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<title>{LITERATURE &gt; CYBERPUNK} - Mad Magazine's War on Bush collection</title>
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<summary type="text/plain"> Mad Magazine's "The Mad War on Bush" gathers a truly superlative collection of parodical and satirical material from eight years' worth of Mad lampoons between a single set of covers. As Jimmy Kimmel notes in his introduction to the book, there are many things to hate about the Bush regime, but it has been very, very kind to political satirists of all description. Mad Magazine has had a glorious eight years with this presidency -- see, for example, the Gulf Wars Episode II poster (included as a full-size pullout, suitable for framing -- apparently the White House completely missed the joke here and used the poster internally as a morale booster; Sean Hannity showed it on his Fox "News" show!); the absolutely brilliant Dick Cheney shotgun accident cover, the NSA warrantless wiretapping poster (also included as a pull-out full-size item) and the bang-on "Bush campaign commercial if he was running against Jesus. Mad's already warming up to have some fun with Obama, but at the end of the day, he's just not mush-mouthed, uncoordinated, and goofy to adequately serve the nation's satirists. Poor bastards. The Mad War on Bush...
      
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<title>{NORTH AMERICA &gt; LODGING} - Welcome to Tahoe Donner Divine  (Tahoe Donner) 3bd</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">Welcome to Tahoe Donner Divine - View our website at: http://www.onlinevacationrentals.com/homedetail.php?home=1092

This multi-level home is located in Tahoe Donner, just outside historic Truckee. The open floor plan invites gathering in the great room with a fireplace and it opens up to a beautiful granite kitchen. Donner Divine has 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths just under 2000 sq feet of living space. 

There are queen beds in every room and the room downstairs has a bunkbed along with a queen bed. And the down sectional opens up to a queen sleeper. 

This home is just minutes away from world class ski resorts such as Squaw Valley, Northstar, Sugar Bowl, Alpine Meadow and Boreal. It is also minutes away from the 18-hole Championship Golf course and downtown historic Truckee. 

Tahoe Donner Divine makes it easy for families with children. We provide the things that you need for them but hate to pack and take with you. We have games, books, toys, movies, booster highchair, playpen, and a stroller. 

Amenities: Gas burning fireplace, High speed wireless internet, Phone, Cable TV, DVD player, Full Kitchen, Microwave, Dishwasher, Refrigerator,Cooking Utensils, Linens, Washer &amp; Dryer, Hot Tub (at the club), Sauna (at the club), Pool(at the club), Garage, Grill (BBQ), No Smoking 

Here are just some of the activities which everyone can enjoy: Downhill Skiing, Cross Country Skiing, Snowmobiling, Sledding, Hiking, Rock Climbing, Biking, Golf, Tennis, Fitness Center, Gym, Fishing, Wildlife Viewing, Horseback Riding, Shopping, Restaurants, Cinemas, Museums, Sightseeing, Swimming, Boating, Sailing, Water-skiing, Windsurfing, Jet Skiing, Rafting 

Thanks for your inquiry! 






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This multi-level home is located in Tahoe Donner, just outside historic Truckee. The open floor plan invites gathering in the great room with a fireplace and it opens up to a beautiful granite kitchen. Donner Divine has 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths just under 2000 sq feet of living space. 

There are queen beds in every room and the room downstairs has a bunkbed along with a queen bed. And the down sectional opens up to a queen sleeper. 

This home is just minutes away from world class ski resorts such as Squaw Valley, Northstar, Sugar Bowl, Alpine Meadow and Boreal. It is also minutes away from the 18-hole Championship Golf course and downtown historic Truckee. 

Tahoe Donner Divine makes it easy for families with children. We provide the things that you need for them but hate to pack and take with you. We have games, books, toys, movies, booster highchair, playpen, and a stroller. 

Amenities: Gas burning fireplace, High speed wireless internet, Phone, Cable TV, DVD player, Full Kitchen, Microwave, Dishwasher, Refrigerator,Cooking Utensils, Linens, Washer & Dryer, Hot Tub (at the club), Sauna (at the club), Pool(at the club), Garage, Grill (BBQ), No Smoking 

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<title>{NEWS &gt; BREAKING NEWS} - Jeff Han: We're Just Scratching the Surface of Multitouch</title>
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SAN JOSE, California -- Jeff Han has some simple advice for companies thinking about how to integrate the latest interface technology into their products: Start over.



"It's like Yoda said, you must unlearn what you've learned," he says, referring to the 40 years that the mouse and keyboard have dictated how we interact with computers. 



Admittedly, that's no easy task, so the multitouch pioneer and his company, Perceptive Pixel, have devoted the better part of two years to building an entirely new multitouch framework from the ground up. Instead of simply mapping multitouch technology to familiar interfaces and devices, Han's goal is far more sweeping: To use the technology as a foundation for an entirely new operating system.



That would be an ambitious goal for anyone, but it might be within reach for Han, who until two years ago was virtually unknown outside of academia. His demonstration of a multitouch display, which was sensitive not just to one finger (or a stylus) but to each of a user's ten digits, wowed the crowd at TED in 2006 and put multitouch on the map. Since then, Han's company has put multitouch screens on CNN and the Democratic National Convention, among other places. Microsoft's multitouch-enabled table, the Surface, has been showing up in Las Vegas casinos. And Apple's iPhone has shown that multitouch can be wildly popular, leading many other companies to try adding multitouch and other innovative interfaces to their own products. 



Wired.com caught up with Han shortly after he joined Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang onstage at the inaugural Nvision visual-computing conference on Monday. 



Wired.com: You mentioned it in your TED talk two years ago and you brought it up again today: We've been tethered to the keyboard and mouse for close to 40 years. So how far has multitouch technology really come over the past couple years? And is it any closer to freeing us from the tyranny of the mouse and keyboard?



Jeff Han: Well, the reason why multitouch is really exciting is because ? we realized immediately it's really an undiscovered country. We knew there was a lot of mileage to be had by entering this field. So, really, on a high level, I can honestly tell you we're just scratching the surface with multitouch. 



The progress we've been making, and the progress other research groups and companies out there have been making, that's still seminal stuff. There's a lot more we have to figure out. Some of the really trivial things -- like taking two fingers and zooming into a picture -- that's done. But the kind of stuff we really think will unlock this technology is not just simple extensions to the keyboard and mouse stuff. 



I see companies out there starting to do some multitouch stuff -- and all they do is remap to the standard way we interact with computers. 



Wired.com: Yeah, it seems like today multitouch is really more of a technology that's just slapped on top of the normal interfaces we're all accustomed to.



Han: Well, there are two reasons for that. One, it's really hard to unlearn the mouse. When you've grown up and have been living and breathing the GUI and the WIMP (window, icon, menu, pointing) interface, it's actually really hard to think differently. Two -- and this is why our company has been spending a lot of time and energy on the software side of things -- it turns out that no operating system right now really understands multitouch at a fundamental level. 



What we've been really spending our energy on is this framework. We even have to throw away the traditional event model ? and dispense with some of that lower-level machinery and pull it out. Right now, no operating system will work that way except in a graft-on format. 



What we've done is essentially rebuilt that entire stack. We did it because there was enough stuff to actually pull out. We didn't want to. Frankly, nobody really wants to rebuild something like that, but we knew there would be some payoffs. It took a lot of time, but since the TED 2006 talk, that's what we've been doing -- just the fundamental behind-the-scenes stuff, the foundational work. 



Wired.com: During your demos, you tend to use pretty beefy screens. You also talk a lot about how multitouch is also fundamentally about being multi-user. For the types of interfaces and user experiences you envision, are these bigger screens going to be a necessity?



Han: The thing to keep in mind with all of our work is that we're not really advocating replacements. Multitouch is natural and useful for different modes [of computing] that may be inappropriate for the keyboard and the mouse. But there's always going to be things that the keyboard and mouse excel at. 



That said, we really see multitouch's potential being unlocked when you make it large. When you think of multitouch as "ubiquitous" or "pervasive" computing -- words that have been thrown around a lot in the past ten years -- ironically, there are really two ways to do such computing: Giant wall displays and personal ones that you carry with you all the time. [They are] totally different spectrums though. 



Wired.com: At the time of your 2006 TED talk, you said there was very little investment flowing into multitouch. We now have a hugely successful product that has captured the attention of consumers and the tech industry alike. How does the multitouch landscape evolve from here?



Han: I think there's going to be an ecosystem out there. I don't think there's going to be one dominant player. 



There's a danger, however, in that it's a bit of a gold rush land grab at the moment. It took a long time to make a GUI out of the elements of a mouse: The dropdown menus, the buttons, the dialogue box and everything else associated with it. It's going to be dangerous having multiple parties all doing this with multitouch on their own, saying we think this three-point gesture should be interpreted this way, and so on.



Wired.com: We've actually already explored whether there could be a coming patent battle over multitouch gestures as the technology gets more pervasive. So, based on those dangers you just highlighted, do you yourself patent your own gestures? 



Han: A lot of our research is coming up with gestures or manipulation metaphors. We have a general framework that a lot of the stuff shakes out of, actually. In terms of patents, as a small company, it's very important for us to protect our IP. So we do actively file patents both on hardware and software sides.  



Wired.com: But for the technology to become truly pervasive isn't it important to have, say, a universal series of gestures that everyone can agree on?



Han: That's a great question. In order for this ecosystem to survive, there's going to have to be some standards bodies that say even though we're competitors, let's agree on some terminology, let's agree on some sub-gestures that none of us technically own. 



The problem is, multitouch is such a hyped field right now, it's very, very tempting for companies to start saying: Oh, we have multitouch, too. Now multitouch is starting to have all these different meanings that all of us don't necessarily agree on. 



Our definition of multitouch -- and we're starting to use the term true multitouch -- means an arbitrary number of finger points at the same time, or styluses, or any other object really. But there are other companies that take a more constrained view. Multi means more than one in English, right? So there's a two-touch system that is out there. And they're calling it multitouch. That's terrible because those are the kind of unsynchronized efforts by different players that can really cause a lot of harm for the rest of the industry.



Wired.com: So if we're just scratching the surface with multitouch, where do you see things going? Obviously we have one very popular multitouch device: the iPhone. But the technology is also migrating to the desktop, although multitouch capable PCs seem like awkward hybrid devices. They seem sort of gimmicky. 



Han: One of the things that makes us a little different from the other players out there is that we're not trying to go right to the home. Because there's still so much unknown stuff in the multitouch space, we're trying to figure out how this technology is useful for things like productivity first -- how is it useful in specialized markets. And then we hopefully learn a lot there and see how it's applicable to the rest of the consumer market. 



I actually think it's very important to start using these systems not as gimmicks or for doing things like, say, ordering drinks at a restaurant. Instead, let's see how useful this will be for helping collaboration in a creative company or for info visualization or presentation. 



Wired.com: Like the "Magic Wall" you built for CNN.



Han: Right. But stuff where the technology really impacts a lot of people. Honestly, those are the application areas that we're learning the most from. How does a CAD designer manipulate multiple parts of a building or engine with only his hands? Those are the tough questions. That's why we chose to go after those markets for now. Plus, by the time we get to the consumer, we won't be experimenting anymore. We'll know that this is the way to do things.



Wired.com So, aside from building a new multitouch OS from the ground up, what else have you been working on? And long term, will multitouch simply give way to multi-gesture, as in Minority Report?



Han: One of the things we're working on that we're really excited about is the fact that our devices use pressure information. They actually know how hard you're pressing on them with each of your fingers. So there's a neat thing we're going to show off in a couple months where we're using the pressure information to actually help you manage those 2D objects on the screen. You'll be able to push things and slip things underneath each other. It's extremely elegant and it actually works on single touch too. 



The answer to the second question is: I hate Minority Report. I hate pure gestural interfaces because they actually work very poorly. It's been proven. The human body really needs that kind of tactile feedback. However, combining it with touch, I do believe that for a future far out there, integrating the two together may actually be more successful that each one on its own. 

  


   
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SAN JOSE, California -- Jeff Han has some simple advice for companies thinking about how to integrate the latest interface technology into their products: Start over.



"It's like Yoda said, you must unlearn what you've learned," he says, referring to the 40 years that the mouse and keyboard have dictated how we interact with computers. 



Admittedly, that's no easy task, so the multitouch pioneer and his company, Perceptive Pixel, have devoted the better part of two years to building an entirely new multitouch framework from the ground up. Instead of simply mapping multitouch technology to familiar interfaces and devices, Han's goal is far more sweeping: To use the technology as a foundation for an entirely new operating system.



That would be an ambitious goal for anyone, but it might be within reach for Han, who until two years ago was virtually unknown outside of academia. His demonstration of a multitouch display, which was sensitive not just to one finger (or a stylus) but to each of a user's ten digits, wowed the crowd at TED in 2006 and put multitouch on the map. Since then, Han's company has put multitouch screens on CNN and the Democratic National Convention, among other places. Microsoft's multitouch-enabled table, the Surface, has been showing up in Las Vegas casinos. And Apple's iPhone has shown that multitouch can be wildly popular, leading many other companies to try adding multitouch and other innovative interfaces to their own products. 



Wired.com caught up with Han shortly after he joined Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang onstage at the inaugural Nvision visual-computing conference on Monday. 



Wired.com: You mentioned it in your TED talk two years ago and you brought it up again today: We've been tethered to the keyboard and mouse for close to 40 years. So how far has multitouch technology really come over the past couple years? And is it any closer to freeing us from the tyranny of the mouse and keyboard?



Jeff Han: Well, the reason why multitouch is really exciting is because ? we realized immediately it's really an undiscovered country. We knew there was a lot of mileage to be had by entering this field. So, really, on a high level, I can honestly tell you we're just scratching the surface with multitouch. 



The progress we've been making, and the progress other research groups and companies out there have been making, that's still seminal stuff. There's a lot more we have to figure out. Some of the really trivial things -- like taking two fingers and zooming into a picture -- that's done. But the kind of stuff we really think will unlock this technology is not just simple extensions to the keyboard and mouse stuff. 



I see companies out there starting to do some multitouch stuff -- and all they do is remap to the standard way we interact with computers. 



Wired.com: Yeah, it seems like today multitouch is really more of a technology that's just slapped on top of the normal interfaces we're all accustomed to.



Han: Well, there are two reasons for that. One, it's really hard to unlearn the mouse. When you've grown up and have been living and breathing the GUI and the WIMP (window, icon, menu, pointing) interface, it's actually really hard to think differently. Two -- and this is why our company has been spending a lot of time and energy on the software side of things -- it turns out that no operating system right now really understands multitouch at a fundamental level. 



What we've been really spending our energy on is this framework. We even have to throw away the traditional event model ? and dispense with some of that lower-level machinery and pull it out. Right now, no operating system will work that way except in a graft-on format. 



What we've done is essentially rebuilt that entire stack. We did it because there was enough stuff to actually pull out. We didn't want to. Frankly, nobody really wants to rebuild something like that, but we knew there would be some payoffs. It took a lot of time, but since the TED 2006 talk, that's what we've been doing -- just the fundamental behind-the-scenes stuff, the foundational work. 



Wired.com: During your demos, you tend to use pretty beefy screens. You also talk a lot about how multitouch is also fundamentally about being multi-user. For the types of interfaces and user experiences you envision, are these bigger screens going to be a necessity?



Han: The thing to keep in mind with all of our work is that we're not really advocating replacements. Multitouch is natural and useful for different modes [of computing] that may be inappropriate for the keyboard and the mouse. But there's always going to be things that the keyboard and mouse excel at. 



That said, we really see multitouch's potential being unlocked when you make it large. When you think of multitouch as "ubiquitous" or "pervasive" computing -- words that have been thrown around a lot in the past ten years -- ironically, there are really two ways to do such computing: Giant wall displays and personal ones that you carry with you all the time. [They are] totally different spectrums though. 



Wired.com: At the time of your 2006 TED talk, you said there was very little investment flowing into multitouch. We now have a hugely successful product that has captured the attention of consumers and the tech industry alike. How does the multitouch landscape evolve from here?



Han: I think there's going to be an ecosystem out there. I don't think there's going to be one dominant player. 



There's a danger, however, in that it's a bit of a gold rush land grab at the moment. It took a long time to make a GUI out of the elements of a mouse: The dropdown menus, the buttons, the dialogue box and everything else associated with it. It's going to be dangerous having multiple parties all doing this with multitouch on their own, saying we think this three-point gesture should be interpreted this way, and so on.



Wired.com: We've actually already explored whether there could be a coming patent battle over multitouch gestures as the technology gets more pervasive. So, based on those dangers you just highlighted, do you yourself patent your own gestures? 



Han: A lot of our research is coming up with gestures or manipulation metaphors. We have a general framework that a lot of the stuff shakes out of, actually. In terms of patents, as a small company, it's very important for us to protect our IP. So we do actively file patents both on hardware and software sides.  



Wired.com: But for the technology to become truly pervasive isn't it important to have, say, a universal series of gestures that everyone can agree on?



Han: That's a great question. In order for this ecosystem to survive, there's going to have to be some standards bodies that say even though we're competitors, let's agree on some terminology, let's agree on some sub-gestures that none of us technically own. 



The problem is, multitouch is such a hyped field right now, it's very, very tempting for companies to start saying: Oh, we have multitouch, too. Now multitouch is starting to have all these different meanings that all of us don't necessarily agree on. 



Our definition of multitouch -- and we're starting to use the term true multitouch -- means an arbitrary number of finger points at the same time, or styluses, or any other object really. But there are other companies that take a more constrained view. Multi means more than one in English, right? So there's a two-touch system that is out there. And they're calling it multitouch. That's terrible because those are the kind of unsynchronized efforts by different players that can really cause a lot of harm for the rest of the industry.



Wired.com: So if we're just scratching the surface with multitouch, where do you see things going? Obviously we have one very popular multitouch device: the iPhone. But the technology is also migrating to the desktop, although multitouch capable PCs seem like awkward hybrid devices. They seem sort of gimmicky. 



Han: One of the things that makes us a little different from the other players out there is that we're not trying to go right to the home. Because there's still so much unknown stuff in the multitouch space, we're trying to figure out how this technology is useful for things like productivity first -- how is it useful in specialized markets. And then we hopefully learn a lot there and see how it's applicable to the rest of the consumer market. 



I actually think it's very important to start using these systems not as gimmicks or for doing things like, say, ordering drinks at a restaurant. Instead, let's see how useful this will be for helping collaboration in a creative company or for info visualization or presentation. 



Wired.com: Like the "Magic Wall" you built for CNN.



Han: Right. But stuff where the technology really impacts a lot of people. Honestly, those are the application areas that we're learning the most from. How does a CAD designer manipulate multiple parts of a building or engine with only his hands? Those are the tough questions. That's why we chose to go after those markets for now. Plus, by the time we get to the consumer, we won't be experimenting anymore. We'll know that this is the way to do things.



Wired.com So, aside from building a new multitouch OS from the ground up, what else have you been working on? And long term, will multitouch simply give way to multi-gesture, as in Minority Report?



Han: One of the things we're working on that we're really excited about is the fact that our devices use pressure information. They actually know how hard you're pressing on them with each of your fingers. So there's a neat thing we're going to show off in a couple months where we're using the pressure information to actually help you manage those 2D objects on the screen. You'll be able to push things and slip things underneath each other. It's extremely elegant and it actually works on single touch too. 



The answer to the second question is: I hate Minority Report. I hate pure gestural interfaces because they actually work very poorly. It's been proven. The human body really needs that kind of tactile feedback. However, combining it with touch, I do believe that for a future far out there, integrating the two together may actually be more successful that each one on its own. 

  


   
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<title>{NORTH AMERICA &gt; LODGING} - $135 / 3br - North Shore Lake Tahoe -</title>
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I am a very free going girl who loves trying new and exciting things. I hate guys who are too shy and not confident with themselves.All right I have to go, errands and such - hope to hear from you soon.

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I am a very free going girl who loves trying new and exciting things. I hate guys who are too shy and not confident with themselves.All right I have to go, errands and such - hope to hear from you soon.

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<title>{NORTH AMERICA &gt; RENTALS} - Are you my soul"room"mate (hayes valley) $1050 2bd</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">I recently posted this add in the rooms and shares but decided it should be in this section of craigslist.  I'm looking for someone for sept 1st.   
  
PICTURES:    FIRST TWO ARE OF THE KITCHEN AND LIVING ROOM AREA!
             LAST TWO ARE OF THE BEDROOM IN THE LATE EVENING!

          WE HAVE A BLANK CANVAS TO REDECORATE :)

It's sunny, warm, barely a cloud in the sky and very peaceful. Days like this make me realize how lucky I am to be out here.

I'm searching for a roommate that has a similar attitude. I'm very thankful to be living in such a crazy little city. I'm willing to take aspects of city living that might not be so enjoyable to be able to have such beauty and creative energy surround me. I'm mid twenties female open to either a female or male roommate.

The room: 12 x 14 x 10ft ceilings, has plenty of light all day but mostly sunny in afternoons, first floor but above ground level, two large windows. I like this room but I don't need that much space (so i live in the small room) and I also need lots of like in the am. My room gets the most sun from 530am 10, so if you're not a morning person like I am, the other room is perfect for you!

I'm looking for someone who has a great personality and is looking to have a friendly, creative atmosphere. I'm planning to stay here longterm, so I would like it if you did too but it is not a deal-breaker. I've been here two years and I love my location so much I'm never moving until I have to :) I understand that most people in san francisco are transient souls so you don't have to want to live here permanently. I would like it if you want to stay for at least a year or two. It would also be great if you dream of traveling often. I am traveling for seven to ten months starting january. I will be leaving my things and finding a sub-leaser for the time I am away. If you travel as well, I'm open to having a sub-leaser for your room for the time you are gone. The apartment is in a 4 unit building with the world's best landlords. The other building-mates are really cool. We all have such active lives our schedules rarely permit us from socializing, but we like each other. Usually there is only time for an occasional glass of wine with each other. We all have been here ranging from 2 years up to 11 years. Nobody wants to move away from this location.

COME SEE FOR YOURSELF! Market street is packed with public transportation, 15 different muni lines cross through this area. we're two stops away from everything on muni!

Do you like to entertain? Great! I want an open home too that is welcoming to visitors and friends.

You like your own space but want a social roommate? Funny, so do I!

Oh, you are a "creator-of-many-things?" This is scary, we are so similar! My life revolves around creating!

Are you a vegetarian? No....ok don't worry 3 out of 4 so far isn't bad! I don't mind sharing my kitchen as long as you don't mind sharing it with a vegetarian.

Are you open-minded and strive to have a deeper, more fulfilled life and uninspired by consumerism? I am very glad you are so well-rounded!

Do you have an active life style? Wow, I do yoga and meditation too and take care of my body and feed my brain!

Have you lived in urban cities and completely accustomed to city living( ie. NOISE!!!!)? Perfect, me too!

Don't want to spend you life selling your time working at a job you hate? Awesome, I too would rather be penniless because I spend my money eating yummy organic food and fully engage my life doing things I LOVE even if I don't make the salary everyone dreams of!!!!

Hmmm....I don't know if you feel the same, but it sounds like you are my soul"room"mate. How lucky we are to have found each other!!!! :)



I am very busy right now, so I am trying to get this soul"room"mate search over as soon as possible. I'm tired of waiting for you!!! However, I'm not willing to rush this process. If you want a home and you're planning to stick around the city and not just doing a "6-month"-night stand with SF, then send me an email. I will definitely put some time aside to meet you and let you come see my place.

Ciao



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PICTURES:    FIRST TWO ARE OF THE KITCHEN AND LIVING ROOM AREA!
             LAST TWO ARE OF THE BEDROOM IN THE LATE EVENING!

          WE HAVE A BLANK CANVAS TO REDECORATE :)

It's sunny, warm, barely a cloud in the sky and very peaceful. Days like this make me realize how lucky I am to be out here.

I'm searching for a roommate that has a similar attitude. I'm very thankful to be living in such a crazy little city. I'm willing to take aspects of city living that might not be so enjoyable to be able to have such beauty and creative energy surround me. I'm mid twenties female open to either a female or male roommate.

The room: 12 x 14 x 10ft ceilings, has plenty of light all day but mostly sunny in afternoons, first floor but above ground level, two large windows. I like this room but I don't need that much space (so i live in the small room) and I also need lots of like in the am. My room gets the most sun from 530am 10, so if you're not a morning person like I am, the other room is perfect for you!

I'm looking for someone who has a great personality and is looking to have a friendly, creative atmosphere. I'm planning to stay here longterm, so I would like it if you did too but it is not a deal-breaker. I've been here two years and I love my location so much I'm never moving until I have to :) I understand that most people in san francisco are transient souls so you don't have to want to live here permanently. I would like it if you want to stay for at least a year or two. It would also be great if you dream of traveling often. I am traveling for seven to ten months starting january. I will be leaving my things and finding a sub-leaser for the time I am away. If you travel as well, I'm open to having a sub-leaser for your room for the time you are gone. The apartment is in a 4 unit building with the world's best landlords. The other building-mates are really cool. We all have such active lives our schedules rarely permit us from socializing, but we like each other. Usually there is only time for an occasional glass of wine with each other. We all have been here ranging from 2 years up to 11 years. Nobody wants to move away from this location.

COME SEE FOR YOURSELF! Market street is packed with public transportation, 15 different muni lines cross through this area. we're two stops away from everything on muni!

Do you like to entertain? Great! I want an open home too that is welcoming to visitors and friends.

You like your own space but want a social roommate? Funny, so do I!

Oh, you are a "creator-of-many-things?" This is scary, we are so similar! My life revolves around creating!

Are you a vegetarian? No....ok don't worry 3 out of 4 so far isn't bad! I don't mind sharing my kitchen as long as you don't mind sharing it with a vegetarian.

Are you open-minded and strive to have a deeper, more fulfilled life and uninspired by consumerism? I am very glad you are so well-rounded!

Do you have an active life style? Wow, I do yoga and meditation too and take care of my body and feed my brain!

Have you lived in urban cities and completely accustomed to city living( ie. NOISE!!!!)? Perfect, me too!

Don't want to spend you life selling your time working at a job you hate? Awesome, I too would rather be penniless because I spend my money eating yummy organic food and fully engage my life doing things I LOVE even if I don't make the salary everyone dreams of!!!!

Hmmm....I don't know if you feel the same, but it sounds like you are my soul"room"mate. How lucky we are to have found each other!!!! :)



I am very busy right now, so I am trying to get this soul"room"mate search over as soon as possible. I'm tired of waiting for you!!! However, I'm not willing to rush this process. If you want a home and you're planning to stick around the city and not just doing a "6-month"-night stand with SF, then send me an email. I will definitely put some time aside to meet you and let you come see my place.

Ciao



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<title>{NEWS &gt; BREAKING NEWS} - Alt Text: 'World of Warcraft' Masters In-Game Bribery</title>
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World of Warcraft has announced a new "Recruit-a-Friend" initiative, designed to rope in those few people who still talk to their spouses and significant others after 8 p.m. instead of beating pretend demons with sparkly weapons. The deal is this: If a current player can convince someone to sign on for a two-month tour of fantasy duty, they get a free zhevra mount.



I should explain a couple of those words for the sweet innocents who have managed to avoid the tawdry, painted World of Warcraft.



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First: zhevra. A zhevra is a zebra with a horn. Like a unicorn, but a zebra. That's kind of a theme with Warcraft: Take a normal animal, paste on an extra body part or two, and give it a fantasy name. A zebra with a horn is a zhevra, a crocodile with six legs is a crocolisk, a two-headed buzzard is a bonestripper. There's some fantasy precedent for this, but I'm going to be disappointed if the upcoming Warcraft expansion has me fighting three-eyed yaks (yakaboos) and nine-armed octopi (nonopi, or possibly octoplarghs).



As for the mount part, characters in Warcraft can learn to ride an animal, but not until level 30. Starting characters might be able to conjure fireballs or summon a demon, but put them in front of a horse and it's like integral calculus to a sleepy stoat. "Horse, huh. How does this work? You ... I go on top of it? Like above it? And it moves? I'm not ... screw it, I'll walk."



Once characters reach level 30, though, they're not limited to horses. Depending on your character's race and reputation, you might end up riding a wolf, a ram, a dorky-looking bird, a dorky-looking mechanical bird, an elephant (sorry, elekk) or something even stranger. Get enough Warcraft characters together on their mounts and it's like I Ran the Circus without the Three-Snarper-Harp.



So, to sum up: If you get one of your friends to shell out for two months of Warcraft, your character will get to ride a completely cosmetic zebra with a horn instead of whatever it's riding now. It's a sign of Warcraft's unrelenting brain-grip that this is incredibly compelling.



World of Warcraft's developers have mastered the unholy art of in-game bribery. They have discovered that players will do any number of stupid, tedious things in order to earn perks that have no effect on the game.



Just this week I've been fighting in battlegrounds -- special areas where armies clash and 12-year-olds question each other's sexuality -- over and over just for a chance to win a tiny little flying dragon. This dragon doesn't fight on my behalf or give me powers or anything. He just follows me around. In real life I try to avoid being tailed by parasitic flying creatures, but in the game I seek it out, even though I hate battlegrounds.



And really, what does my little dragon tell the other people in the game? The same thing it tells you -- I spent too much time playing Warcraft.



This isn't so bad, mostly because the other players spend too much time playing Warcraft as well. The zhevra mount, however, tells people: "Not only do I spend too much time playing Warcraft, I hassle those with enough wisdom to avoid it." It's sort of like helping out a drug baron, except at least drug mules generally get some cash out of the deal. This is as if someone said: "Hey, if you board a plane with this condom full of cocaine stashed someplace unmentionable, I'll give you a stylish cravat."



I can only hope that this will serve as a cautionary tale to those who, unlike me, have managed to resist the massively multiplayer siren song that Warcraft continues to sing. But if it doesn't, and you decide to sign up for the game anyway, let me know. Those zhevra mounts are pretty boss. 



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Born helpless, nude and unable to provide for himself, Lore Sjöberg eventually overcame these handicaps to be thankful that at least they didn't call it a zebracorn.

  


   
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World of Warcraft has announced a new "Recruit-a-Friend" initiative, designed to rope in those few people who still talk to their spouses and significant others after 8 p.m. instead of beating pretend demons with sparkly weapons. The deal is this: If a current player can convince someone to sign on for a two-month tour of fantasy duty, they get a free zhevra mount.



I should explain a couple of those words for the sweet innocents who have managed to avoid the tawdry, painted World of Warcraft.



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First: zhevra. A zhevra is a zebra with a horn. Like a unicorn, but a zebra. That's kind of a theme with Warcraft: Take a normal animal, paste on an extra body part or two, and give it a fantasy name. A zebra with a horn is a zhevra, a crocodile with six legs is a crocolisk, a two-headed buzzard is a bonestripper. There's some fantasy precedent for this, but I'm going to be disappointed if the upcoming Warcraft expansion has me fighting three-eyed yaks (yakaboos) and nine-armed octopi (nonopi, or possibly octoplarghs).



As for the mount part, characters in Warcraft can learn to ride an animal, but not until level 30. Starting characters might be able to conjure fireballs or summon a demon, but put them in front of a horse and it's like integral calculus to a sleepy stoat. "Horse, huh. How does this work? You ... I go on top of it? Like above it? And it moves? I'm not ... screw it, I'll walk."



Once characters reach level 30, though, they're not limited to horses. Depending on your character's race and reputation, you might end up riding a wolf, a ram, a dorky-looking bird, a dorky-looking mechanical bird, an elephant (sorry, elekk) or something even stranger. Get enough Warcraft characters together on their mounts and it's like I Ran the Circus without the Three-Snarper-Harp.



So, to sum up: If you get one of your friends to shell out for two months of Warcraft, your character will get to ride a completely cosmetic zebra with a horn instead of whatever it's riding now. It's a sign of Warcraft's unrelenting brain-grip that this is incredibly compelling.



World of Warcraft's developers have mastered the unholy art of in-game bribery. They have discovered that players will do any number of stupid, tedious things in order to earn perks that have no effect on the game.



Just this week I've been fighting in battlegrounds -- special areas where armies clash and 12-year-olds question each other's sexuality -- over and over just for a chance to win a tiny little flying dragon. This dragon doesn't fight on my behalf or give me powers or anything. He just follows me around. In real life I try to avoid being tailed by parasitic flying creatures, but in the game I seek it out, even though I hate battlegrounds.



And really, what does my little dragon tell the other people in the game? The same thing it tells you -- I spent too much time playing Warcraft.



This isn't so bad, mostly because the other players spend too much time playing Warcraft as well. The zhevra mount, however, tells people: "Not only do I spend too much time playing Warcraft, I hassle those with enough wisdom to avoid it." It's sort of like helping out a drug baron, except at least drug mules generally get some cash out of the deal. This is as if someone said: "Hey, if you board a plane with this condom full of cocaine stashed someplace unmentionable, I'll give you a stylish cravat."



I can only hope that this will serve as a cautionary tale to those who, unlike me, have managed to resist the massively multiplayer siren song that Warcraft continues to sing. But if it doesn't, and you decide to sign up for the game anyway, let me know. Those zhevra mounts are pretty boss. 



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Born helpless, nude and unable to provide for himself, Lore Sjöberg eventually overcame these handicaps to be thankful that at least they didn't call it a zebracorn.

  


   
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<title>{ISSUES &gt; BIAS AND BALANCE} - Corsi: Critics of Obama might be "put ... in jail"  if he's president</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">Appearing on the August 16 edition of C-SPAN's
Washington Journal, Jerome Corsi, author of The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality
(Threshold Editions, August 2008), asserted that, if Sen. Barack Obama
were elected president and someone were to write a book critical of him or to publish "a cartoon like
The New Yorker," "Obama might just have to create a department of hate crimes and put them in jail." Responding to a caller's
 assertion that "we cannot question Obama," Corsi stated: 


Ma'am,
you make some very interesting points. Senator Obama is now appearing
to have the thinnest skin of anybody I've ever seen run for president.
And, you know, it reminds me because -- if this is the reaction for
writing a book, and remember, I did not commit a crime. I wrote the
book. And under the First Amendment, that's supposed to be protected
and allowed. And it's a critical evaluation of Senator Obama.


But
it has been pointed out, there has been many, many -- how many critical
books of George Bush have there been? And George Bush doesn't come
unglued at the people who write those books. It raises questions in my
mind. If Senator Obama is reacting this ballistically -- this out of
control, I mean, bouncing off the walls insanity, you know, concocting
fake pictures of books that were never written attacking this -- 40
pages. Why didn't they write 140 pages? Because I wrote a book.

What's
-- how is Senator Obama going to sit in the Oval Office and handle a
crisis? I mean, all an enemy of the United States has to do is write a
book about him and he'll go insane -- or put a cartoon like
The New Yorker with Senator Obama, Muslim garb -- and Hillary [sic] dressed as a -- you know, a black militant.


And Senator Obama might just have to create a department of
 hate crimes and put them in jail. Where is the sense of humor here? 


Also during the broadcast, Corsi
continued to compound the
falsehoods in his book by falsely claiming that he asks in his book for "definitive proof" -- such as "drug testing"
 -- that Obama has stopped using drugs. Corsi's claim came
after host Pedro Echevarria pointed out that the Obama campaign and several major news outlets, such as
The New York Times
 and 
Associated Press, have noted that Corsi's

assertion that Obama "has yet to
answer questions" concerning whether "he stopped using marijuana and
cocaine completely in college, or whether his drug use extended into
law school days or beyond," is false. Indeed, even before the book's official publication date,
Media Matters for America
documented
 this falsehood, noting that Obama wrote in his autobiography,
Dreams from My Father, that he "stopped getting high" shortly after moving to New York City to attend Columbia University as an

undergraduate, following two years at Occidental College -- a statement that contradicts Corsi's claim in
Obama Nation that Obama has yet to say whether he stopped using drugs.

On
Washington Journal, Corsi said: 


What
I'm asking in the book is where's the definitive proof? And I look for
many uses of definitive proof. Where's the drug testing? Where's the
other records? If Senator Obama wanted to establish this on the record,
he could then or now do the drug testing and establish the issue. At
least now it would establish it for now. Athletes are required to do
this. They don't trust athletes to self-report on drug use. And, the
questions that I'm asking now that the issue is on the table, put there
by the senator himself, are questions I also say in the book, President
Bush should himself have been forced to answer in 2000 and 2004 -- when
he himself -- when the issue came up in his own campaign.



In fact, Corsi did not ask about "drug testing," "other records,"
 or "definitive proof" in any of the book's passages about Obama's past drug use.

As
Media Matters has noted, Corsi has previously mischaracterized
the false claim he made about Obama's answers to questions about his
drug use on at least
two
occasions and has issued
other
additional
falsehoods while promoting his
falsehood-laden book.

From the August 16 edition of CSPAN's
Washington Journal: 


ECHEVARRIA: You write on Page 77 of the book, looking at various
 aspects of Senator Obama -- 

CORSI: Sure, go right ahead.


ECHEVARRIA:
This about drug use. You say that "[s]till, Obama has yet to answer
questions whether he dealt drugs, or if he stopped using marijuana and
cocaine completely in college, or whether his drug usage extended into
his law school days or beyond." The Obama campaign, from what it put
out, came out with this, it said -- and you can find this also on the
senator's website -- that "Obama has made clear repeatedly that he
stopped using marijuana in college, which peers have affirmed." Went on
to go on to quote statements from
The State Journal Register of the Springfield [Illinois], The New York Times, the Associated Press and the
Politico. Again, an example of your claim against what they say is false. 


CORSI: Well, you know, first of all, let me point out
The New York Times and many of these other sources were -- have
also been wrong dramatically about Senator Edwards, so their sources
saying that Obama quit using drugs is probably just repeating what they
were told, and I doubt they really did their own independent
investigative research into the subject. Notoriously, people who use
drugs, especially heavily, and Senator Obama says at Occidental, the
drug use in college -- was his first college -- the drug use had
actually become really habitual. In fact, he discusses how much of a
habit it had become. For people who use drugs like that, their
self-reporting that they stopped using drugs is usually notoriously
inaccurate. But they'll repeat that to many people, who then repeat it
as well.


What
I'm asking in the book is where's the definitive proof? And I look for
many uses of definitive proof. Where's the drug testing? Where's the
other records? If Senator Obama wanted to establish this on the record,
he could then or now do the drug testing and establish the issue. At
least now it would establish it for now. Athletes are required to do
this. They don't trust athletes to self-report on drug use. And, the
questions that I'm asking now that the issue is on the table, put there
by the senator himself, are questions I also say in the book, President
Bush should himself have been forced to answer in 2000 and 2004 -- when
he himself -- when the issue came up in his own campaign.


ECHEVARRIA: We'll take a look at various aspects of the book,
 but first to your calls. 

[...]

CALLER: Good morning. And thank you for the book, sir. Appreciate
 it. 

CORSI: Thank you. You're welcome.

CALLER: And I bought it a couple of days ago, so I'm reading
 it now. 

CORSI: Deeply appreciate it, thank you.

CALLER:
Mm-hmm. I -- we need something like this, because we cannot question
Obama. Even his ears, he says, I don't like people talking about my
ears, so we don't talk about his ears. But we talk about McCain's age,
right? You didn't hear him say, "I don't like people talking about my
age." So we're told what we can say, how we can say it. 

And
thank you, sir, because we need to know about this guy. He's left us --
they're hiding it. And I'm not sure how -- with the press like it is if
you can do much good. And I'd love to talk to you for two hours.


CORSI:
Well, thank you, ma'am. The mainstream media did not do its job. It was
asleep. The mainstream media was busy making up epithets to use in case
I wrote a book. I guess that's what they spend all their time doing.

Ma'am,
you make some very interesting points. Senator Obama is now appearing
to have the thinnest skin of anybody I've ever seen run for president.
And, you know, it reminds me because -- if this is the reaction for
writing a book, and remember, I did not commit a crime. I wrote the
book. And under the First Amendment, that's supposed to be protected
and allowed. And it's a critical evaluation of Senator Obama.


But
it has been pointed out, there has been many, many -- how many critical
books of George Bush have there been? And George Bush doesn't come
unglued at the people who write those books. It raises questions in my
mind. If Senator Obama is reacting this ballistically -- this out of
control, I mean, bouncing off the walls insanity, you know, concocting
fake pictures of books that were never written attacking this -- 40
pages. Why didn't they write 140 pages? Because I wrote a book.

What's
-- how is Senator Obama going to sit in the Oval Office and handle a
crisis? I mean, all an enemy of the United States has to do is write a
book about him and he'll go insane -- or put a cartoon like
The New Yorker with Senator Obama, Muslim garb -- and Hillary dressed as a -- you know, a black militant.


And Senator Obama might just have to create a department of
 hate crimes and put them in jail. Where is the sense of humor here? 

I
think that Senator McCain made a very appropriate comment yesterday
when he said, "Let's just all keep our sense of humor." And I think
that the criticism of me, the things that have been said have been over
the top, and I've -- you know, my wife was calling me up trying to ask
me to explain all the words I was being called on television. 

ECHEVARRIA: From our line, for those who support Senator Obama,
 Little Rock, Arkansas. 

    
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<td width="100%" style="font:9pt Verdana,Arial,Sans-serif;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;font-variant:small-caps;">Mediamatters.Org</span> - Appearing on the August 16 edition of C-SPAN's
Washington Journal, Jerome Corsi, author of The Obama Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality
(Threshold Editions, August 2008), asserted that, if Sen. Barack Obama
were elected president and someone were to write a book critical of him or to publish "a cartoon like
The New Yorker," "Obama might just have to create a department of hate crimes and put them in jail." Responding to a caller's
 assertion that "we cannot question Obama," Corsi stated: 


Ma'am,
you make some very interesting points. Senator Obama is now appearing
to have the thinnest skin of anybody I've ever seen run for president.
And, you know, it reminds me because -- if this is the reaction for
writing a book, and remember, I did not commit a crime. I wrote the
book. And under the First Amendment, that's supposed to be protected
and allowed. And it's a critical evaluation of Senator Obama.


But
it has been pointed out, there has been many, many -- how many critical
books of George Bush have there been? And George Bush doesn't come
unglued at the people who write those books. It raises questions in my
mind. If Senator Obama is reacting this ballistically -- this out of
control, I mean, bouncing off the walls insanity, you know, concocting
fake pictures of books that were never written attacking this -- 40
pages. Why didn't they write 140 pages? Because I wrote a book.

What's
-- how is Senator Obama going to sit in the Oval Office and handle a
crisis? I mean, all an enemy of the United States has to do is write a
book about him and he'll go insane -- or put a cartoon like
The New Yorker with Senator Obama, Muslim garb -- and Hillary [sic] dressed as a -- you know, a black militant.


And Senator Obama might just have to create a department of
 hate crimes and put them in jail. Where is the sense of humor here? 


Also during the broadcast, Corsi
continued to compound the
falsehoods in his book by falsely claiming that he asks in his book for "definitive proof" -- such as "drug testing"
 -- that Obama has stopped using drugs. Corsi's claim came
after host Pedro Echevarria pointed out that the Obama campaign and several major news outlets, such as
The New York Times
 and 
Associated Press, have noted that Corsi's

assertion that Obama "has yet to
answer questions" concerning whether "he stopped using marijuana and
cocaine completely in college, or whether his drug use extended into
law school days or beyond," is false. Indeed, even before the book's official publication date,
Media Matters for America
documented
 this falsehood, noting that Obama wrote in his autobiography,
Dreams from My Father, that he "stopped getting high" shortly after moving to New York City to attend Columbia University as an

undergraduate, following two years at Occidental College -- a statement that contradicts Corsi's claim in
Obama Nation that Obama has yet to say whether he stopped using drugs.

On
Washington Journal, Corsi said: 


What
I'm asking in the book is where's the definitive proof? And I look for
many uses of definitive proof. Where's the drug testing? Where's the
other records? If Senator Obama wanted to establish this on the record,
he could then or now do the drug testing and establish the issue. At
least now it would establish it for now. Athletes are required to do
this. They don't trust athletes to self-report on drug use. And, the
questions that I'm asking now that the issue is on the table, put there
by the senator himself, are questions I also say in the book, President
Bush should himself have been forced to answer in 2000 and 2004 -- when
he himself -- when the issue came up in his own campaign.



In fact, Corsi did not ask about "drug testing," "other records,"
 or "definitive proof" in any of the book's passages about Obama's past drug use.

As
Media Matters has noted, Corsi has previously mischaracterized
the false claim he made about Obama's answers to questions about his
drug use on at least
two
occasions and has issued
other
additional
falsehoods while promoting his
falsehood-laden book.

From the August 16 edition of CSPAN's
Washington Journal: 


ECHEVARRIA: You write on Page 77 of the book, looking at various
 aspects of Senator Obama -- 

CORSI: Sure, go right ahead.


ECHEVARRIA:
This about drug use. You say that "[s]till, Obama has yet to answer
questions whether he dealt drugs, or if he stopped using marijuana and
cocaine completely in college, or whether his drug usage extended into
his law school days or beyond." The Obama campaign, from what it put
out, came out with this, it said -- and you can find this also on the
senator's website -- that "Obama has made clear repeatedly that he
stopped using marijuana in college, which peers have affirmed." Went on
to go on to quote statements from
The State Journal Register of the Springfield [Illinois], The New York Times, the Associated Press and the
Politico. Again, an example of your claim against what they say is false. 


CORSI: Well, you know, first of all, let me point out
The New York Times and many of these other sources were -- have
also been wrong dramatically about Senator Edwards, so their sources
saying that Obama quit using drugs is probably just repeating what they
were told, and I doubt they really did their own independent
investigative research into the subject. Notoriously, people who use
drugs, especially heavily, and Senator Obama says at Occidental, the
drug use in college -- was his first college -- the drug use had
actually become really habitual. In fact, he discusses how much of a
habit it had become. For people who use drugs like that, their
self-reporting that they stopped using drugs is usually notoriously
inaccurate. But they'll repeat that to many people, who then repeat it
as well.


What
I'm asking in the book is where's the definitive proof? And I look for
many uses of definitive proof. Where's the drug testing? Where's the
other records? If Senator Obama wanted to establish this on the record,
he could then or now do the drug testing and establish the issue. At
least now it would establish it for now. Athletes are required to do
this. They don't trust athletes to self-report on drug use. And, the
questions that I'm asking now that the issue is on the table, put there
by the senator himself, are questions I also say in the book, President
Bush should himself have been forced to answer in 2000 and 2004 -- when
he himself -- when the issue came up in his own campaign.


ECHEVARRIA: We'll take a look at various aspects of the book,
 but first to your calls. 

[...]

CALLER: Good morning. And thank you for the book, sir. Appreciate
 it. 

CORSI: Thank you. You're welcome.

CALLER: And I bought it a couple of days ago, so I'm reading
 it now. 

CORSI: Deeply appreciate it, thank you.

CALLER:
Mm-hmm. I -- we need something like this, because we cannot question
Obama. Even his ears, he says, I don't like people talking about my
ears, so we don't talk about his ears. But we talk about McCain's age,
right? You didn't hear him say, "I don't like people talking about my
age." So we're told what we can say, how we can say it. 

And
thank you, sir, because we need to know about this guy. He's left us --
they're hiding it. And I'm not sure how -- with the press like it is if
you can do much good. And I'd love to talk to you for two hours.


CORSI:
Well, thank you, ma'am. The mainstream media did not do its job. It was
asleep. The mainstream media was busy making up epithets to use in case
I wrote a book. I guess that's what they spend all their time doing.

Ma'am,
you make some very interesting points. Senator Obama is now appearing
to have the thinnest skin of anybody I've ever seen run for president.
And, you know, it reminds me because -- if this is the reaction for
writing a book, and remember, I did not commit a crime. I wrote the
book. And under the First Amendment, that's supposed to be protected
and allowed. And it's a critical evaluation of Senator Obama.


But
it has been pointed out, there has been many, many -- how many critical
books of George Bush have there been? And George Bush doesn't come
unglued at the people who write those books. It raises questions in my
mind. If Senator Obama is reacting this ballistically -- this out of
control, I mean, bouncing off the walls insanity, you know, concocting
fake pictures of books that were never written attacking this -- 40
pages. Why didn't they write 140 pages? Because I wrote a book.

What's
-- how is Senator Obama going to sit in the Oval Office and handle a
crisis? I mean, all an enemy of the United States has to do is write a
book about him and he'll go insane -- or put a cartoon like
The New Yorker with Senator Obama, Muslim garb -- and Hillary dressed as a -- you know, a black militant.


And Senator Obama might just have to create a department of
 hate crimes and put them in jail. Where is the sense of humor here? 

I
think that Senator McCain made a very appropriate comment yesterday
when he said, "Let's just all keep our sense of humor." And I think
that the criticism of me, the things that have been said have been over
the top, and I've -- you know, my wife was calling me up trying to ask
me to explain all the words I was being called on television. 

ECHEVARRIA: From our line, for those who support Senator Obama,
 Little Rock, Arkansas. 

    
<blockquote style="background:#FAFAFA;border:1px dotted #E6E6E6;font:italic 10pt Times New Roman;padding:9px;">Media Matters - Corsi: Critics of Obama might be "put ... in jail"  if he&#39;s president {...} On C-SPAN, Jerome Corsi, author of The Obama Nation , asserted that, if Sen. Barack Obama were elected president and someone were to write a book critical of him or to publish "a cartoon like The New Yorker ," "Obama might just have to create a department of hate crimes and put them in jail." {...}</blockquote><div style="font:8pt Verdana,Arial;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;">Published:</span> August 16, 2008, 11:26 pm - <span style="color:#808080;">Indexed:</span> August 17, 2008, 9:54 am - <span style="color:#808080;">Page Size:</span>&nbsp;26KB</div><div style="font:8pt Verdana,Arial;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;">Category:</span> <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/society/">Society</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/society/issues/">Issues</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/society/issues/business/">Business</a> &gt; <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/society/issues/business/media/">Media</a> &gt;  <a href="http://www.world-of-newave.info/society/issues/business/media/bias-and-balance/"><b>Bias and Balance</b></a></div></td></tr></table>
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<title>{ISSUES &gt; BIAS AND BALANCE} - "[P]ro-White" radio host Edwards asks of Media Matters' funders: "[W]hat do you want to bet that a lot of those 'wealthy liberals' have funny last names?"</title>
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<summary type="text/plain">In an August 15 blog post, James Edwards, co-host of
the "pro-White" Political
Cesspool Radio Show, responded to a Media
Matters for America item noting that Jerome Corsi,
author of The Obama
Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality, appeared on the July 20 edition of
the show and is reportedly scheduled to appear in its August 17 broadcast. In his post, headlined "Gays, liberals attack Jerome
Corsi," Edwards wrote that Media
Matters was "founded and is run by homosexual David
Brock." After asserting that Media
Matters is funded by "a bunch of 'wealthy
liberals,' " Edwards said: "And what do you want to bet that a lot of those
'wealthy liberals' have funny last names?"

Edwards also wrote: "And notice
that no one ever refutes anything I've written. They can't. But
they hate the fact that I'm telling the truth on my blog and on the radio
show, so, because they can't refute me, they simply resort to name
calling." In fact, Media Matters highlighted some of Edwards'
comments. Edwards has asserted on his blog that
"[i]nterracial sex is white genocide" and called British historian David
Irving -- who was, according to BBC News, "jailed by an
Austrian court after pleading guilty to denying that the Holocaust took
place" -- a "real hero" and "a survivor of the Jewish
Holocaust against free speech." As
Media Matters noted, his radio show has on its
website a "Statement of Principles"
saying that the show "represent[s] a philosophy that is pro-White"
and which "heartily endorse[s] and accept[s] as our own, the founding
tenets of the Council of Conservative Citizens
[CCC]."

In a second August 15 post
responding to how his "blog has been getting a ton of traffic over the
past two days thanks to the liberal/homosexual assault being waged against
Jerome Corsi on behalf of the Barack Obama campaign," Edwards said of
himself and his Political Cesspool
co-hosts, "We are not rooting for either candidate. We're rooting
for white people." Edwards further asserted: "Between McCain and
Obama, we couldn't care less who wins. In fact, we think an Obama victory
would be fitting. The only countries in the world that have black heads of state
are third world countries, and as massive demographic changes in this country
will soon make much of America a third world country, a black president would
be entirely appropriate." Edwards' post also referred to "the
left wing homosexuals over at Media Matters."

From Edwards' first August 15 post, headlined "Gays, liberals attack Jerome Corsi": 


Jerome
Corsi, author of the #1 bestseller The Obama Nation, is scheduled
to appear on The
Political Cesspool this Sunday. Yesterday the liberal
hate machine went into high gear in a massive, coordinated attack campaign
against Mr. Corsi, which is no doubt being managed and directed by the Obama
campaign. They remember how devastatingly effective his book Unfit For Command
was in keeping John Kerry out of the White House, and they're going to do
their darndest to try to keep him from repeating his success with Obama.

And what's their latest
angle of attack? They're trumpeting the fact that he's going to
talk about his book on The Cesspool. The first big story came yesterday from
the far left wing Media Matters, which was founded and is run by homosexual David Brock. You can read it here.

Summary: Despite stating
that he had apologized for what was described as a "series of bigoted and
hateful posts," Jerome Corsi, author of The Obama Nation, is scheduled to
appear with host James Edwards on the August 17 edition of The Political
Cesspool Radio Show, which, according to its "Statement of
Principles," "represent[s] a philosophy that is pro-White."
In a blog post, Edwards has stated that "[i]nterracial sex is white
genocide."

Then the equally far
left wing Huffington Post came after Corsi and The Cesspool. You can read their
diatribe here.

[...]

And notice that no one
ever refutes anything I've written. They can't. But they hate the
fact that I'm telling the truth on my blog and on the radio show, so,
because they can't refute me, they simply resort to name calling. And then
they attack Dr. Corsi for appearing on my show, as if every guest on every
radio show endorses every opinion and action of the host of that show. Which is
insane. There are lots of things I've written that Dr. Corsi
doesn't agree with, and there are lots of things he's written that
I don't agree with. Appearing on a show to promote your book in no way
implies anything, let alone that you agree with the radio host 100%. Corsi
appeared on Larry King Live the other night, but no one ever accuses guests of
Larry King of endorsing being married 7 times, not to mention King's criminal background,
which includes charges of bribery, corruption, grand larceny, and passing 14 bad
checks.

Besides, what
conservative wouldn't be proud to be attacked by these freaks? Like David Brock, the former "conservative"
writer for The American
Spectator, who's now openly homosexual and a
flaming liberal, who wrote in one of his books
about arranging a dinner/interview with Matt Drudge. But Drudge misunderstood
-- he thought it was a date, and brought a dozen roses for Brock, and took him
gay bar hopping. Drudge later wrote to Brock that some were saying that Drudge
and Brock were gay lovers and "I should only be so lucky." Brock,
the former "conservative", then went on to found Media Matters
which exists to expose "the lies of the right wing media." And
guess who's funding this little venture? The notorious Moveon.org, for one, and a
bunch of "wealthy liberals." And what do you want
to bet that a lot of those "wealthy liberals" have funny last
names?


From Edwards'
second post, headlined "Note for our newer readers": 


My blog has been getting
a ton of traffic over the past two days thanks to the liberal/homosexual assault
being waged against Jerome Corsi on behalf of the Barack Obama campaign. Most
of the liberal bloggers/websites that have mentioned us do nothing but call us
names, lifting passages directly from a hate piece by the Southern Poverty Law
Center. Many of them give the impression that we're McCain supporters.
Some make outrageously false accusations that we "malign" Jews and
non-whites. These are both lies.

I am the furthest thing
possible from a McCain supporter. The same is true of all my co-hosts on The
Political Cesspool radio program. We've never been McCain supporters, nor
Bush supporters. We are NOT Republicans. We are pro-white, and seek
what's best for white people. (We are not "white
supremacists" as all these gay/liberal liars are saying.) We believe the
interests of white people come first, and we want what's best for our
people. A McCain victory would not be in the interests of white people by any
stretch of the imagination. Between McCain and Obama, we couldn't care
less who wins. In fact, we think an Obama victory would be fitting. The only
countries in the world that have black heads of state are third world
countries, and as massive demographic changes in this country will soon make
much of America a third world country, a black president would be entirely
appropriate. 

We are not rooting for
either candidate. We're rooting for white people.


Nor do we malign any
racial group. We tell the truth about racial differences, and unlike the
mainstream media, we don't cover up the racial angles of important news
stories. Unlike some people, we don't consider pointing out that a Jew is
a Jew to be "anti-semitic", any more than pointing out that Obama
is black is "anti-black." And the very people attacking us as racists,
the left wing homosexuals over at Media Matters, have no compunctions at all
about highlighting people's race when it suits their purposes. Of course,
when they do it, it's not "racism", it's just
"honest reporting", etc. 

    
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<td width="100%" style="font:9pt Verdana,Arial,Sans-serif;vertical-align:top;"><span style="color:#808080;font-variant:small-caps;">Mediamatters.Org</span> - In an August 15 blog post, James Edwards, co-host of
the "pro-White" Political
Cesspool Radio Show, responded to a Media
Matters for America item noting that Jerome Corsi,
author of The Obama
Nation: Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality, appeared on the July 20 edition of
the show and is reportedly scheduled to appear in its August 17 broadcast. In his post, headlined "Gays, liberals attack Jerome
Corsi," Edwards wrote that Media
Matters was "founded and is run by homosexual David
Brock." After asserting that Media
Matters is funded by "a bunch of 'wealthy
liberals,' " Edwards said: "And what do you want to bet that a lot of those
'wealthy liberals' have funny last names?"

Edwards also wrote: "And notice
that no one ever refutes anything I've written. They can't. But
they hate the fact that I'm telling the truth on my blog and on the radio
show, so, because they can't refute me, they simply resort to name
calling." In fact, Media Matters highlighted some of Edwards'
comments. Edwards has asserted on his blog that
"[i]nterracial sex is white genocide" and called British historian David
Irving -- who was, according to BBC News, "jailed by an
Austrian court after pleading guilty to denying that the Holocaust took
place" -- a "real hero" and "a survivor of the Jewish
Holocaust against free speech." As
Media Matters noted, his radio show has on its
website a "Statement of Principles"
saying that the show "represent[s] a philosophy that is pro-White"
and which "heartily endorse[s] and accept[s] as our own, the founding
tenets of the Council of Conservative Citizens
[CCC]."

In a second August 15 post
responding to how his "blog has been getting a ton of traffic over the
past two days thanks to the liberal/homosexual assault being waged against
Jerome Corsi on behalf of the Barack Obama campaign," Edwards said of
himself and his Political Cesspool
co-hosts, "We are not rooting for either candidate. We're rooting
for white people." Edwards further asserted: "Between McCain and
Obama, we couldn't care less who wins. In fact, we think an Obama victory
would be fitting. The only countries in the world that have black heads of state
are third world countries, and as massive demographic changes in this country
will soon make much of America a third world country, a black president would
be entirely appropriate." Edwards' post also referred to "the
left wing homosexuals over at Media Matters."

From Edwards' first August 15 post, headlined "Gays, liberals attack Jerome Corsi": 


Jerome
Corsi, author of the #1 bestseller The Obama Nation, is scheduled
to appear on The
Political Cesspool this Sunday. Yesterday the liberal
hate machine went into high gear in a massive, coordinated attack campaign
against Mr. Corsi, which is no doubt being managed and directed by the Obama
campaign. They remember how devastatingly effective his book Unfit For Command
was in keeping John Kerry out of the White House, and they're going to do
their darndest to try to keep him from repeating his success with Obama.

And what's their latest
angle of attack? They're trumpeting the fact that he's going to
talk about his book on The Cesspool. The first big story came yesterday from
the far left wing Media Matters, which was founded and is run by homosexual David Brock. You can read it here.

Summary: Despite stating
that he had apologized for what was described as a "series of bigoted and
hateful posts," Jerome Corsi, author of The Obama Nation, is scheduled to
appear with host James Edwards on the August 17 edition of The Political
Cesspool Radio Show, which, according to its "Statement of
Principles," "represent[s] a philosophy that is pro-White."
In a blog post, Edwards has stated that "[i]nterracial sex is white
genocide."

Then the equally far
left wing Huffington Post came after Corsi and The Cesspool. You can read their
diatribe here.

[...]

And notice that no one
ever refutes anything I've written. They can't. But they hate the
fact that I'm telling the truth on my blog and on the radio show, so,
because they can't refute me, they simply resort to name calling. And then
they attack Dr. Corsi for appearing on my show, as if every guest on every
radio show endorses every opinion and action of the host of that show. Which is
insane. There are lots of things I've written that Dr. Corsi
doesn't agree with, and there are lots of things he's written that
I don't agree with. Appearing on a show to promote your book in no way
implies anything, let alone that you agree with the radio host 100%. Corsi
appeared on Larry King Live the other night, but no one ever accuses guests of
Larry King of endorsing being married 7 times, not to mention King's criminal background,
which includes charges of bribery, corruption, grand larceny, and passing 14 bad
checks.

Besides, what
conservative wouldn't be proud to be attacked by these freaks? Like David Brock, the former "conservative"
writer for The American
Spectator, who's now openly homosexual and a
flaming liberal, who wrote in one of his books
about arranging a dinner/interview with Matt Drudge. But Drudge misunderstood
-- he thought it was a date, and brought a dozen roses for Brock, and took him
gay bar hopping. Drudge later wrote to Brock that some were saying that Drudge
and Brock were gay lovers and "I should only be so lucky." Brock,
the former "conservative", then went on to found Media Matters
which exists to expose "the lies of the right wing media." And
guess who's funding this little venture? The notorious Moveon.org, for one, and a
bunch of "wealthy liberals." And what do you want
to bet that a lot of those "wealthy liberals" have funny last
names?


From Edwards'
second post, headlined "Note for our newer readers": 


My blog has been getting
a ton of traffic over the past two days thanks to the liberal/homosexual assault
being waged against Jerome Corsi on behalf of the Barack Obama campaign. Most
of the liberal bloggers/websites that have mentioned us do nothing but call us
names, lifting passages directly from a hate piece by the Southern Poverty Law
Center. Many of them give the impression that we're McCain supporters.
Some make outrageously false accusations that we "malign" Jews and
non-whites. These are both lies.

I am the furthest thing
possible from a McCain supporter. The same is true of all my co-hosts on The
Political Cesspool radio program. We've never been McCain supporters, nor
Bush supporters. We are NOT Republicans. We are pro-white, and seek
what's best for white people. (We are not "white
supremacists" as all these gay/liberal liars are saying.) We believe the
interests of white people come first, and we want what's best for our
people. A McCain victory would not be in the interests of white people by any
stretch of the imagination. Between McCain and Obama, we couldn't care
less who wins. In fact, we think an Obama victory would be fitting. The only
countries in the world that have black heads of state are third world
countries, and as massive demographic changes in this country will soon make
much of America a third world country, a black president would be entirely
appropriate. 

We are not rooting for
either candidate. We're rooting for white people.


Nor do we malign any
racial group. We tell the truth about racial differences, and unlike the
mainstream media, we don't cover up the racial angles of important news
stories. Unlike some people, we don't consider pointing out that a Jew is
a Jew to be "anti-semitic", any more than pointing out that Obama
is black is "anti-black." And the very people attacking us as racists,
the left wing homosexuals over at Media Matters, have no compunctions at all
about highlighting people's race when it suits their purposes. Of course,
when they do it, it's not "racism", it's just
"honest reporting", etc. 

    
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<title>{INTERNET &gt; W} - I Recommend You Go to Hell</title>
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        No, not you. Of course not you.

I'm talking about Amazon -- or more specifically, the 'Recommended for You' bug prank 'feature' on their website. That nasty little bastard can go straight to hell, and I hope as many pitchforks as possible poke it right in the ass on the way.

"I thought from my previous experience that the worst thing Amazon could do is ignore me. I was wrong. So very, very wrong."

Don't get me wrong. I like Amazon; I shop there all the time. And I appreciate automagical systems that can figure out what I might like -- when they actually work, that is. I only ask three things of a recommendation system -- or for that matter, a friend, spouse, or government -- and in the past week, Amazon has failed me on all three. Observe:

1. Pay attention to what I'm telling you.

A few days ago, I logged onto Amazon, looking for some CDs. Here's the conversation (only slightly rephrased) that I had with the recommendation system:

Amazon: Hi, Charlie! Welcome back! Can I help you find a CD?
Me: Okay, sure.
Amazon: I bet you'd like Bridge. It's by Blues Traveler!
Me: Oh. Um, yeah, I don't think so.
Amazon: No problem! How about Save His Soul? It's great!
Me: I dunno -- who's it by?
Amazon: Blues Traveler!
Me: You know, I'm really not a Blues Traveler fan.
Amazon: Say no more! I know of a great CD you'll love!
Me: Fine. Just tell me it's not by-
Amazon: The CD's titled Blues Traveler!
Me: *sigh* Let me guess. It's-
Amazon: That's right! It's by Blues Traveler!!! Gosh!
Me: Look, seriously. Not a Blues Traveler fan. I swear.
Amazon: But you said six months ago that you own Four.
Me: Yeah... I did. But-
Amazon: And that's by Blues Traveler! 
Me: I know. But it's my wife's, really. And I listed dozens of CDs I own.
Amazon: I know how you feel! Probably like buying Travelogue: Blues Traveler Classics. Right? Right?
Me: Dude. I gave Four two stars. Out of five. Two.
Amazon: That's more than one! Bet you'd love Blues Traveler's Greatest Hits. Betcha would!
Me: No. I wouldn't. Look, see here? I'm telling you not to use Four to suggest music any more. Okay? I happen to own one disc, but that's it. No more Blues Traveler, got it?
Amazon: Absolutely!
Me: No greatest hits, no tribute albums, no cover bands, nothing. Okay?
Amazon: You're the boss!
Me: Great. So. Do you have any other recommendations?
Amazon: Sure! You're gonna love this CD Zygote! It's super!
Me: Okay, I'm game. What type of mu-
Amazon: It's by John Popper!
Me: Wait. Isn't he-
Amazon: He's the lead singer... of Blues Traveler! Yippee!
Me: God, I hate you.
Amazon: How many copies should I put you down for?
Me: I absolutely fucking hate you.
Amazon: Don't forget One-Click Checkout&trade;! It's the best!

I nearly strangled my monitor with the mouse cord. Evidently, I should stop being so fricking honest with Amazon about the music I technically own.

Lord help me if it ever finds out my wife has the entire Madonna catalog somewhere under our roof. Jesus.

2. Don't throw 'paying attention' back in my face.

I thought from my previous experience that the worst thing Amazon could do is ignore me. I was wrong. So very, very wrong.

See, I'm a big British comedy fan. Mostly the older shows -- Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Kiss Me Kate, Keeping Up Appearances, just about anything. The subtle stuff, the bawdy stuff, the outlandish stuff, it doesn't much matter. I once even managed to sit through nearly an entire episode of Are You Being Served?.

Just once. And I called in sick to work for the rest of the week. But you get the picture.

So, last night I was poking around Amazon again, trying to find a DVD with clips from the old Alas Smith and Jones show. 

I'm not even going to bother trying to describe it, other than to call it 'two-man sketch comedy' and point you to the BBC's take above. My wife walked in last night while I was cackling giddily over a Smith and Jones 'Swiss News' clip on YouTube, and -- after I replayed it and made her watch it -- all she said was:

'It's kind of cute. But not laugh-out-loud cute. You're weird.'

Probably. But that's not important right now. The only important detail to note is that the show featured well-travelled Brit comedy stars Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones.

(Hence the name, you see. Clever ones, those British are.)

The astute film buffs among you may remember Mel Smith from his role as 'the Albino' in The Princess Bride, where he tended lovingly to the Pit.... of Despaaaaiiiir.

The less astute among you -- including me -- may not know that there's also a Mel Smith (a different Mel Smith, presumably, what with her evidently being a woman and all) who writes gay cowboy erotica novels, and sells them via Amazon.

Astute or not, I'd like to believe that if my recent browsing history included the phrases 'John Cleese', 'British comedy' and 'Blackadder', but not -- I can't stress this enough, now, NOT -- any phrases such as 'burly cowhand', 'assless chaps', or 'rope my dogie, Tex', then you would probably guess the context of the 'Mel Smith' search correctly.

As opposed to waiting until I logged in tonight and saying:

'Hi! Welcome back! Can we recommend 'To Love a Cowboy' for you today? It's a wild, steamy tale of a young boy and the older man he... no? Okay! How about 'Twice the Cowboy, Twice the Ride'? You'll lose yourself in... not interested? No problem! 'Stallions on the Range' it is!'

A 'Mel Smith' search is one thing. But I still can't see why Amazon loaded up so far on gay cowboy fare. Maybe Blues Traveler fans watch a lot of Brokeback Mountain. I dunno.

3. Make me feel cooler by taking your advice.

Following the Blues Traveler debacle above, I finally managed to straighten Amazon out regarding the kinds of music I like. And generally, those kinds fall into one big category -- old.

I remember the days, back in the mid-to-late '80s, when I would laugh -- laugh! -- at people listening to the Beatles, or the Doors, or early Rolling Stones. 'Geez,' I'd say with a wrinkle-free sneer, 'some of that crap is twenty years old. Get with the times, already!'

I still listen to a lot of the same music I did back then. Which was, it turns out, just about twenty years ago. It seems the sneerer has become the sneeree. Ouch.

In my defense, at least I'm not listening to the drivel you probably cringe over when you think of '80s music. I figure it's pretty hard to point and laugh over somebody 'still' listening to a band, if you have no idea who the hell they were in the first place. I'd like to claim that was a carefully planned strategic decision; actually, it just turns out that I have weird tastes in music as well as comedy, apparently.

The point is, this is where I thought Amazon might actually be able to help me, for once. So while I whipped up an order for a few CDs (by the Broken Homes, Royal Court of China and Buckwheat Zydeco, from 1988, 1989, and 1987, respectively), I asked -- nay, begged -- Amazon to find me something hipper. Something I'd like, but could brag about to all the young whippersnappers at the parties with their droopy trousers and ball caps askew.

So I hit Amazon with my (ever so slightly) more modern preferences. I may have one foot in the auditory grave, but there are some bands I like that have seen the light of this millennium, if only barely. So I rated up my 'cool' bands, like Soul Coughing and the Propellerheads and the Crystal Method. Find me something like these, I told Amazon -- something good that I've never heard of, and that all the cool kids are into these days.

The Recommendorator beeped and booped for a while, and finally spat out a name that wasn't simply the 'limited edition' version of one of the albums I'd claimed. Nor the import issue of the same album. Nor some Blues Traveler shit. Instead, the name was: 'Fluke'.

Nice. I'd never heard of Fluke. The ratings looked good. I saw comparisons to Fatboy Slim, Chemical Brothers and the like -- another positive sign in my book. So I amended my order to include the suggested disc from this hot new act, this 'Fluke' that was no doubt all the rage at the raves and clubs and raves and yes-I-know-I-already-said-raves and clubs and raves and I-just-have-no-freaking-clue-where-else-kids-hang-out-these-days and raves where the kids are hanging out these days. Smugly satisfied with my newly purchased street cred, I eagerly awaited delivery of my CDs.

They came today. Four CDs in total. The old stuff is great -- just like I remembered, catchy and clever and steeped in nostalgia. Better yet, the Fluke CD is awfully good, too. After a couple of turns through the disc, there are only a couple of songs that I'm 'enh' about, and three or four that really stand out as gems. As a newly-bought and never-heard disc, it's really quite a catch.

And as a conversation piece and ticket to street cred, it's a steaming pile of dingo shit.

Turns out this 'new' band that's all the rage with their new CD was, in fact, all the rage back in 1997. They released their first single back in 1988. And the Wikipedia blurb including the CD I bought is two full sections before 'Current work'.

Damn it.

Fluke's not new; I'm just old. And they happened to stay off my radar for, oh, twenty years or so. But I never would have realized the tragic depths of my unhipness, were it not for Amazon's trusty 'Recommendations' system taunting me with decade-old CDs and laughing and pointing.

So thanks for zippo, Amazon. Take your ballad pop and your cowboy porn and your aging techno albums and shove them up your mail slot. Next time I want recommendations, I'm going to fricking Pandora.

(But I can still come back to buy CDs, right? That Super Shipper Saving&trade; is awesome!!!1!OMGeleventy!)
        
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        No, not you. Of course not you.

I'm talking about Amazon -- or more specifically, the 'Recommended for You' bug prank 'feature' on their website. That nasty little bastard can go straight to hell, and I hope as many pitchforks as possible poke it right in the ass on the way.

"I thought from my previous experience that the worst thing Amazon could do is ignore me. I was wrong. So very, very wrong."

Don't get me wrong. I like Amazon; I shop there all the time. And I appreciate automagical systems that can figure out what I might like -- when they actually work, that is. I only ask three things of a recommendation system -- or for that matter, a friend, spouse, or government -- and in the past week, Amazon has failed me on all three. Observe:

1. Pay attention to what I'm telling you.

A few days ago, I logged onto Amazon, looking for some CDs. Here's the conversation (only slightly rephrased) that I had with the recommendation system:

Amazon: Hi, Charlie! Welcome back! Can I help you find a CD?
Me: Okay, sure.
Amazon: I bet you'd like Bridge. It's by Blues Traveler!
Me: Oh. Um, yeah, I don't think so.
Amazon: No problem! How about Save His Soul? It's great!
Me: I dunno -- who's it by?
Amazon: Blues Traveler!
Me: You know, I'm really not a Blues Traveler fan.
Amazon: Say no more! I know of a great CD you'll love!
Me: Fine. Just tell me it's not by-
Amazon: The CD's titled Blues Traveler!
Me: *sigh* Let me guess. It's-
Amazon: That's right! It's by Blues Traveler!!! Gosh!
Me: Look, seriously. Not a Blues Traveler fan. I swear.
Amazon: But you said six months ago that you own Four.
Me: Yeah... I did. But-
Amazon: And that's by Blues Traveler! 
Me: I know. But it's my wife's, really. And I listed dozens of CDs I own.
Amazon: I know how you feel! Probably like buying Travelogue: Blues Traveler Classics. Right? Right?
Me: Dude. I gave Four two stars. Out of five. Two.
Amazon: That's more than one! Bet you'd love Blues Traveler's Greatest Hits. Betcha would!
Me: No. I wouldn't. Look, see here? I'm telling you not to use Four to suggest music any more. Okay? I happen to own one disc, but that's it. No more Blues Traveler, got it?
Amazon: Absolutely!
Me: No greatest hits, no tribute albums, no cover bands, nothing. Okay?
Amazon: You're the boss!
Me: Great. So. Do you have any other recommendations?
Amazon: Sure! You're gonna love this CD Zygote! It's super!
Me: Okay, I'm game. What type of mu-
Amazon: It's by John Popper!
Me: Wait. Isn't he-
Amazon: He's the lead singer... of Blues Traveler! Yippee!
Me: God, I hate you.
Amazon: How many copies should I put you down for?
Me: I absolutely fucking hate you.
Amazon: Don't forget One-Click Checkout&trade;! It's the best!

I nearly strangled my monitor with the mouse cord. Evidently, I should stop being so fricking honest with Amazon about the music I technically own.

Lord help me if it ever finds out my wife has the entire Madonna catalog somewhere under our roof. Jesus.

2. Don't throw 'paying attention' back in my face.

I thought from my previous experience that the worst thing Amazon could do is ignore me. I was wrong. So very, very wrong.

See, I'm a big British comedy fan. Mostly the older shows -- Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Kiss Me Kate, Keeping Up Appearances, just about anything. The subtle stuff, the bawdy stuff, the outlandish stuff, it doesn't much matter. I once even managed to sit through nearly an entire episode of Are You Being Served?.

Just once. And I called in sick to work for the rest of the week. But you get the picture.

So, last night I was poking around Amazon again, trying to find a DVD with clips from the old Alas Smith and Jones show. 

I'm not even going to bother trying to describe it, other than to call it 'two-man sketch comedy' and point you to the BBC's take above. My wife walked in last night while I was cackling giddily over a Smith and Jones 'Swiss News' clip on YouTube, and -- after I replayed it and made her watch it -- all she said was:

'It's kind of cute. But not laugh-out-loud cute. You're weird.'

Probably. But that's not important right now. The only important detail to note is that the show featured well-travelled Brit comedy stars Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones.

(Hence the name, you see. Clever ones, those British are.)

The astute film buffs among you may remember Mel Smith from his role as 'the Albino' in The Princess Bride, where he tended lovingly to the Pit.... of Despaaaaiiiir.

The less astute among you -- including me -- may not know that there's also a Mel Smith (a different Mel Smith, presumably, what with her evidently being a woman and all) who writes gay cowboy erotica novels, and sells them via Amazon.

Astute or not, I'd like to believe that if my recent browsing history included the phrases 'John Cleese', 'British comedy' and 'Blackadder', but not -- I can't stress this enough, now, NOT -- any phrases such as 'burly cowhand', 'assless chaps', or 'rope my dogie, Tex', then you would probably guess the context of the 'Mel Smith' search correctly.

As opposed to waiting until I logged in tonight and saying:

'Hi! Welcome back! Can we recommend 'To Love a Cowboy' for you today? It's a wild, steamy tale of a young boy and the older man he... no? Okay! How about 'Twice the Cowboy, Twice the Ride'? You'll lose yourself in... not interested? No problem! 'Stallions on the Range' it is!'

A 'Mel Smith' search is one thing. But I still can't see why Amazon loaded up so far on gay cowboy fare. Maybe Blues Traveler fans watch a lot of Brokeback Mountain. I dunno.

3. Make me feel cooler by taking your advice.

Following the Blues Traveler debacle above, I finally managed to straighten Amazon out regarding the kinds of music I like. And generally, those kinds fall into one big category -- old.

I remember the days, back in the mid-to-late '80s, when I would laugh -- laugh! -- at people listening to the Beatles, or the Doors, or early Rolling Stones. 'Geez,' I'd say with a wrinkle-free sneer, 'some of that crap is twenty years old. Get with the times, already!'

I still listen to a lot of the same music I did back then. Which was, it turns out, just about twenty years ago. It seems the sneerer has become the sneeree. Ouch.

In my defense, at least I'm not listening to the drivel you probably cringe over when you think of '80s music. I figure it's pretty hard to point and laugh over somebody 'still' listening to a band, if you have no idea who the hell they were in the first place. I'd like to claim that was a carefully planned strategic decision; actually, it just turns out that I have weird tastes in music as well as comedy, apparently.

The point is, this is where I thought Amazon might actually be able to help me, for once. So while I whipped up an order for a few CDs (by the Broken Homes, Royal Court of China and Buckwheat Zydeco, from 1988, 1989, and 1987, respectively), I asked -- nay, begged -- Amazon to find me something hipper. Something I'd like, but could brag about to all the young whippersnappers at the parties with their droopy trousers and ball caps askew.

So I hit Amazon with my (ever so slightly) more modern preferences. I may have one foot in the auditory grave, but there are some bands I like that have seen the light of this millennium, if only barely. So I rated up my 'cool' bands, like Soul Coughing and the Propellerheads and the Crystal Method. Find me something like these, I told Amazon -- something good that I've never heard of, and that all the cool kids are into these days.

The Recommendorator beeped and booped for a while, and finally spat out a name that wasn't simply the 'limited edition' version of one of the albums I'd claimed. Nor the import issue of the same album. Nor some Blues Traveler shit. Instead, the name was: 'Fluke'.

Nice. I'd never heard of Fluke. The ratings looked good. I saw comparisons to Fatboy Slim, Chemical Brothers and the like -- another positive sign in my book. So I amended my order to include the suggested disc from this hot new act, this 'Fluke' that was no doubt all the rage at the raves and clubs and raves and yes-I-know-I-already-said-raves and clubs and raves and I-just-have-no-freaking-clue-where-else-kids-hang-out-these-days and raves where the kids are hanging out these days. Smugly satisfied with my newly purchased street cred, I eagerly awaited delivery of my CDs.

They came today. Four CDs in total. The old stuff is great -- just like I remembered, catchy and clever and steeped in nostalgia. Better yet, the Fluke CD is awfully good, too. After a couple of turns through the disc, there are only a couple of songs that I'm 'enh' about, and three or four that really stand out as gems. As a newly-bought and never-heard disc, it's really quite a catch.

And as a conversation piece and ticket to street cred, it's a steaming pile of dingo shit.

Turns out this 'new' band that's all the rage with their new CD was, in fact, all the rage back in 1997. They released their first single back in 1988. And the Wikipedia blurb including the CD I bought is two full sections before 'Current work'.

Damn it.

Fluke's not new; I'm just old. And they happened to stay off my radar for, oh, twenty years or so. But I never would have realized the tragic depths of my unhipness, were it not for Amazon's trusty 'Recommendations' system taunting me with decade-old CDs and laughing and pointing