupid stuff, which a lot of people dismiss as stupid-stupid. I always wished Weird Al had made more movies." Today, UHF's smash-and-grab tactic of jumbling together as many television, film, and music references as possible presages modern viral-video consumption habits; watching it now is a bit like watching YouTube: The Movie.


After UHF flopped, Yankovic waited three years before releasing a new album, by which point perennial marks like Jackson and Madonna were funny enough on their own, turning white and releasing S&M coffee table books. So Yankovic shifted his attention to the frowny denizens of hip hop and alt-rock, which he mined for such hits as "Amish Paradise" and "Smells Like Nirvana." The former song inspired a Behind the Music segment about Yankovic's feud with Coolio&mdash;exaggerated, Yankovic says&mdash;while the latter prompted a mash note from its victim. "Yankovic," Kurt Cobain wrote in a journal entry from the early '90s, "is America's modern pop-rock genius." ("I don't know if he was being facetious or what," Yankovic says now.)


He has always made it a policy to be sure the original artists sign off on his parodies, and by the '90s, most musicians had come to view being spoofed by Yankovic as a career milestone. The songs are also a source of further profit&mdash;Yankovic splits his royalties with the songwriters. But Yankovic's 2003 album, Poodle Hat, was crippled when Eminem refused to authorize a video for a "Lose Yourself" parody called "Couch Potato." Yankovic had already secured permission for the song, but Eminem nixed the video at the last minute. "I didn't have a direct line to him," Yankovic says. "I couldn't pick up the phone and say, 'Hey man, what's your problem?'" Poodle Hat would be Yankovic's lowest-selling effort in almost two decades, and though he could still book months-long tours, it seemed that Yankovic was becoming a nostalgia act.





 

 Weird Al Yankovic "Couch Potato"

  



Then, in the middle of this commercial lull, his parents died from carbon monoxide poisoning, the result of a closed fireplace flue. Yankovic got the news while he was on tour&mdash;he had a show scheduled for that evening in Appleton, Wisconsin. He went onstage anyway, continuing the tour for nearly seventy tour dates.


"It wound up being a good thing for me to continue working through it," he says. "Because if I didn't have anything to distract me, I probably would have spiraled into an even deeper depression. For a couple of hours each night, I could go onstage and put on a big fake smile and pretend like everything was just OK."


A few days after my visit to Yankovic's house, we're in the Las Vegas airport, where he has arrived to begin a 47-stop summer tour. As he walks through baggage claim, he points to a casino advertisement featuring the grinning visage of Carrot Top. "Remember how I told you that music parody was the lowest form of comedy?" he says. "I forgot about prop comics."


The next day, we're at the Henderson Pavilion, a 6,000-person concert hall about 13 miles from the Strip. Yankovic heads to his dressing room to get ready; meanwhile, I wait in the Pavilion hallway. A group of stormtroopers loiter nearby, helmets in hand. He enlisted members of the 501st Legion&mdash;"the world's definitive Imperial Costuming Organization"&mdash;to perform a kick line during "The Saga Begins," his 1999 Lucasfilm homage, and the troopers are going over their cues. Darth Vader is here, too, but just as we're talking about Yankovic's exalted stature within the Star Wars community, the Sith Lord is interrupted by a cell phone call.


Shortly after 8 pm, Yankovic walks to the front of the stage, accordion in hand and one eyebrow raised deviously. For the most part, he'll play recent material, along with a few early hits like "Eat It" and "Yoda." But the highlight of the evening is when Yankovic dons a red doo-rag, Segways onto the stage, and proceeds to rap "White & Nerdy." The audience members&mdash;most of whom fit the song's titular demographic&mdash;let out a cheer and start head-bobbing awkwardly to the music.


Just when he needed it, "Nerdy" gave Yankovic a pan-generational hit&mdash;a song that not only appealed to younger listeners but also reminded first-wave fans that they hadn't outgrown a well-placed Star Trek joke. When the song was released in 2006, more than seven years had elapsed since Yankovic's last big single, a pre-Poodle Hat spoof of Puff Daddy's " It's All About the Benjamins," dubbed "It's All About the Pentiums." Like that song, "Nerdy" intertwined the languages of both hip hop and the Web, two entities that barely existed when Yankovic started his career but that have since replaced pop music and television as his favorite muses.


Indeed, while Yankovic released "Pentiums" primarily through traditional channels like MTV and VH1, "Nerdy" debuted on the Internet. His video for the single was a bombardment of geek lifestyle jokes (making edits to Wikipedia, pointing to the rims on his Prius), and it went viral instantly. It remains a fixture among YouTube's most-viewed clips.


But that's just the problem: The Internet celebrates his dorky inclinations and his videos&mdash;just as it celebrates anyone with a song gag and a webcam. Today on YouTube you can find homemade parodies of everything from Usher's "Love in This Club" ("Scrub in the Tub," "Lunch in This Pub") to Rihanna's "Umbrella" ("My Nutella"). This situation is complicated by the demise of the megastar: Hit songs are now heard by fewer people, and they come and go much more quickly. Chamillionaire's "Ridin'" may have been a chart-topper&mdash;but only for a matter of weeks, not months.


"Nerdy" succeeded anyway, and to understand why, it helps to look at the zip file that Yankovic forwarded me before we got to the Henderson. It contained hundreds of pages of lyrics, notes, and various working drafts of the songs on his latest album, Straight Outta Lynwood. In the final version of "White & Nerdy," Yankovic sings that he's "Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces / I know pi to a thousand places." Earlier versions include: "Got people killin' for my top eight spaces," "Gotta lotta Hobbits in my top eight spaces," "Got Stephen Hawking in my top eight spaces." All told, there are more than 200 unused lines for "White & Nerdy." By the time he was finished, he'd reclaimed Chamillionaire's original so thoroughly, listeners didn't even need to know "Ridin'" to appreciate "Nerdy."


But diligence and high-production videos take time, and the industry that once spurned him as a singles artist has itself shifted toward quick-hit singles. Yankovic's years-long lag between albums now seems like an eternity, especially when compared with the first responders on the Web, who can work up a spoof&mdash;even if it's bad&mdash;before the flavor of the month has come and gone. "If anybody writes a bad review," Yankovic says, "the first thing they say is, 'He's doing Pussycat Dolls songs? Are they still relevant?'"


Toward the end of the Henderson show, Yankovic slips into the changing area and an assistant pulls out his final, most daunting costume of the night: the "Fat" suit. For those who have never seen Yankovic's Grammy-winning "Fat" video, the "Fat" suit is a pear-shaped wonder, a black ensemble adorned with excess buckles and zippers. The finishing touch is a grotesque prosthetic triple chin. Once transformed, Yankovic looks a bit like Tweedledee&mdash;if Tweedledee landed a job at a biker bar.


As the song's vamping bass line starts, Yankovic waddles his way through the curtain and executes a series of groin-grabs choreographed to cartoon sound effects. By this point in the evening, he's been running around in the hot desert air for almost two hours, but here he is, flailing about under layers of foam rubber, a roly-poly monument to comedic dedication.


A few days after the show, I search for a clip of the "Fat" performance on YouTube. Instead, I find a video of two teens in their living room, lip-syncing the song while wearing suspiciously puffy-looking sweatshirts. There are dozens of "Fat" reenacters on the Web, few old enough to remember the derision that used to greet Yankovic and his purposefully goofy parodies. As strange as it may seem, Yankovic is now an icon, and these kids are his pun-loving progeny: They will eagerly stuff a few pillows under their clothes, dance around the room, film it, then upload the results to YouTube for the rest of the world to see.

Like Weird Al, they dare to be stupid.

Brian Raftery (brianraftery@gmail.com) wrote about ROFLcon, the gathering of viral Web celebrities, in issue 16.07.
  

   
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<summary type="text/plain">: The Lenovo ThinkPad W700 is the most massive laptop Lenovo's ever made. This over-nine-pound monster is loaded in every way you can imagine and a few you probably can't. Two laptop "firsts" are already making waves. For starters you'll find a stylus secreted in the base of the W700 for a pint-sized Wacom digitizer that has been added next to the mouse pad. The second feature is built-in color calibration. Settings are tweaked automatically, and the before versus after images are striking in the effect the calibration has.

Though groundbreaking, these two features actually add just $150 to a laptop that costs ? wait for it ? $4,473. It's all those other specs that add to the price tag: A gorgeous LCD, by far the brightest 17-inch model we've ever tested. Core 2 Duo CPU running at a blistering 2.8 GHz. 4 GB of RAM (and 64-bit Vista installed, so you can actually access it all). Dual hard drives. And finally, an Nvidia Quatro FX 3700M graphics card with 1 GB of video RAM. All this goodness powers the W700 to record-setting benchmarks, though not quite offering the highest gaming scores we've seen. The stratospheric price tag ensures the W700 will likely only find a home in the high-test worlds of CAD, 3-D imaging and professional photo editing. The rest of us will simply have to appreciate the thing from afar ? and wait for its features to trickle down to cheaper, smaller machines.

WIRED: Digitizer and color calibrator set a new bar for features in a notebook. Top-notch performance all around. Unbeatable screen brightness at this size.

TIRED: Seems bigger than it needs to be: Lid is 20 inches diagonally to fit a 17-inch screen. 87 minutes of battery life is 84 more than the W700 will ever spend on. DVD playback stuttered and ultimately crashed the system during our tests. Keyboard not up to usual ThinkPad standards. Blaringly loud fan.

$4,470 (as tested), Lenovo



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: Nikon's latest offering, the 12-megapixel D90 is a feature-packed fistful of photo fury that?s sure to help pave your way to full-fledged Flickrati status. Straight from the box and out on the street, the D90 shows off its picture-making prowess. Our testing unit came bundled with a (bordering on) superwide 18-105mm f3.5-5.6 lens that we used for all of our evaluations.

The 11-point focusing system speedily locks onto subjects, and the flash images show off a pleasing balance between the strobe and the ambient light even when just shooting in the full Auto and Program modes. The camera also makes three flavors of video, the yummiest being up to five minutes of 720p HD in a cinematic 16:9 aspect ratio. With the high-quality sensor and optics, video clarity and depth of field are on par with the D90?s stills. Nikon?s also loaded the D90 with the same high-res 3-inch LCD found on its $5,000 D3. If that?s not big enough, just plug it straight into your HDTV with the built-in HDMI connection. All told, this camera has scads of grin-worthy features that will continue to feed your frenzy filled lifestyle. 

WIRED: Enormous image sensor blows open the door to some of the finest 12.3-megapixel images we've produced yet. Nikon?s top-of-the-line high-res 3-inch LCD is prettier than looking at a supermodel with beer goggles. In-camera dust reduction is spot on at removing spots from the sensor. One-touch info button and simple, descriptive help screens clarify deep, detailed menus. Toss out your camcorder; the 720p, 24 fps video capture on the D90 will trump its performance ? especially in low lighting. Face facts: Face-detection system works quickly, accurately, effortlessly.. 

TIRED: Only manual focus in the video mode. Seriously, this is really the only problem we had with the D90 and even that was a stretch. 

$1,300 (as tested), Nikon

 

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: 
Sony came out swinging for the fences with the introduction of its ?flagship? DSLR, the A900. It's packed with a memory-card bursting 24-megapixel full-frame sensor, crystal-clear high-def LCD, onboard image stabilization, and priced at $3,000, this one?s likely to give the vastly more expensive, highest-end Canons and Nikons a solid run for their money.

Sony planted plenty of buttons and a ?multi-selector? joystick on the back of the body for no-menu-digging-necessary adjustments, and the viewfinder offers 100 percent coverage and is easily the brightest of any camera on the market today. Sony?s sensor-borne image-stabilization system is the first of its kind on a full-frame sensor. From the viewfinder to the LCD to images on paper, the A900 is truly an impressive camera. It?s got an ease of use that will most certainly appeal to aspiring photogs along with some industry-leading features that completely exceed expectations and, at this price point, may cause some professional shooters to step to the Sony side of the street.

WIRED: Bright, vivid and spacious viewfinder. Excellent in-camera image-stabilization system. Easy, no-menu adjustments with multi-selector toggle. Killer price for the highest resolution; high-functioning, easy-to-use DSLR.

TIRED: Focus points not big and bright enough in brightly lit situations. No latch for memory card cover. Pointless postage-stamp-sized LCD on top of the body. No continuous ISO in viewfinder. Power switch on left side of body.

$4,750 as tested, Sony




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: As far as storage, the QA0005 is barebones at best. At heart, it's just a Maxtor One-Touch 4 Mini Hard Drive encased in armor. That's it. So, between the clunky backup software and the bulky design, we were thrown for a loop. Equally puzzling was the lack of a physical install disk. Having the manual suggest we "copy all files on the hard drive" in lieu of providing a solid install disk seems strangely low-rent.

Loading up our precious movie and music libraries was easy enough courtesy of the unit's zippy write speeds. In general, accessing files on the 250-GB hard drive was simple enough, if not a little poky with larger files like DVDs. But isn't a love for pyromania/water torture what got us here in the first place? Right. So, after unleashing hell on the QA0005, we have to say we're impressed. Twelve hours of submersion (it's good for up to 24) and some quality time in the oven and fireplace (good for 30 minutes at 1550 degrees) didn't seem to phase the unit. However, the one thing the QA0005 didn't take in stride was shaking. Despite having a tough exterior, the unit seems to be susceptible to earthquakes. Or just old-fashioned clumsiness. For the non-disaster-prone, you're probably better off spending the extra dough on something cheaper with more capacity.

WIRED: It's better prepared for the apocalypse than you are. Protects from dust and dirt in addition to fire and water. Whisper-quiet operation. Easy setup -- one USB Y cable and that's it. Offers protection via password and data encryption.

TIRED: All that protection doesn't come cheap. Surprisingly heavy at 11 pounds. No expansion options -- in fact, opening the device voids the warranty. Occasionally sluggish access speeds. Clunky interface for scheduling backups. No shock-proofing.

$400, Sentry Safe



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: How many iPods are there in the world with music that never gets updated because their owners are too busy, uninspired or just plain lazy? A lot of them, says Slacker. The company designed its music ecosystem to function with the least conceivable amount of human effort. We enjoyed Slacker's first attempt at a portable device ? large and blocky as it was ? but this second version, the Slacker G2, now slips easily into any pocket, at 3.5-inches tall and 2.6-ounces. 

With the G2, you'll be able to carry around up to 25 (4-GB) or 40 (8-GB) stations that can be programmed by artist(s) or by selecting one of Slacker's 100 preprogrammed channels from its catalog of over two million songs (considerably more than Pandora has). Stations are affected by your clicks of the Heart and Ban buttons. So if you never want to hear "Total Eclipse of the Heart" again, under any circumstances, you won't. Slacker factory workers load each device with channels the buyer has already created on Slacker.com. And with a paid subscription, any song you "Heart" gets downloaded to your computer. But at its core, this is internet radio that works when there's no internet. Isn't it about time your portable player had personalized custom radio stations that update with a single click via WiFi? We thought so. 

WIRED: Allows lazy music discovery. Lets you listen and edit stations on the device, Slacker.com, or Windows software. Also loads MP3s, WMAs and AACs the old-fashioned way too (Windows only). Clean sound. Nice in-ear headphones, controls. Displays album art, band bios on a 2.8-inch screen. Internet radio feature free if you can stomach skip limitations and the occasional audio ad; plans start at $7.50 per month if you can't. 802.11b/g. Two million songs in streaming catalog.

TIRED: Updating via WiFi connection eats lots of battery life. The rubber stoppers that plug USB and (unused) docking port get lost easily. WiFi connection requires AC adapter if battery power is below 50 percent. Doesn't leave room for much music loaded from your computer.

$250 (as tested), Slacker




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: Most of the new mini-laptops look like toys, educational tools or lab experiments in miniaturization, but the MSI Wind is an actual PC. Packing the latest 1.6-GHz Atom processor and a roomy 80-GB drive, the Wind boasts some legit PC cred. Yes, your iPod probably has more drive space, but 80 gigs was plenty not so long ago, and it's not like you're going to be producing HD video on this thing; it's more of an internet lapdog than a laptop. 

Moreover, the MSI is running good old Windows XP, saving you from the frustrations of Vista, a Linux learning curve, or (perish the thought) the laughably underpowered Win CE. For look and feel, it slaps most of its rivals silly. The 10-inch widescreen can display most fixed-width web pages comfortably, and it lacks the extra-wide bezels that make other netbook screens feel smaller than they actually are. Its keyboard is large enough to house decent-size keys so you can type easily and the Wind finds room for three USBs, an SD slot and a display connector (take note, MacBook Air!). Of course, it's not perfect. We would have loved to see a DVD burner or a mini FireWire. But if you want a cheap and tiny companion for uploading pictures during a Malaysian jungle trek, or just a little buddy to hang out with you on the couch for IMDB searches, it's pretty hard to be against the Wind.

WIRED: Grown-up looks (as opposed to "I want to sit at the big kids' table" found in other netbooks). Full keyboard and the largest screen among mini-notes. Plenty of ports to plug away at. 2.3-pound weight and rounded edges make it simple to pack and lug.

TIRED: Lack of a DVD is understandable, but it still makes us cry a little. Hard drive sometimes makes mysterious swallowing sounds. Two-hour battery life is OK, but three would be better.?

?$500, MSI 



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: Here's a hard truth: Even if Apple decided to carve its new Nano out of petrified poo and bless it with a Braille display, the interface alone would still make Cupertino's latest flash-based music player leagues better than the competition. So what's our opinion of the new Nano? Well, it's just like the old Nano, just a little roomier (fine) and shaped like an airfoil (weird). 

This new aerodynamic form doesn't seem to have any discernible functional purpose, but the Triscuit-shaped Nano had some distinct advantages over this new fourth-gen model: It was a better piece of fitness gear, fitting more comfortably into sporty armbands and the tiny pockets so common to the backs of running shorts. The old screen-orientation also allowed you to control video content more intuitively, though the new elongated shape is better for navigating long playlists. Sure, that's a decent upgrade -- as is the price-to-gig ratio -- but unless you absolutely need to shake-to-shuffle (spazz) or will be building an airplane out of iPods (paging Mr. Branson), the best thing about the new Nano is how flooded eBay's gonna be with cast-off third-gen models. ?Joe Brown 

WIRED: Enough colors to make you second-guess dropping that third hit of acid before hitting the Apple store. Up to 16 gigs of storage. On the fly Genius (should be called Lazy) playlists let you quickly suit your music mood. Energy saver mode is clutch. Eight gigs for 150 bones is our kind of upgrade.

TIRED: Why no love for the squarePod? Shake-to-shuffle is a nightmare. Tapered design is just curvy enough to be fey, but not quite severe enough to be sharpened.

$149 (8 GB), Apple





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: Put simply, the Boom is an all-in-one take on the Squeezebox Duet. By adding three-inch woofers (and some tiny tweeters), the Boom is the first of the Squeezeboxes capable of both streaming and playback. Like the incredibly awesome Duet, the Boom grants access to all the network-accessible (and non-DRMed) music stored on your computer. The Boom also provides easy access to streaming content from Sirius, Slacker, Pandora, Last.fm and Rhapsody. As a device, it's not quite enough to cause Sonos to break a sweat, but for a single-room music-streaming experience, Logitech seems to have adequately covered its bases.

Like the other Squeezeboxes, the Boom is easy to sync up with the office 802.11 but little device tweaks via Logitech's desktop hub can be slow and plodding. The system has great clarity, clean mids and a pleasing amount of bass given its class. For what the Boom is designed for -- namely, streaming digital audio throughout a house or office -- it's more than adequately powered. Unfortunately, that's not enough to make it the be-all end-all for streaming music setups. Squeezebox perks like the Duet's fancy remote have been sidestepped in favor of a much more drab and utilitarian design. Between this and the Boom's lack of audio outputs, the device seems to occupy this awkward space between fuller-featured streaming systems like the Duet or Sonos, and a blah desktop radio/alarm clock. That's not to say that the Boom doesn't excel in that limited niche, but we were expecting Logitech to "squeeze" a little more pizazz and a lot more flexibility out of the Boom.

WIRED: Fantastically clear audio quality given its size. Supports a host of alarm and snooze functions. Magnetic remote sticks to the top of unit. Dual antennas ensure buttery smooth audio streams. Offers two-week backup battery for alarm functions. Supports a bevy of audio formats: MP3, FLAC, WAV, AIFF, WMA, Ogg Vorbis, AAC, Apple Lossless, WMA Lossless, APE, MPC and WavPack.

TIRED: Unexciting (yet functional) design. A veritable desert for audio outputs. Occasional slow response from the remote. No DRM support can mean trouble for protected iTunes/Zune libraries. Stick to the remote -- the glossy black chassis is a fingerprint magnet. Reliance on AC power limits mobility.

$300, Logitech



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: Most earbuds take a direct path to your auditory nerves, aiming their miniature speakers straight down your ear canals like the Batmobile rocketing through the Holland Tunnel. Not so with the Purebuds, whose "reverse sound" design positions the speakers pointing outwards, towards the rest of the world. A plastic cover then bounces the sound waves back into your ear and through one of three different sets of silicone tips, which are intended to provide three different sound profiles: surround sound, bass heavy and neutral. 

The advantage of this bass-ackwards arrangement? These buds, unlike others, deliver hefty beats without distortion -- or danger to your eardrums. In practice, the Purebuds deliver decent quality sound, albeit it's a little muffled on the high end. And you can crank your iPhone all the way to 11 with no perceptible distortion. Your ears may be bleeding, but it won't be on account of the earbud speakers peaking. ?Dylan Tweney

WIRED: A damn sight better than the default buds that came with your iPod. Bass-boosting tips augment the bass only slightly -- but they do stick in your ears nicely. "Safe listening" spiel might get your mom off your back.

TIRED: Variety of tips provide little actual difference to sound. "Surround sound" tips prone to falling out of your ear. Still possible to hurt your ears by cranking Minor Threat all the way up.

$50, Purebud



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: Behold, the Novint Falcon. It sits on your desk and provides force feedback with powerful motors within the device that provide a full range of responses, whether you're bouncing a ball on a string or reloading a shotgun. Using the Falcon's new Pistol Grip, titles like Half-Life 2 suddenly become an entirely different game. 

Forget fragging as you know it. With the pistol grip coming dangerously close to flying out of your hands after a few quick bursts with a submachine gun, you may wonder how you got along without this level of feedback in the first place. Every weapon takes on new life, from the meager jostling of the standard pistol, to the forceful thunder of a rocket launcher's blast. Of course, there's more to force feedback than weapon recoil. Whether or not the Falcon replaces your prized gaming mouse will be a matter of proper ?training,? you might just end up frustrated.

WIRED: Incredibly precise feedback. Very stable, with strong motors that resist lots of abuse. Makes playing Virtual Pool a lot more interesting.

TIRED: Time-intensive learning curve might turn off folks used to their controls. Takes up quite a bit of desk space. 

$190, Novint



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: The Bushnell BackTrack aims to help you find your parking spot every time by pairing a digital compass with a high-sensitivity SIRF Star III GPS receiver. The BackTrack, once set with any of three location modes, will guide you back to a marked spot with directional arrows and distance estimations as your guide.

To test it, I took it to an outdoor music festival. On day one of the event, I didn't bother using the BackTrack and when it came time to return to my vehicle, I led three friends around in the dark on a 45-minute wild car chase. On day two, I set my location with the BackTrack when I parked in the morning. I recalled the spot later that night and Voila! the BackTrack lead me back to my vehicle in less than 10 minutes. Sure, other devices provide a similar service, but here's the thing about the BackTrack: It's smaller than any GPS unit and gets reception better than any cellphone. If you find yourself getting lost easily, and don't mind porting around an extra gadget, then give the BackTrack a try.

WIRED: Simple, two-button operation. Backlight assures you're never left in the dark. Compact size makes it a manageable accessory for any outing. Weather-resistant. Self-calibrating compass. GPS tracking works both in and out of civilization.

TIRED: Clumsy fingers can sometimes erase original locations, rendering the BackTrack useless. If you don't set your location, you're screwed. Aside from being a compass and a GPS tracker, it does nothing else. Runs on AAA batteries -- make sure you bring backups.

$86 (as tested), Bushnell  



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: First, a word to the RAZR fans. (There are some still left.) Though the V750 has similar looks and ergonomics, this isn't the second coming of the world's favorite fashion phone. With military-grade protection from dust, shock and high and low temperatures, it's a different creature entirely. Even though it casts the same fragile silhouette as the RAZR, my review unit took repeated 4-foot drops and dirt naps with ease (and just a few cracks). After brushing the phone off, I was still able to make and receive calls with reasonably clear audio. If you're concerned with the average accidental drops and collisions a cellphone endures on a day-to-day basis, the V750 has you covered, hands down.

Ohhh, but that doesn't mean all is well in Rugged Town. The phone's hard plastic chassis and keypad did fine in my splash tests, but without the official certification in place, it's unlikely that the V750 could take a full dunk. Luckily, Motorola defied rugged convention by outfitting the V750 with an impressive array of multimedia features. Be it pictures, video, music or (gasp!) mobile web, the V750's brisk interface and capabilities match pace with most midlevel multimedia phones. Its 67 MB of memory and crippled Bluetooth keep it from groundbreaking status, but paired with its price, these features make the V750 a solid investment for the weekend adventure-seeker.

WIRED: Sensible balance of utility and entertainment. Fantastic data speeds via EV-DO Rev A. 1,000-entry phone book stores multiple numbers per entry and postal addresses. 1.6-inch external LCD makes on-the-go media playback a breeze. Looks and handles like a sleek, non-rugged phone.

TIRED: Modestly rugged at best. Push-To-Talk setup is convoluted and clunky. Muddy speakerphone audio at high volumes. Flimsy battery door flies off during impacts. Verizon OS cripples Bluetooth, video message length and file sharing. Flashless cameras are the stuff of the Dark Ages.

$260, Motorola 



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: The Dell Studio Hybrid doesn?t run on ethanol and D-cells, but it does consume about 70 percent less electricity than those hulking desktop towers. This über-cute little media-cruncher comes in your choice of rich automotive colors (or bamboo, for Pier 1-themed abodes), and you can swap colors on demand with interchangeable sleeves. 

The Hybrid starts at $500, but by the time you trick it out with goodies like a slot-loading Blu-ray drive, Wireless-N adapter, Logitech?s diNovo Mini Keyboard (a must if you?re planning couch time), a digital TV tuner, and the bamboo sleeve (a $130 upgrade -- WTF?), the price rockets north of $1,300. Hybrids can serve desk duty or accent your living room: Even the base model comes stocked with HDMI port (DVI, too), so it?s a cinch to pair with HDTV. Blu-ray movies at 1920 x 1080 did just fine aside from a video stutter every time we adjusted the volume. Dell scores big points for style, power conservation and customization. 

WIRED: Sips power, unlike those heinous watt-guzzling towers. Swappable color sleeves let you change the paint job to match your mood -- or paint job. Reports for media-center duty with HDMI port and slot-loading Blu-ray drive. Metal stand cleverly morphs between vertical and horizontal positions.

TIRED: Wussy integrated graphics choke on 3-D games. Looks rigged for silent running, but actually runs a little noisy. $130 bamboo sleeve will only appeal to aristocratic pandas. 

$1,365 (as tested), Dell 



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: To instantly win the mine's-better-than-yours camera contest, show friends the Z150's gorgeous 3-inch LCD. It's mammoth for a camera with a sub-$200 price tag, and bright enough to see in direct sunlight. You can also fire off a group shot without having to take the customary 20 steps back to fit everybody in: The Z150's wide-angle lens (28mm) offers a dramatically broader field of view than most pocket cams. Meanwhile, the lens zooms to 4x before the digital faux-zoom kicks in -- that?s a whole "x" better than other models in this price range.

Idjit-proof controls and logical onscreen menus make the Z150 a camera anyone can pick up and use sans manual. A dedicated video-record button captures YouTube-friendly movies at 30 fps. The Z150 tops out at 8.1 megapixels -- more than adequate for the party scene. But as you might expect, the camera produces considerable image noise when the lights are low and the ISO high. Only the color reproduction disappoints: It's good, but lacking that zing we see in competing models from, say, Canon. Of course, some of Canon's pocket shooters tend toward the bulky as well, so we can forgive the EX-Z150 its slightly excessive carriage. And we're mad for its big-screen, sweet wide-angle lens, and affordable price. 

WIRED: Wide-angle lens just plain kicks ass, and 4x optical zoom gets you close. One-touch video recording and YouTube-upload software make this the perfect camera for Paris-Lindsay-Bigfoot sightings.

TIRED: Too thick and heavy to leave in your pocket all day. Small, stiff control pad. Snapshot colors lack pop. Battery must be removed for charging.

$200, Casio 



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: Everything?s getting tiny. The once-sexy V-8 engine is now an automotive pariah while the Smart Car gets all the chicks; HD video cameras are now damn near Twinkie-size, and we?ll probably be implanting the next-generation iPod in our molars.

But at least one company isn?t succumbing to all this smaller-is-better madness: TiVo just announced the TiVo HD XL. Stuffed like a Cornish hen with a terabyte hard drive, it?s the highest-capacity DVR available, with room for 150 hours of HD content. That?s, like, every Olympic event you actually care about plus all 60 episodes of The Wire. It?s an entire season of Sunday Night Football with more than enough space for your Food Network-obsessed roommate to go balls-out on Batali. -- Joe Brown 

WIRED: Western Digital hard drive is nearly silent. THX-certified audio and video (finally). Say goodbye to the ugly stick -- the XL gets the same slick programmable remote as the Series 3. TiVo-easy, as expected, with the company?s ever-expanding catalog of downloadable videos (YouTube!).

TIRED: Remote collects more greasy fingerprints than a secondhand sexbot. Annoying info screen hovers over the picture a few seconds too long with each channel change. Cutesy TiVo noises are a little grating, and your only other option is to turn all the sound effects off. We noticed an increase in video artifacts when recording off both tuners simultaneously. In San Francisco, at least, you have to deal with Satan Comcast to get service. $600 plus the $20 $12.95 monthly fee is a lot of cheddar.

$600, TiVo 



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: Need to juice up your desktop music scene? Nuforce has just the thing. Its new Icon is a miniature, multithreat amplifier that can be used to pump music from a computer or audio player to your speakers and headphones. Although it's only 12 watts per channel, the Icon is powerful enough to act as a pre-amp to full-fledged stereos and on its own can drive most bookshelf speakers, producing a wide, spacious sound stage. 

The sound quality from the headphone jack on my laptop is thin and distorted, but when I hooked up the Icon via the USB port and patched in my Grado SR80 cans, it was a revelation. The Icon uses a high-quality digital-to-analog converter to convert the computer's digital signal to sweet-sounding analog, and all of a sudden the music was crystal clear, the bass cleaner and deeper, and the overall sound infinitely better. The only downside here may be that you'll realize how crummy some of those downloaded MP3s actually sound. In the end, the beauty of the Icon is that it can be used in so many different ways. I've got it powering some outdoor speakers on my patio -- and it excels wherever you rig it.

WIRED: Sturdy silicon-like stand holds it vertically. Rad design and color choices: red, black, blue, silver. Small enough to take on vacation. 

TIRED: Ethernet speaker cables are cutting-edge, but standard banana plugs would be better. Bass can be a touch thin in heavier (rock, hip-hop) music. 

Price/maker: $250, Nuforce  



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: The Treo Pro sports a shiny, rounded, tuxedo-black exterior and a handful of practical OS "shortcuts." Aside from the industrial iPhone-like design lines, those shortcuts are enough to make even the most die-hard Machead grin and bear Windows Mobile (almost). At the top of our shortcut list are the dedicated WiFi button on the right side and customizable button on the left (ours was set for camera). Circumventing the main menu and tiresome nav made the phone a joy to use. The touchscreen, on the other hand, was far from blissful. Laggy and unresponsive, we found ourselves double- and sometimes triple-tapping -? even with the stylus. 

Palm is definitely flexing its once-mighty muscle and trying to say it can build a stylish multimedia device with a touchscreen. But for $550, a touch interface should have more precision than this. We can only hope Palm continues to fine-tune the screen and ditch that archaic stylus permanently.

WIRED: Trim, light and pocketable. Shortcuts prove beyond useful. Decent 2-megapixel pics. MicroUSB Battery lasts almost two full days. 3.5mm headphone jack. PPT/Excel/Word and PDF-reading, of course. Google Maps and TeleNav GPS, which offers turn-by-turn directions plus target searches; e.g., gas stations by price. Ships unlocked.  

TIRED: Menu scrolling is about as fluid as a piece of dolomite. Slippery "obsidian" plastic casing retains more fingerprints than the NSA. Noticeable screen glare. Curved design comprised by bottom-side USB/headphone jack that should be recessed more. Bluetooth not included in image send options. Only way to access microSD? Remove battery cover. 

Price/maker: $550, Palm 



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: Look! Hardware that breaks ?- on purpose! The Z10's apparent bendy kick-slide design may be flashy, but turning out an innovative design is about the only thing this phone has going for it. Though it's billed as a "pocket-sized mobile studio," this 4-ounce, platinum-trimmed phone is certainly no substitute for even a mediocre minicamcorder (Exhibit A: the Flip Mino). So why drop $500 on the Z10 when you can get a 5-megapixel camphone (Exhibit B: the Nokia N82) that shoots crisper stills and comparable vids? Beats us. 

Maybe it's the intuitive editing suite: The Z10's storyboard feature let us cut together a montage of clips and pics with cinematic fades, circle dissolves, music and title cards in less than 10 minutes. Unfortunately, the OS wasn't nearly as user-friendly. We literally had to break out the instruction manual just to send a Bluetooth pic (no joke). Had Motorola spent even half as much time making the software as innovative as its breakaway hardware, the Z10 would have wowed us. But with its lacking OS and underwhelming camera, the phone didn't feel ready for prime time.

WIRED: 30-fps vid clips don?t look too shabby. Quick, easy uploading to YouTube and Shozu. Storyboarding was a cinch. Camera shortcut button, plus autofocus, great for snapping pics on the fly. Easy-to-access external microSD card slot is ready for 32 GB. 

TIRED: 2.2-inch screen isn't ideal for peeping videos. Only 3.2-megapixel cam? (Tarantino wouldn?t settle for less than 5 megapixels). Only a measly 1-GB microSD included. Nav and Symbian UIQ more difficult to penetrate than Fort Knox. Curved slider makes lower keypad buttons harder to press. 

Price/maker: $500 (unlocked), Motorola 



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: The Sylvania G Netbook is a fairly direct response to the Asus Eee PC 900 series, with an 8.9-inch screen, Linux OS and chicklet keys that make touch typing a fever dream fantasy. And while some of Sylvania's choices here are merely dreadful (the arrow keys are a mere 12mm wide ? thinner than my pinky), it's actually the OS that royally blows it for the Netbook.

Ubuntu is known for being one of the most stable and simple versions of Linux on the market, but Sylvania somehow turns it into a nightmare on this system. For a computer ostensibly designed for inexperienced users, it's a disaster. I had trouble with the Ubuntu installation on the Netbook from the start: Blank screens on bootup. MPEGs wouldn't play and codec installations repeatedly failed (or even crashed the machine). Help files weren't installed. And most annoying of all, the battery meter couldn't decide whether the computer was plugged in, and pegged battery life remaining at 0 or 2 percent no matter how long we charged it. The Netbook abruptly shut itself off on at least one occasion, possibly convinced that it was out of juice.
With stability this dismal, the specs are largely irrelevant. But if you're willing to invest the time to work through the Netbook's quirks and faults, it could make a great replacement for your desk calculator.  ?Christopher Null

WIRED: Has a real hard drive (80 GB) instead of flash storage. Includes three USB ports and an SD card reader. Comes in colors. Bright screen for this category.

TIRED: Slower than a sedated slug at just about every app despite 1.6-GHz Atom chip and 1-GB RAM (standard $399 model includes just 512-MB RAM). Cartoonish styling. Considerably heavier than advertised (and the Eee PC 900) at 2.6 pounds. Far too buggy to be taken seriously.

Price/maker: $450 (as tested), Sylvania



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: Think of this 26-inch TV from Samsung as any one of last year's larger models, shrunk down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's only 720p, but its bright, detailed picture is impressive and its vivid color is surprisingly accurate for a set this small. It scores surprisingly well in our video-processing tests, even besting many of this year's small models. Sure, this model is a bit challenged in the areas of de-interlacing 24-fps film-based HD sources and removing jaggies from diagonal lines, but then so are many of the 32-inch and smaller TVs we've tested this year. And who really worries about 24 FPS film sources on a 26-incher besides geeks like us? 

Unlike many small sets, though, the Samsung's noise reduction performs beautifully. We saw good results leaving it in "auto" for all but the crappiest video, and only had to really adjust for our truly hideous NR test clip. Hardcore testing aside, the Samsung's good NR combined with its great picture and color delivered where it matters the most: Our HD and SD test movies looked awesome, as did satellite HDTV and output from our 360. ?Chuck Cage

WIRED: Attractive, simple remote-control. Side ports (HDMI, S-Video and composite) make hooking up a 360 or camcorder a breeze. Optical digital audio out -- perfect for tying into that massive dorm-theater sound system.

TIRED: Some video-processing issues. 1366 x 728 native resolution makes it a not-so-great computer monitor unless you're over 40 and want to read without your glasses.

Price/maker: $550, Samsung



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: The HP TouchSmart IQ506 is an update to last year's all-in-one touchscreen, the TouchSmart IQ770. This year, HP went for a countertop-friendly design by packing all the components into the IQ506's brilliant 22-inch, touch-sensitive display. As a whole, this makes for a much more streamlined and clutter-free presentation compared to its predecessor. In terms of general ease and responsiveness, the IQ506's touchscreen does a marginally good job. Common maneuvers like double taps and click-and-drag highlighting can be pulled off with minimal hassle. Even problem areas like corners were accessible with relatively effortless finger pokes.

Save for a pinch/zoom gesture, however, all the image-rotating fun we were expecting was largely nonexistent. In its defense, leaving notes, creating calendar reminders and a host of other "bulletin board" tasks were a cinch using the TouchSmart dashboard. But even though you can incorporate non-dashboard programs like Firefox into the interface, opening these applications kicks you back out to the Vista desktop. On one hand, the system is a great value when one compares the sticker price to the components, but it's disconcerting that a $1,500 computer lacks the flair and usability of a relatively inexpensive device like the iPhone. We've got our fingers crossed for next year's model.

WIRED: Elegant space-saving design. Speaker bar produces booming lows and clear highs. Bright 22-inch screen hides smudges and fingerprints. Integrated TV tuner adds living room chops. Blazing connectivity via gigabit Ethernet and integrated 802.11b/g/n. 500-GB hard drive offers plenty of room for media storage. Whisper-quiet operation.

TIRED: Not the smoothest touch-based interface. Handoffs between TouchSmart/Vista programs are slow and awkward. Very limited upgrade options. Midrange GPU puts a damper on hardcore gaming. Retractable bezel feels cheap and rickety. Sluggish processor given its all-in-one class. What? No Blu-ray?

Price/maker: $1,500 (as tested), hp.com





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: Dubbed the "Boulder," this angular, candy-colored handset is the offspring of the Gadget Lab's crumpled Type-V, Type-S and Type-SL review units. The Boulder isn't another rugged rehash, though. In fact, Casio finally threw a curve by including some fairly useful multimedia features. Welcome additions like music playback, a more powerful (but still lacking) camera, and zippy EV-DO connectivity fatten up this phone's already rock-solid resume. But let's face it -- Casio is extremely late to the party with these commonplace features. Previous pratfalls like the laughably low-res external LCD, and an annoying light show for incoming calls have returned too. 

Foibles aside, a lot of the "new" features were actually well integrated into this otherwise hard-knock handset. Tasks like downloading and playing music, mobile messaging and accessing webmail were brisk and painless due to a sensible layout and speedy EV-DO network. Little usability improvements (and smart additions like a waterproof cover for the microSD port) reinforced Casio's obvious commitment to achieving a rugged/user-friendly balance. Casio definitely gets kudos for bringing a tank like the G'zOne into the multimedia era. However, the Boulder is more a patchwork of desirable features, rather than a cohesive marriage of entertainment and durability.

WIRED: Armored cross section where mud meets multimedia. External LCD doubles as wanderlust-friendly e-compass. Awesome camera flash/flashlight combo. Expanded memory via microSD card slot. Solid call quality -- even after 12 rounds of tough love. Included cradle doubles as a travel charger. Also comes in "less-flamboyant" black.

TIRED: Terrible speakerphone quality for both voice and music. Far too expensive. Annoying multicolored lights show signals incoming calls. No file sharing via Bluetooth. Lackluster 1.3-MP camera sucks for both stills and video. Sweet angles still can't hide a brick-ish profile.

Price/maker: $130 (after $50 rebate), Verizon 



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: Out of the box and straight up to the eye you'll immediately enjoy the D3's spacious and bright viewfinder. The noticeably improved 51-point auto focus system is whip-fast and works in concert with an outstanding 1005-pixel metering sensor that gets it right in the most challenging lighting. Images are beautifully consistent with a wide dynamic range and improved noise-reduction settings that give the pictures a more natural look. To achieve that end, Nikon pulled back on the sharpening levels, leaving the choice of added "crunchiness" to a photographer's post-production predilections.

Nikon's new three-inch high-res LCD is a revelation. If you do take the plunge, be ready to spend a good chunk of time learning the feature set to exploit the D3's capabilities. From resolution to speed, color control, bit-depth and so much more, the D3 is incredibly customizable. Dial it in for lightning-quick 11-fps sports action, superlow-light shooting (ISO up to 25600), handheld or tripod-mounted live view -- you name it, whatever and however you want to shoot, the D3 does it exceptionally well.

WIRED: High ISO shooting is fantastic with relatively low noise at settings up to ISO 3200 and beyond. Live view function the best of the top-end DSLRs. Dual CF card capability.

TIRED: So many functions it could take a lifetime to learn them all. No in-camera dust-reduction system.

Price/maker: $5,000 (body only), Nikon 



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: The U110 ultralight we received looks striking, with a scarlet paisley-etched aluminum lid paired with a shiny jet-black keyboard area. As soon as you open it up and power it on, you come face to face with one of the U110's most interesting yet unsettling features: VeriFace recognition. After booting up, the webcam embedded in the bezel starts scanning the room. When it finds you, it superimposes disturbing cross hairs on your eyes in an attempt to recognize you and unlock the PC. If you haven't registered your peepers, the system will hang, so you have to shut it down, turn the notebook away and open it up again to get it to boot. 

The 11.1-inch display is bright and sharp, though it can look a bit iridescent at close range. The glossy black keys are big and square but the thin membrane beneath the keys is flimsy and deforms as you type. There is a decent set of ports, but the designers couldn't find room for an optical drive. Seriously, we're pretty disappointed. The included external DVD drive looks cool, but yo